X Æ A-12

J. Marston

No, I'm not having a stroke. That's the name of Elon Musk and Grimes' new baby...

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1257836061520101377

There does seem to be some confusion between the parents on the gender of their child though...

https://twitter.com/juulgod50/status/1257781642325868544

Anyway, gobshítes.

gmisk

Come in X Æ A-12 your dinner is poured!!!!

El_Duderino 09

gmisk wrote: »

Come in X Æ A-12 your dinner is poured!!!!

And half the kids in the neighbourhood think it's for them. Isn't it always the way?

OneMoreBabadee

It's unique anyway, I'll give them that much.

suicide_circus

that girl hit the f*cking jackpot

MissShihTzu

Dave for short...

Montage of Feck

The A-12 is an impressive aircraft alright, capable of cruising at Mach 3 at 85,000 ft.

Sky King

I'd call my kid Boeing 737 - capable of being 180 divs to Santa Ponsa

Birneybau

Xai Archangel apparently. The above is code, apparently.

o1s1n

If these two try any harder to be quirky they'll form a singularity and kill us all.

jimgoose

Gowls.

whisky_galore

Couple give kid stupid name.
Who gives a shyte?

Stacksofwacks

I believe he said that as a Joke

The Tetrarch

When I was in school and knew algebra I would have been able to solve that.

Guy:Incognito

OneMoreBabadee wrote: »

It's unique anyway, I'll give them that much.

And as we all know, there's nothing kids like growing up more than being singled out as different.

touts

I think that is pronounced "Look at us! LOOK at us! LOOK AT US!!"

biko

If your last name is Musk you're already halfway there.





It still doesn't beat Moon Unit Zappa

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The Tetrarch wrote: »

When I was in school and knew algebra I would have been able to solve that.

I knew algerbra too. Fine girl.

Esel

biko wrote: »

It still doesn't beat Moon Unit Zappa

That's still better than Dweezil Zappa.

Elon Musk is a spacer..

Giraffe Box

With apologies to songwriter Shel Silverstein:

'A Boy Named X Æ A-12'

Well my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me X Æ A-12
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk
It seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named X Æ A-12
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean
My fist got hard and my wits got keen
Roam from town to town to hide my shame
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew
At an old saloon on a street of mud
There at a table, dealing stud
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me X Æ A-12
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is X Æ A-12 How do you do!?
Now you gonna die!"
Yeah that's what I told 'em
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile
And he said, "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong"
Yeah he said, "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do
But ya ought to thank me, before I die
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
'Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you X Æ A-12
Yeah what could I do, what could I do
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son
And I come away with a different point of view
And I think about him, now and then
Every time I try and every time I win
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but X Æ A-12 I still hate that name!

iamstop

Jungfella or Jungwan.

Not both.

Tom Mann Centuria

As an english person, it's as easy to pronounce as about 80% of Irish first names.*





*Having lived here for donkeys years I'm not quite as bad as I used to be.

Ipso

biko wrote: »

If your last name is Musk you're already halfway there.





It still doesn't beat Moon Unit Zappa

Gusset would have went well with that surname.

banie01

I cannot put into words how angry I am that twice...
Fúcking twice...
The spa in question mentioned naming the kid after their favourite plane the SR-17...

It's actually the SR-71, but hey!
Credit to auld apartheid boy Elon...
He wasn't gonna name his kid Blackbird!

Ultrflat

So is it ok to name a kid Miura? after the Lamborghini Miura?


Asking for a friend.

suicide_circus

iamstop wrote: »

Jungfella or Jungwan.

Not both.

chunkfella

chunkwan

Ultrflat

suicide_circus wrote: »

chunkfella

chunkwan

What about Turbo?

fryup

i know "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"but his taste in women is a bit iffy??

she's like something out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

suicide_circus

fryup wrote: »

i know "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"but his taste in women is a bit iffy??

she's like something out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

probably outrageous in the sack

Guy:Incognito

Love how shes all " we dont want to assume the kids gender, we'll leave it up to them" but dives right in giving the kid a stupid ****ing name.

Tom Mann Centuria

fryup wrote: »

i know "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"but his taste in women is a bit iffy??

she's like something out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tallulah Riley was his previous partner (twice) and she's very nice.

Purple Mountain

Stacksofwacks wrote: »

I believe he said that as a Joke

I believe its a publicly stunt.
Keep an eye on his share prices.

fryup

he's like one of those megalomaniac's you'd see in a Bond movie,

ShatterAlan

J. Marston wrote: »

No, I'm not having a stroke. That's the name of Elon Musk and Grimes' new baby...

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1257836061520101377

There does seem to be some confusion between the parents on the gender of their child though...

https://twitter.com/juulgod50/status/1257781642325868544

Anyway, gobshítes.

Hey, Elon....I love anagrams, you


LONE SKUM

EmmetSpiceland

fryup wrote: »

she's like something out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Patricia Quinn would definitely have “got it” back then. Definitely.

DrPhilG

J. Marston wrote: »

There does seem to be some confusion between the parents on the gender of their child though...

auspicious

I heard someone say today, before naming your newborn, think of shouting their name across the supermarket, before you commit to it.

Arghus

I love Grimes, she's a really talented musician.

But, she's obviously for the fcking birds.

73bc61lyohr0mu

Didn't somebody figure out that it's actually Kyle...

fryup

ah but he's just a regular guy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpE8e6AYmfo

Kylta

whisky_galore wrote: »

Couple give kid stupid name.
Who gives a shyte?

I tend to agree who gives a fu¢k what anybody names their kid.

Guy:Incognito

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

And as we all know, there's nothing kids like growing up more than being singled out as different.

Musk got the sh1te beaten out of him in school.

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Patricia Quinn would definitely have “got it” back then. Definitely.

I’d say you’d get up on the crack of a plate, Emmet.

take everything

Wonder how long that relationship will last.

He seems to be making the same mistake over and over. Her father is big in biotech though so who knows

Canis Lupus

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

And as we all know, there's nothing kids like growing up more than being singled out as different.

This doesn't apply to rich people.

valoren

Pair of balmpots. Wishes for the baby to have privacy but their photo all over the internet.

SnazzyPig

Ultrflat wrote: »

So is it ok to name a kid Miura? after the Lamborghini Miura?


Asking for a friend.

Or 'Mercedes'.........


:cool:

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’d say you’d get up on the crack of a plate, Emmet.

Well, in my single days, I was, certainly, known to “put it about”, J. Nothing wrong with that.

I’d have had standards but after a few “shandies” who knows where things would go, the main thing was that both parties had fun.

Have to say, I do find a lot of the “carry on” on this site, somewhat, disconcerting. Guys refusing to “knock one out” over a hot woman due to her politics beliefs, feminist stance or, most worryingly, her support of the #MeToo movement.

A real man would never let those things get in the way of a good ****. Really smacks of “incel” behaviour.

riffmongous

Canis Lupus wrote: »

This doesn't apply to rich people.

Yeah was just going to post that, Musk's fabulous wealth will always mark them out as being different to most kids, and it'll also mean they'll never have to interact with most kids either

BeerWolf

Asriel?