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Seagulls.... (nuisance)

  • 31-07-2020 08:08AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭


    I recently bought a house on a road in Dublin (east coast). Lovely Quiet safe road To Rare my family. I’m there 2 years now. My problem is the noise and general nuisance seagulls are causing. A neighbour , an elderly man feeds them every morning from anywhere from 5:30 am onwards. The seagulls literally sit on the roof or flock around his garden making a huge racket Waking everyone in house Also destroying cars with their droppings . It’s especially noticeable in summer when windows are open and mornings are brighter. I’m assuming this man has been feeding them for years , he attracts not only gulls but A heron , magpies pigeons and crows. What would a person do about this without causing too much offence and creating an awkwardness between us.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I read that as nuance.

    I came prepared for an interesting seagull story.

    Yeah ..reminds me once when my dad parked the car under some trees ...when we came back it was covered in ..bird droppings.

    I don't think you can do it without causing him offense.

    What you could suggest is that he start feeding them elsewhere. If they follow they follow if they don't ...they don't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,122 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Maybe if we didn't clean out the sea of fish, they wouldn't come inland bothering us?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,222 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Your neighbor is basically a fûcking prick. He cannot be oblivious to the noise of the birds, especially at 5.30am - 6am in the morning where the silence will be deafening until the cacophony of birds basically is shattering the silence, sleep and wellbeing of everything and everyone. This with the time, effort and cost involved cleaning cars, lost sleep, stress (especially in covid situation) , he is just being an absolute nuisance and lousy neighbor.

    Talk to him. Empathize that he enjoys doing what he does but force how it’s impacting your health and wellbeing negatively. With everything going on you’d appreciate if he can stop, think of his neighbors and examine other ways with which he can ‘enjoy nature’ while respecting those around him.

    Better again if you can ask one or two more neighbors to weigh in for extra volume and support, it’s not designed to intimidate but it might have the desired effect.

    I’ve little to no sympathy for him. It’s shïtty behavior, he just doesn’t care.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭Tilikum17


    Maybe if we didn't clean out the sea of fish, they wouldn't come inland bothering us?

    Exactly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭JasonStatham


    This is why I rent.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,691 ✭✭✭Hoboo


    dekbhoy wrote: »
    I recently bought a house on a road in Dublin (east coast). Lovely Quiet safe road To Rare my family. I’m there 2 years now. My problem is the noise and general nuisance seagulls are causing. A neighbour , an elderly man feeds them every morning from anywhere from 5:30 am onwards. The seagulls literally sit on the roof or flock around his garden making a huge racket Waking everyone in house Also destroying cars with their droppings . It’s especially noticeable in summer when windows are open and mornings are brighter. I’m assuming this man has been feeding them for years , he attracts not only gulls but A heron , magpies pigeons and crows. What would a person do about this without causing too much offence and creating an awkwardness between us.

    Move away from the coast.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 53,772 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Any chance this falls under the night time law where quiet time is from 11pm to 7am?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,222 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Hoboo wrote: »
    Move away from the coast.

    The coast is fine, this lousy old weirdo gobshîte for a neighbor that’s the problem, you’d get that sort inland too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,222 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Retr0gamer wrote: »
    Any chance this falls under the night time law where quiet time is from 11pm to 7am?

    Good point, might be worthwhile dropping by your local Garda station and getting their feedback.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 derekshelvin


    He's breaking the law. I've had this debate on the Galway forum. Basically what you will find here is (a) people who tell you to move away or tolerate this behaviour or
    (b) those who feel this is bad form by the neighbour.
    Report him.

    https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/pensioner-left-devastated-after-being-fined-150-for-feeding-seagulls-38933674.html

    Litter Pollution Act 1997.

    Wildlife still needs to be managed. I do understand the people who tell you to move away and blame us for overfishing as I can sense their sympathy for the seagulls but I more so sympathise for the people who are not causing this but have to endure it.

    Laws are there to protect birds, as people will remind you, but laws are also there to protect humans. Seagull droppings, in particular, carry a wide variety of diseases and the acidic components of their droppings make it a disaster for car paint.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    There was a guy in court recently for feeding pigeons in stoneybatter.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/district-court/man-faces-trial-over-nuisance-pigeons-in-stoneybatter-1.4088294

    I think the council would be your first call for advice on how to proceed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,222 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    The birds are only there because the guy is actively enticing them with food. They didn’t tap on his window, “hey bud, got any chow ?”


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    dekbhoy wrote: »
    I recently bought a house on a road in Dublin (east coast). Lovely Quiet safe road To Rare my family. I’m there 2 years now. My problem is the noise and general nuisance seagulls are causing. A neighbour , an elderly man feeds them every morning from anywhere from 5:30 am onwards. The seagulls literally sit on the roof or flock around his garden making a huge racket Waking everyone in house Also destroying cars with their droppings . It’s especially noticeable in summer when windows are open and mornings are brighter. I’m assuming this man has been feeding them for years , he attracts not only gulls but A heron , magpies pigeons and crows. What would a person do about this without causing too much offence and creating an awkwardness between us.

    What are ye doing still in bed at 5:30 anyway, lazy fecker!? :p

    You should associate the sound of those wonderful birds, as nature's alarm clock... telling you to motivate yourself and start grabbing every new day by the short and curlys and get crackin'!!

    I have more respect for seagulls and other wildlife, than most of the layabout homo sapien population! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Storm 10


    randd1 wrote: »
    MOD SNIP

    Completely illegal they are a protected species


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    get a bigger bird


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭randd1


    Storm 10 wrote: »
    Completely illegal they are a protected species

    And that would stop him, why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I think you should run, run so far away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,503 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    He probably has mental health issues, I'd say don't make any contact with him directly.

    Could you make a recording or find one on YouTube of seagulls in full volume and play it out your back garden from 10pm until midnight each evening? He probably goes to bed at 9pm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Hego Damask


    OP nip that sh1t n the bud, this idiot is part of the cause of all these bird problems ..

    MOD SNIP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Hego Damask


    Storm 10 wrote: »
    Completely illegal they are a protected species

    really ? why are they protected ? there must be about 25 billion of them in Howth alone !!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,440 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Maybe if we didn't clean out the sea of fish, they wouldn't come inland bothering us?

    Does the OP own and operate a trawler? If so, poetic justice. If not, not helpful.

    He may not even eat fish!

    Also, gulls are opportunistic feeders. If the seas were packet to the gills (overdoing the metaphor?) with tasty fish, they’d still be nicking chips and ice cream in Howth. Because it’s easier, and because they don’t have to go and search for it. It’s just there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,440 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    KungPao wrote: »
    I think you should run, run so far away.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Storm 10


    really ? why are they protected ? there must be about 25 billion of them in Howth alone !!



    Seagulls - Wildlife Management
    http://www.wildlifemanagement.ie/seagulls/#:~:text=In%20Ireland%20all%20gulls%20and,and%20European%20Wildlife%20Legislation%2FDirectives.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,711 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mod:

    randd1, do not post in this thread again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 derekshelvin


    Galway is getting overrun by them. They are protected due to a decline in numbers but you'd do well to find a flat roof in the city without 2 or 3 young seagulls on it at the moment. I've lived near building sites and heard less noise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭dekbhoy


    Yes he’s an early riser and an early to bed type guy. Dont get me wrong he’s a nice man that keeps a lovely garden etc. I actually think he might have a hearing problem as another neighbour complains of him playing his radio full volume while chopping wood for the fire. I’m thinking g maybe have a quiet word with him and gently suggest the gulls are a nuisance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭RollieFingers


    Stephens Green is overrun by the fcukers too, hate them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 473 ✭✭nophd08


    The pigeons, magpies and crows could be persuaded to "move on" with an air rifle from an upstairs window.... Just sayin...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Stephens Green is overrun by the fcukers too, hate them!

    Serves that Stephen fellah right , him and his feckin' green.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    dekbhoy wrote: »
    I recently bought a house on a road in Dublin (east coast). Lovely Quiet safe road To Rare my family. I’m there 2 years now. My problem is the noise and general nuisance seagulls are causing. A neighbour , an elderly man feeds them every morning from anywhere from 5:30 am onwards. The seagulls literally sit on the roof or flock around his garden making a huge racket Waking everyone in house Also destroying cars with their droppings . It’s especially noticeable in summer when windows are open and mornings are brighter. I’m assuming this man has been feeding them for years , he attracts not only gulls but A heron , magpies pigeons and crows. What would a person do about this without causing too much offence and creating an awkwardness between us.

    OP , you have two options, the way I see things.

    You can either dress yourself up as a seagull and raise havoc in your neighbourhood in the hope your neighbours might turn against the seagull feeder .By havoc I mean ****ting on your neighbours cars and houses .

    Your second option is to burn your neighbours house down leaving a can of petrol in his driveway surrounded by seagull feathers.

    Let us know how you get on.


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