Are you a ride?

Terminator.

How do you rate yourself

un5byh7sqpd2x0

On a scale of 1-10, I’d be a mr_fegelien.

dazed+confused

Yes

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dazed+confused

dazed+confused wrote: »

Yes

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PM Sent.

This is it

Does it matter? Sure once you can get the ride that's the main thing

Pauliedragon

Sure I ride myself 3 or 4 times a day. I must be a, looker.

im not even a lift

jimgoose

Oh hell yes. On a scale of 0F to NaN, I'm a 1957 Studebaker Golden Hawk two-door pillarless hardtop with the 352-inch Packard V8.

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

I've become very good at identifying lesbians... because they're the only women who aren't attracted to me!

I could say something else here to make myself look less smug... but I really can't think of anything! :P

jimgoose

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

I've become very good at identifying lesbians... because they're the only women who aren't attracted to me!

I could say something else here to make myself look less smug... but I really can't think of anything! :P

I can dig it. Do you bra lift too, bra?

Feisar

To quote a woman talking about my good self, "he's so hot and sexy he's making me wet."

jimgoose

Feisar wrote: »

To quote a woman talking about my good self, "he's so hot and sexy he's making me wet."

"Where are you ringing from?" "Me gee!" :pac:

punisher5112

I do like a good ride.....

Granny Smyth

They called me the bike a school. Oh wait that was for other reasons.

talla10

I'm so gorgeous the Police want to place me under arrest.

punisher5112

I want to put my huge tool in her box....

I Am Nobody

I promise to treat you as good as my leathers and ride you as much as my Harley.

endacl

Used to be. Now I’m a silver fox. Or a grey gopher. Depends on the lighting and angle.

I’m basically a fox-gopher hybrid with grey hair.

Archeron

I'm minging

BuboBubo

Mr Bubo says I am.

I couldn't give a sh1t what anyone else thinks.

He's a ride too btw

drake70

Nope

I_Would_Ride_Myself_Because_I_Am_A_Sexy_Man would have loved to be here today.

nthclare

endacl wrote: »

Used to be. Now I’m a silver fox. Or a grey gopher. Depends on the lighting and angle.

I’m basically a fox-gopher hybrid with grey hair.

Similar look myself, more like a grey wolf than a silver fox...

People tell me I'm attractive looking so I shaved my head, now I'm told that's even better FFS stop staring at me....

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

nthclare wrote: »

Similar look myself, more like a grey wolf than a silver fox...

People tell me I'm attractive looking so I shaved my head, now I'm told that's even better FFS stop staring at me....

When I grow up, I wanna be like you guys!

(Assuming you can still get 20 year old hotties into the sack?) :pac:

gogo

I’m actually a certified ride, someone scrapped it into the table in the wood work room when I was in 2nd year, my current level of confidence is based on that certification, albeit 20 years ago... once it’s scraped into a table it must be true!

Skerries

my taxi plate says I am

iamstop

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Sure I ride myself 3 or 4 times a day. I must be a, Hooker.

FYP

Hagar7

Deleted User wrote: »

im not even a lift

That reminds me of two empty crisp packets heading down the street one day.
A car pulls up and the driver shouts out the window ‘Would you like a ride?’
Both replied at the same time ‘No thanks, we’re Walkers.’

RMAOK

I look like John Goodman before he lost the weight, so yes, I am a ride .......

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I'm a bald, fat, useless slob and I don't wash particularly often. Even the dog avoids me.

nthclare

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

When I grow up, I wanna be like you guys!

(Assuming you can still get 20 year old hotties into the sack?) :pac:

If you were grown up, you wouldn't want to get 20 year old hottie's believe you me go for the 40+ because they're mature, easier on the eye and smarter...

Now that I'm grown up I'm glad I don't think like you

nullzero

talla10 wrote: »

I'm so gorgeous the Police want to place me under arrest.

Ah so it was you who taught Elvis how to play karate?

I Am Nobody

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

When I grow up, I wanna be like you guys!

(Assuming you can still get 20 year old hotties into the sack?) :pac:

If all else fails,get yourself a Harley.The ladies love the vibration.

nthclare

I Am Nobody wrote: »

If all else fails,get yourself a Harley.The ladies love the vibration.

lol I'm really kicked, but don't tell anyone...all I could afford is a chopper from the 80's it'll go well with the Mullet

I Am Nobody

nthclare wrote: »

lol I'm really kicked, but don't tell anyone...all I could afford is a chopper from the 80's it'll go well with the Mullet

Those were great days my friend!

Temptamperu

Depends on how much you drink.

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

nthclare wrote: »

If you were grown up, you wouldn't want to get 20 year old hottie's believe you me go for the 40+ because they're mature, easier on the eye and smarter...

Now that I'm grown up I'm glad I don't think like you

I guess I'll wait and see on that one.

Tbf I've seen a few 40+ that are do-able. But it's very rare to see many around the 50 mark that are still keeping things together. The old menopause seems to do a real number on most women's looks.

JasonStatham

For Irish women no, for Asian girls yes.

messi haircut

8/10

Kylta

All I'll say if I was chocolate I eat myself

Porklife

[Deleted User] wrote: »

im not even a lift

I'm not even a hitchhike

Porklife

gogo wrote: »

I’m actually a certified ride, someone scrapped it into the table in the wood work room when I was in 2nd year, my current level of confidence is based on that certification, albeit 20 years ago... once it’s scraped into a table it must be true!

You gogo!

JimmyChew

No but I've got a 10" shlong and it compensates adequately.

Feisar

JimmyChew wrote: »

No but I've got a 10" shlong and it compensates adequately.

Hard to argue with a weapon of ass destruction.

Slumberland

Apparently! Hitting a big bday so hopefully it continues

Church on Tuesday

Of course I am.

Next.

JJayoo

If I had
Good haircut
Tan
Better clothes
Confidence
Charm
Ability to talk to women
Better face
Better body


I would be a solid 6

JohnnyFlash

I am, in fairness. I also have a top class personality. Winning combination.

ilovemuffin

I've developed a beer belly that makes me look pregnant, my 'Beer Baby' that I have affectionately grown over decades of knocking back the lush and I am actually proud of it. Has diminished my ride-edness though (but I still have those f​uck me eyes I think)

PARlance

I am ya!

I Am Nobody

ilovemuffin wrote: »

I've developed a beer belly that makes me look pregnant, my 'Beer Baby' that I have affectionately grown over decades of knocking back the lush and I am actually proud of it. Has diminished my ride-edness though (but I still have those f​uck me eyes I think)

We all look sexy in the dark!