Destroy a quote or saying.with one letter

Retro.

E = MC

The apple never falls fart from the tree

LeYouth

You got rid of the number.

Retro.

Jesus h christy

Capt'n Midnight

Retro. wrote: »

E = MC

Murt10

From Benny Hill

To Let

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Toilet

Neames

The penis mightier than the sword.

Blaze420

A broken cock is right twice a day

ToddDameron

Stuck between a cock and a hard place.

A broken clock is night twice a day

cj maxx

I have a Bream

revive112

Too many cocks spoil the broth

revive112

Eat around the bush

Grab All Association

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

3 letters I know

Snotty

All aboard that's cuming aboard

Snotty

Just going to do a quick head c*nt

averagejoesgym

A dog is a man's best fiend

Leg End Reject

What would you expect from a pig but a grant?

YFlyer

LeYouth wrote: »

You got rid of the number.[/qu

A word.


Square.

Your Face

A bush in the hand is worth two birds.

PARlance

All's hell that ends hell

FortuneChip

If you can't stand the heat, get gout in the kitchen.

People in glass horses shouldn't throw stones.

If at first you don't succeed, try fry again.

Pherekydes

"You're going to need a bigger boot!"

/bilingual pun :cool:

facehugger99

A Fool and his Monkey are soon parted.

AlphabetCards

C'est la vile

namenotavailablE

Faraway pills are green.
May the toad rise before you.
Better sane than sorry.
Look before you lean.
Better date than never.

Victor

There was definitely something different about Bob's demeanor - like he had a hip on his shoulder over something.

Citrus fruits are really cheap - we're talking a lime a dozen.

Q. Will the task be difficult?
A. Nah, piece of Jake.

Between a frock and a hard place.

Curiosity killed the chat.

Microwave ovens - you can't have your cake and heat it too.

Don't judge a look by its cover.

A watched spot never boils.

Your Face wrote: »

A bush in the hand is worth two birds.

Do you mean a hand in the bush is worth two on the bird?

Conall Cernach

Some opening lines which would have resulted in different books.

In a hole in the ground there jived a hobbit. - The Hobbit

Ball me, Ishmael. - Moby Dick

There was no possibility of taking a **** that day. - Jane Eyre

Mother dyed today. - The Stranger

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, wearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. - Ulysses

M.T. Cranium

We hold these truths to be elf evident.

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Fiends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your eats.

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Ask not what your county can do for you ...

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Mr Gorbachev, tear down this mall.

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All we are saying is give peas a chance.

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My boyfriend's black and there's going to be trouble.

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One small step for man, one giant heap for mankind.

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There was a mouse in New Orleans

M.T. Cranium

E.T., call Rome.

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If you can't think of a good thing to say about a person, don't pay anything.


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Only the goon die young.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane? No it's Supperman.

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To the fat cave, Robin.

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Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chairs.

RobMc59

You can't polish a turk

A good tart is half the work done.

Retro.

RobMc59 wrote: »

You can't polish a turk

Rapist

RobMc59

Hot cross bum

talla10

You can handle the truth!

Harry Palmr

Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Send me your ears
Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your bears

M.T. Cranium

Save the last dunce for me.

RobMc59

The green pile

RobMc59

Philadelphia beagles

All work and no play makes Jack a full boy.



...and maybe not the man just yet ಠ‿ಠ

As good as bold

Kylta

You may kiss the ride

RobbingBandit

To be or not to be what is the question

Kylta

A pox in the henhouse

Kylta

Humpty dumpty shat on the wall

RobbingBandit

Once upon a lime

RobbingBandit

I'm Iron Mam

Kylta

Jack the nipper

RobbingBandit

Always look on the bright slide of life

Fag Puss

Felix the nat

Mouse on the Prairie

Kylta

Once more unto the beach, dear friends

Kylta

Stand and delivery