Why do socialists go bald? *MOD WARNING POST 70*

Cobalt17

Look at Paul Murphy, Boyd Barrett, Gino Kenny etc. All of them are suffering from some form of male pattern baldness.

There also all under 6 ft. Do these people simply have weak genetics?

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NIMAN

Fake socialists.

Cobalt17

NIMAN wrote: »

Fake socialists.

What’s a fake socialist?

kowloon

Try harder, 2/10

normanoffside

Cobalt17 wrote: »

Look at Paul Murphy, Boyd Barrett, Gino Kenny etc. All of them are suffering from some form of male pattern baldness.

There also all under 6 ft. Do these people simply have weak genetics?

Putin too.

kowloon

normanoffside wrote: »

Putin too.

Trump has no hair deficiency .

Zaph

Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.

Thelonious Monk

Stalin, Fidel, Che Guevera...

Cobalt17

Zaph wrote: »

Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.

I meant the common weed smoking, soy latte swilling Irish socialist, who says stuff like “eat the rich”. I’ve never come across one of these guys, who’s been physically impressive in any way at all.

Central Services

Why do socialists all go bald

A few of them were to begin with.

And then they all had to be the same

Church on Tuesday

Zaph wrote: »

Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.

Deadly tash too.

Cobalt17

Sure I Dont Know wrote: »

They larp about killing landlords but most of them could barely do more than three press ups in a row. It's pure cringe.

I always wondered if the reason they push for socialism is an evolutionary trait, similar to fight or flight, they realise that there’s no way that they can compete on a natural level.

Oafley Jones

Sure I Dont Know wrote: »

They larp about killing landlords but most of them could barely do more than three press ups in a row. It's pure cringe.

Having a conversation with yourself then.

Thelonious Monk

Who let a Journal commenter's children on boards ffs?

Cobalt17

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

Who let a Journal commenter's children on boards ffs?

They’re owned by the same company, so expect some overlap.

Cobalt17

Berties_Horse wrote: »

Are they also responsible for the cheche you play in?

Yes.

The Tetrarch

I conclude from the evidence that all capitalists are over six feet tall with a fine head of hair.

Cobalt17

Sure I Dont Know wrote: »

Stalin was an evil pyscho but no one can deny that he was a badass as a young man.

It's the student **** who idolise Stalin that are cringey and problematic.

Another thing I never understood is these guys walking around wearing che Guevara on their T-shirts. The guy wanted to exterminate gays.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Cobalt17 wrote: »

I always wondered if the reason they push for socialism is an evolutionary trait, similar to fight or flight, they realise that there’s no way that they can compete on a natural level.

There's certainly an element of that to it.


Nature across all animal species seems to follow that pattern . Survival of the fittest, the strong rising to the top etc.

Central Services

There does indeed seem to be a causal link.
So then, if we can just eliminate socialists then we'll have cured male pattern baldness.

Cobalt17

Central Services wrote: »

There does indeed seem to be a causal link.
So then, if we can just eliminate socialists then we'll have cured male pattern baldness.

I don’t think we can ever eliminate socialism. Someone always has to be at the bottom of the pecking order.

Pherekydes

Clare Daly and Ruth Coppinger are bucking this trend.

Cobalt17

Pherekydes wrote: »

Clare Daly and Ruth Coppinger are bucking this trend.

In fairness though, Ruth’s closer to a bald man, than she is a pretty woman.

andekwarhola

Imagine we had a subforum for this sh1te.

Cobalt17

andekwarhola wrote: »

Imagine we had a subforum for this sh1te.

Are you short and bald?

Moghead

Cobalt17 wrote: »

Another thing I never understood is these guys walking around wearing che Guevara on their T-shirts. The guy wanted to exterminate gays.

It's usually people just trying to be edgy, like lads who wear MAGA hats.

Cobalt17

Moghead wrote: »

It's usually people just trying to be edgy, like lads who wear MAGA hats.

They’re another pack of dickless lunatics in my eyes.

JohnnyFlash

The ultimate nightmare for most socialists would be having to work in a socialist workers republic.

You can have that one for free, OP.

Rodney Bathgate

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

Stalin, Fidel, Che Guevera...

All wig wearers

kowloon

OP, if you're so desperate to rant about leftists make a blog, why pretend this is a discussion?

Das Reich

Mussolini was bald and short but at the same time had 6 children and younger lovers.

Pherekydes

Cobalt17 wrote: »

In fairness though, Ruth’s closer to a bald man, than she is a pretty woman.

This thread is why Statistics should be bet into students at second level.

And next up: Correlation.

Cobalt17

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The ultimate nightmare for most socialists would be having to work in a socialist workers republic.

You can have that one for free, OP.

True. How many poets does North Korea need?

JohnnyFlash

Das Reich wrote: »

Mussolini was bald and short but at the same time had 6 children and younger lovers.

You wouldn’t catch Mussolini going around wearing a shapeless wool jumper.

ShatterAlan

Zaph wrote: »

Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.

Che Guevara made Jimi Hendrix look like a skinhead

ShatterAlan

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

Stalin, Fidel, Che Guevera...

Hugo Chavez, Maduro, Evo Morales

biko

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Deadly tash too.

That wasn't the only deadly thing about him either.

OP has a point, to be fair. I'd like to add to the extensive list;

Jeff Bezos
Warren Buffet
Steve Ballmer
The Donald

blackbox

Central Services wrote: »

There does indeed seem to be a causal link.
So then, if we can just eliminate socialists then we'll have cured male pattern baldness.

Do you think if we found a cure for male pattern baldness that it would eliminate socialism?

whisky_galore

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Hugo Chavez, Maduro, Evo Morales

Trotsky, Marx, Connolly.

theteal

Suffer?

It's a case of having too much testosterone from the massive cojones

Cobalt17

blackbox wrote: »

Do you think if we found a cute for male pattern baldness that it would eliminate socialism?

You’ll never eliminate socialism. There’s a pecking order, and uncompetitive people will always sit at the bottom of it.

Ultimanemo

I hate socialism and the left but I love communism, in socialism some people work very hard to get their needs satisfied and some people do nothing and get their needs satisfied, in communism everybody works very little and everybody gets very little.

Central Services

blackbox wrote: »

Do you think if we found a cure for male pattern baldness that it would eliminate socialism?

Obviously.

I took that as red.

Snickers Man

Oh I don't know. Five minutes, or less, on Google will throw up the following, just off the top of my head.
All good, woke, guardians of safe spaces, minders of vocabulary and insistent on "inclusiveness to all"!
None of them could be described as "Bears" (or could they? )
I could go on but life is too short.


Mussolini

Sajid Javid

William Hague

Cobalt17

Snickers Man wrote: »

Oh I don't know. Five minutes, or less, on Google will throw up the following, just off the top of my head.
All good, woke, guardians of safe spaces, minders of vocabulary and insistent on "inclusiveness to all"!
None of them could be described as "Bears" (or could they? )
I could go on but life is too short.


Mussolini

Sajid Javid

William Hague

I was more referring to the college slacktivists.

ShatterAlan

The Tetrarch wrote: »

I conclude from the evidence that all capitalists are over six feet tall with a fine head of hair.

A capitalist is a man too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Your Face

I like Democracy. There's something sexy about it.

Cobalt17

ShatterAlan wrote: »

A capitalist is a man too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Sure because the Navy Seals are hardcore socialists.

looksee

I thought socialists all had beards. Mostly the men, in fairness.

ShatterAlan

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

There's certainly an element of that to it.


Nature across all animal species seems to follow that pattern . Survival of the fittest, the strong rising to the top etc.

Seems the socialist bashers don't really know what socialism is or what capitalism is. They think they have a grasp on both economic models but are really just gas-bagging.


They're also happy to avail of evil social programs like public transport, free libraries, universal healthcare, subsidised education, unemployment benefits, children's allowance, public parks, beaches and playgrounds, etc.