The Perfect Virtue Signaller's Smartphone

Answer the poll.

It can be the same smartphone you use. Ofcourse you would'nt be hurt.

I don’t see a poll but the answer is one of these ones where they uninstall the play store and disable all the signals and look at it from out under the peak of their tinfoil hat.

JeffKenna

Where is the poll?

Aongus Von Bismarck

Stupid thread.

I phones are made by slaves, but your average virtue signaller would probably overlook that..

Hyperbollix

Old Nokia or flip phone. Unless you're over 60, that says "I hate all that facebook nonsense and narcissistic camera carry-on. I just need a simple phone cos I'm too busy to be wasting time with screens all day"

85603

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Stupid thread.

ach, das thread ist eine nuisencethread.

thomil

Funny you should ask, there's actually the "perfect" brand for that:

https://www.fairphone.com/en/

Honestly, I find the idea of the self-repairable smart phone quite compelling. If it wasn't for the inherent weaknesses of the Android platform, I'd consider getting one of those for myself.

theguzman

A Folding Smartphone

Android fanboys, total virtue signallers, try to make Apple out as some evil Mr. Burns like corporation when Google are the biggest censors the planet has ever seen.

Duke of Url

Motorola DynaTAC 8000x

theguzman

theguzman wrote: »

Android fanboys, total virtue signallers, try to make Apple out as some evil Mr. Burns like corporation when Google are the biggest censors the planet has ever seen.

I’ve found the opposite to be far more accurate.

machiavellianme

What's a virtual signaller per the poll? The traffic lights in ones head?

theguzman

theguzman wrote: »

Android fanboys, total virtue signallers, try to make Apple out as some evil Mr. Burns like corporation when Google are the biggest censors the planet has ever seen.

Apple are actually fighting to stop a bill to stop companies using forced labour in China..

Read through this to find the point..

OP you owe me my time back.

theguzman

A Folding Smartphone

Deleted User wrote: »

Apple are actually fighting to stop a bill to stop companies using forced labour in China..

They also rolled out an update that scuppers Facebook algorithms and scuppers them. Apple are by no means perfect but compared to Google, Twitter and Facebook they look like Mother Teresa.

Fr_Dougal

Huawei P Smart 2021

No iPhone 12 option?

astrofool

theguzman wrote: »

They also rolled out an update that scuppers Facebook algorithms and scuppers them. Apple are by no means perfect but compared to Google, Twitter and Facebook they look like Mother Teresa.

You do know that's because Apple are gathering that data directly and disabling facebook data gives them a competitive advantage, don't you?

Also that Apple stores that data across Azure, Google and Amazon datacenters?

Montage of Feck

A old motorola brick phone on 088.

theguzman

A Folding Smartphone

astrofool wrote: »

You do know that's because Apple are gathering that data directly and disabling facebook data gives them a competitive advantage, don't you?

Also that Apple stores that data across Azure, Google and Amazon datacenters?

Anything that hampers or damages Zuckerburg, Facebook and their Democrat cronies has to be welcomed.

AdrianBalboa

This forum really is such a right-wing echo chamber. “Virtue signalling smart phones,” :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: what will the conservative snowflakes be offended by next?

Hande hoche!

Hyperbollix wrote: »

Old Nokia or flip phone. Unless you're over 60, that says "I hate all that facebook nonsense and narcissistic camera carry-on. I just need a simple phone cos I'm too busy to be wasting time with screens all day"

Nokia 2720. Simple, reliable bit of kit.

Junkyard Tom

Everything I don't like is 'virtue signalling'? Surely one of the dumbest terms to bubble up form the alt-right sewers of the internet.

It is a phenomenon though, probably more apparent due to social media..
I got the impression the op was going to purchase a phone for said virtue signaller..

If so op, you should definitely stick a note in there somewhere.. write something that looks Chinese and then a short 'Help us!, We're in a sweatshop outside Shenzhen' message.. it'd be funny..

Ubbquittious

thomil wrote: »

Funny you should ask, there's actually the "perfect" brand for that:

https://www.fairphone.com/en/

Honestly, I find the idea of the self-repairable smart phone quite compelling. If it wasn't for the inherent weaknesses of the Android platform, I'd consider getting one of those for myself.

I had one but only got it for its Sailfish OS support which turned out not to be that great. Someone I know still has one but they don't seem to care about woke culture or virtue signalling

buried

BlackBerry Phone lines Matter

bazz26

ExMachina1000

When they see something outrageous (daily) they might drop their phone in shock. So something durable like a Nokia 3210.
Also they may not have access to electricity at their campsite so battery life needs to be good. Again the 3210 comes up Donald Trump's

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

I phones are made by slaves, but your average virtue signaller would probably overlook that..

Made by slaves from from conflict minerals mined by disposable slaves held at gunpoint.

Quantum Erasure

Blaaz_ wrote: »

Theres folding smart phones??

Plenty, Samsung Galaxy Z was the first, I think

ILoveYourVibes

What kind of cornflake thread is this??

also me :

Vertu Ti

Or Galaxy note 20 mystic green for povo virtue signallers.

ILoveYourVibes

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Made by slaves from from conflict minerals mined by disposable slaves held at gunpoint.

No they are made by ELVES silly :rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

No they are made by ELVES silly :rolleyes:

Of course in Santy's workshop the one with the anti-suicide nets.

Huawei P Smart 2021

Foxy old Workshop...