Autumn

Hammer89

What a season.

I love everything about it: the crunching of the leaves as you brave the elements to go for a ramble on these crisp evenings, your own air hovering above you with every exhale, disappearing into the night sky. Exhaling up against the dimmed light of the moon is particularly beautiful on these cold nights, nights where you can't wait to get home, but nights that you also want to last as long as possible. Mother Nature makes you mindful, makes you present. She makes you appreciate being alive.

Yep, I love everything about autumn, but I especially love that the makers of yoga pants made them warm, meaning us lads, us men, us alphas, us bros, get to look at perfectly-shaped arses all year-round.

Thank you Mother Nature.

Thank you Adidas.

Hammer89

Tough crowd.

Hammer89

Hammer89 wrote: »

Yep, I love everything about autumn, but I especially love that the makers of yoga pants made them warm, meaning us lads, us men, us alphas, us bros, get to look at perfectly-shaped arses all year-round.

Unfortunately, there’s a fair number around that could most kindly be described as “work in progress”.

Potential-Monke

I don't like going outside...

/searches Google images for "Autumn yoga pants behind"

...

I can see why you like it

Man with broke phone

Getting up in the dark, be coming home in the dark soon, 2 weeks holidays left to take thanks to all that lockdown messing.

Wondering why I just dont take all the days in winter in future.

Hammer89

Hammer89 wrote: »

What a season.

I love everything about it: the crunching of the leaves as you brave the elements to go for a ramble on these crisp evenings, your own air hovering above you with every exhale, disappearing into the night sky. Exhaling up against the dimmed light of the moon is particularly beautiful on these cold nights, nights where you can't wait to get home, but nights that you also want to last as long as possible. Mother Nature makes you mindful, makes you present. She makes you appreciate being alive.

Yep, I love everything about autumn, but I especially love that the makers of yoga pants made them warm, meaning us lads, us men, us alphas, us bros, get to look at perfectly-shaped arses all year-round.

Thank you Mother Nature.

Thank you Adidas.

Eloquence meet the cliff.

zanador

I love the changing of the seasons and then just as I'm sick to death of that season the new one comes. Least favourite month is August, there's a kind of heavy rottenness to everything by the end of it.

Most favourite is possibly may because it can be roasting but still springlike or October because it's crispy and still get sun but it's cold but not too grey.
Hard to beat the first smell of spring also..

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Ah see what you mean81393414.jpg

Hammer89

Deleted User wrote: »

Eloquence meet the cliff.

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Kylta

Hammer89 wrote: »

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Welcome to the pervo club. Them arses are going at it all summer!

KungPao

I like arses.


I do not like heading into another long ****e winter.


But nice arses are always welcome.

gogo

Hammer89 wrote: »

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Thanks for explaining it, the best jokes always need an explanation........

zanador

Aw, but I love autumn arses or no arses. Well, I do know a few arses, mostly on the internet

PoisonIvyBelle

I love Autumn. I know most people complain about the dark evenings but I much prefer when it - gives the evening a lovely cosy feel to it and you can really switch into "relax" mode. Can't say I be checking out many lads in yoga pants though....

PTH2009

The early dark nights is where its at

zanador

PoisonIvyBelle wrote: »

I love Autumn. I know most people complain about the dark evenings but I much prefer when it - gives the evening a lovely cosy feel to it and you can really switch into "relax" mode. Can't say I be checking out many lads in yoga pants though....

Tracksuits on the other hand..

Hammer89

gogo wrote: »

Thanks for explaining it, the best jokes always need an explanation........

Well it's important to state Gogo. I don't want the good folks at Boards.ie to think I'm a lunatic who goes from poetic to crass without noticing. I want them, you, to know that I go from poetic to crass on purpose for the sake of trying to be funny.

Greyfox

Autumn is just a crappy mini winter but then again we have crappy weather all year anyway

EmmetSpiceland

The slippery leaves are an, unwelcome, “pitfall” but, aside from that, it’s a pretty cool part of the year.

AdrianBalboa

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Eloquence meet the cliff.

You should PM him for lessons on writing.

AllForIt

This autumn is unusual in that you can actually experience it for lack of wind and rain.

And by the way, has anyone noticed the worse the virus gets the better the weather gets! I don't recall an October in my life like this for sunshine except abroad.

iamstop

Greyfox wrote: »

Autumn is just a crappy mini winter but then again we have crappy weather all year anyway

Ha, come to Winnipeg from October to March and you'll change your tune pretty darn quick. You don't know anything about extended periods of sh1te weather!

SEPT 23 1989

It's nice until the clocks go back

Hammer89

Another thing I love about autumn is the squirrels, how they bounce from one place to the next, foraging food for their family. They don't know what the future holds in the short term; they just know winter is coming and their family need to eat.

I knelt down near one in my driveway this morning and realised we aren't that different, man and squirrel.

As he tentatively moved closer to me, I noticed that his beady eyes had hope in them. He knew he could trust me, that I would never hurt him. I shuffled the remnants of a popcorn bag on to my hand, the scent of the corn and the kernels drawing him closer again. When he got within arms reached, I grabbed him and threw him at least 50 feet away and shouted NEVER come back here.

Thank you Manhattan.

Badly Drunk Boy

zanador wrote: »

I love the changing of the seasons and then just as I'm sick to death of that season the new one comes. Least favourite month is August, there's a kind of heavy rottenness to everything by the end of it.

Most favourite is possibly may because it can be roasting but still springlike or October because it's crispy and still get sun but it's cold but not too grey.
Hard to beat the first smell of spring also..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXjDYR4Kvo

ShatterAlan

Hammer89 wrote: »

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Aussie, South American, and African girls look delectable in lycra at this time of year (actually year round) and they're heading into Summer.

Kylta

Hammer89 wrote: »

Another thing I love about autumn is the squirrels, how they bounce from one place to the next, foraging food for their family. They don't know what the future holds in the short term; they just know winter is coming and their family need to eat.

I knelt down near one in my driveway this morning and realised we aren't that different, man and squirrel.

As he tentatively moved closer to me, I noticed that his beady eyes had hope in them. He knew he could trust me, that I would never hurt him. I shuffled the remnants of a popcorn bag on to my hand, the scent of the corn and the kernels drawing him closer again. When he got within arms reached, I grabbed him and threw him at least 50 feet away and shouted NEVER come back here.

Thank you Manhattan.

Your story telling is improving, am looking forward to the next one. I think for the ending if when you reached for him, you could have walloped him with hammer, and yell hammer 89 just became hammer 90.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnDijVnaU_A

If this is not instant recognisable and you have any interest in SciFi then stop what you are doing right now and check out Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds


Forever Autumn

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here
I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear
My life will be forever autumn
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Xtrail14

More time for patie particularly the dawn shot.

Mam of 4

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnDijVnaU_A

If this is not instant recognisable and you have any interest in SciFi then stop what you are doing right now and check out Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds


Forever Autumn

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here
I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear
My life will be forever autumn
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Class Album .

Hammer89

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Aussie, South American, and African girls look delectable in lycra at this time of year (actually year round) and they're heading into Summer.

All arses matter is what you're trying to say. And I agree.

zanador

Hammer89 wrote: »

All arses matter is what you're trying to say. And I agree.

I'm thinking you ain't seen all the lycra clad cyclists round my parts. Cycling does not always improve what God hasnt given you.

corner of hells

zanador wrote: »

I'm thinking you ain't seen all the lycra clad cyclists round my parts. Cycling does not always improve what God hasnt given you.

Aw no , we're going to cyclists ranting about their right to wear lycra now shortly.

corner of hells

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Aussie, South American, and African girls look delectable in lycra at this time of year (actually year round) and they're heading into Summer.

We've an African Irish family living across from us , my OH is pals with the mother , they go on their walks , gossip and swap recipes. We're going to have grilled antelope shortly.

Xtrail14

corner of hells wrote: »

Aw no , we're going to cyclists ranting about their right to wear lycra now shortly.

And comparing their hard ons on their giants