Your own Nicknames for the well known people

Kylta

Whether you like/dislike a person have you got your own personal nickname for them.
The person can be a politican/moviestar/ sportstar etc. But they must be well known ( didn't want to say famous people) because some people will be famous and well some will have local fame.

Before I start. I wish to apologise first to allmembers of the rodent families.

Michael Martin ( Rat face,) because basically he has a face like a rat or a rodent then

lairy moo mcdonald

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.

Shiite in a bucket.

the beer revolu

Dildo
Twank

Kylta

Eamonn Ryan ( Beaker) from the Muppets he's the image of him and he speaks like him too

ablelocks

Bono = ONOB

the beer revolu

ablelocks wrote: »

Bono = ONOB

Are you an 11 year old girl?

10pennymixup

Pat Kenny......Plank

Ryan Tubridy.....Plank Eile.

paw patrol

Op - I;'m glad I m not the only one who does this,
I do it a lot but mainly for people in my life (not that many well known people)

James Reilly (former minister) see him a bit
I called him the badger.

Kylta

ablelocks wrote: »

Bono = ONOB

We called the him ( sanctimonious ¢unt)
And thats one if his better nicknames

Kylta

10pennymixup wrote: »

Pat Kenny......Plank

Ryan Tubridy.....Plank Eile.

Thats brilliant stuff

Kylta

the beer revolu wrote: »

Are you an 11 year old girl?

No mate... and that question sounds very sinister, I say you might want to rephrase

Zebra3

Ellen DeGenerat.

KungPao

I tend to swap the the first letters of names where it fits.

e.g. Les Dynam, legendary MOTD presenter.

Des Lennis, if it’s up there, I’ll give you the money myself.

Plumbthedepths

I just use the term 'that bollox' . All encompassing.

Kylta

Dunphy and Giles ( Statler and Waldorf) the two grumpy fu¢ks from the Muppets,

Your Face

Ben Afflicted.

Kylta

Joan Bruton. (FD is short for Frankensteins daughter)

Kylta

Ivan Yates (puke)

ablelocks

the beer revolu wrote: »

Are you an 11 year old girl?

nope

Are you Bono?

Abel Ruiz

Jonathon Woodgate = Steal Door

Ronan keating = horrible **** from hell

The Princess Bride

Reece WithHerCutlery

Hoop66

KungPao wrote: »

I tend to swap the the first letters of names where it fits.

e.g. Les Dynam, legendary MOTD presenter.

Des Lennis, if it’s up there, I’ll give you the money myself.

If the surname begins with S, I just move the S to the first name. Examples:

Hilary's ****
Taylor's Wift

Also if the surname ends in S - Jeremy's Iron.

Kylta

ablelocks wrote: »

nope

Are you Bono?

Sometimes were all Bono

Kylta

Mary Harney (miss piggy)

Better Than Christ

I've been calling Hugh Jackman 'Huge Ackman' for years.

Rodney Bathgate

Michael D. Hobbit

Rodney Bathgate

Mick ‘Scarecrow’ Wallace

Archeron

My dad calls Catriona Perry Needsaburger, and says it as one word.
Jean Byrne is the dominatrix.

Bobblehats

Archeron wrote: »

Jean Byrne is the dominatrix.

In that context for me she’s just plain old Jean Burn

-not wishing anything on her or that, she just is. Everyone knows that she likes it like that

Kylta

Archeron wrote: »

My dad calls Catriona Perry Needsaburger, and says it as one word.
Jean Byrne is the dominatrix.

I can picture her in her dominatrix role

Turquoise Hexagon Sun

Bruised Willies.

Sandra Bollox.

Deja Boo

posted this in wrong thread last night...

The most common word(s) associated with Trump...

idiot

Edgware

the beer revolu wrote: »

Are you an 11 year old girl?

Why? Not interested otherwise?

Edgware

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

Mick ‘Scarecrow’ Wallace

Last seen with head deep in the Brussels trough

Edgware

Kylta wrote: »

Mary Harney (miss piggy)

Very original for a senior infants pupil

Kylta

Edgware wrote: »

Very original for a senior infants pupil

Does she or does she not look like miss piggy. Go on you dying to say yes

Kylta

Edgware wrote: »

Why? Not interested otherwise?

Whats the fixation with 11 years old