The Purge 3 PurgeyMcPurgeface

Wayne Jarvis

retro:electro wrote: »

I’m not about that life unforch. I have at least five so called people who want to bone me so I don’t need to dabble with the chops just yet

I want to bone you too Retro just so you know. If it helps entice you I have the baggiest vag and smallest cock of anyone here and I once got sex advice off Woke Hogan when we were out chopping wood together.

Mam of 4

FluffyTowel

[Deleted User] wrote: »

^^ I don't want to know what you're searching to find these gifs!

Do not trust google . It is not your friend .
Or rather , if anyone says a phrase you haven't heard of , do not google it .
Trust me

EmmetSpiceland

Igotadose

[Deleted User] wrote: »

^^ I don't want to know what you're searching to find these gifs!

They’re from her own “private” collection. Self portraits.

Signore Fancy Pants

Igotadose

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

They’re from her own “private” collection. Self portraits.

Has she any udder ones?

Grandeeod

Igotadose

I still reckon there's a great opportunity to get banned from Boards with a real goin out with a fcuking bang scenario.:D 99% of those I interact with are great sport and people in general. But that one little percent of fcukwits who have no brains, spoof, lie, insult, inflame and are general nasty pieces of sh1t are worth getting banned for. Why? Because I have company in my life even in these restricted times. I have something to look forward to no matter what happens. I'm kind. I'm decent. I'm honest. I only post stuff on boards that reflects what I feel from the bottom of my heart. I don't seek attention.

But I have one weakness.

I never forget and I do bare grudges. They never go away. To that 1%.....

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

Guy Person wrote: »

I once got sex advice off Woke Hogan when we were out chopping wood together.

Jeez, Guy. Keep some mystery about it, we didn't need to know what you and Woke got up to.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chopping%20wood

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/chop-the-wood

Mam of 4

FluffyTowel

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Jeez, Guy. Keep some mystery about it, we didn't need to know what you and Woke got up to.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chopping%20wood

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/chop-the-wood

You done that on purpose didn't you ?
Knowing we'd (I'd ) click on it as it didn't say Google



Every day is a learning day

Leg End Reject

Igotadose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Jeez, Guy. Keep some mystery about it, we didn't need to know what you and Woke got up to.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chopping%20wood

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/chop-the-wood

And exactly how did you know this? Do you like "chopping wood" yourself, Dweebs?

LaFuton

Durtay!

Leg End Reject

Igotadose

LaFuton wrote: »

Durtay!

I see you're no longer banned. What did you do?

Panda Killa

Aongus Von Bismarck

Juts spotted that igotadose voted for himself

retro:electro

FluffyTowel

So who is going to to put themselves forward for the purge part four? It can’t be the same people again. Some people who are voting but too cowardly to put themselves forward need to step up to the plate.

This is it

Aongus Von Bismarck

It'd be far better if those putting themselves forward actually took part, why bother signing up if you're not going to post during the Purge!?

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

Leg End Reject wrote: »

And exactly how did you know this? Do you like "chopping wood" yourself, Dweebs?

Would be a terrible waste of a good axe if I didn't.

Plus, I find it a great way to keep people socially distant when I'm out walking.

retro:electro

FluffyTowel

I miss all my wanker friends

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

retro:electro wrote: »

I miss all my wanker friends

Panda Killa

Aongus Von Bismarck

retro:electro wrote: »

I miss all my wanker friends

I'll give ya a Spiderman later

Tell me how

FluffyTowel

Can anyone who voted for AvB explain your rational?

Just one of his posts is the outcome of more thought and deliberation than a good percentage of the daily posts on the site put together and they illicit quite a response and conversation.

Asking for less of this on a discussion forum would be like asking that guy who gets everyone talking in the pub to stay at home next weekend (please ignore present circumstances for the purpose of my analogy, I'm not trying to put time in to thinking of a better one, who am I AvB?)

This is it

Aongus Von Bismarck

Tell me how wrote: »

Can anyone who voted for AvB explain your rational?

Just one of his posts is the outcome of more thought and deliberation than a good percentage of the daily posts on the site put together and they illicit quite a response and conversation.

Asking for less of this on a discussion forum would be like asking that guy who gets everyone talking in the pub to stay at home next weekend (please ignore present circumstances for the purpose of my analogy, I'm not trying to put time in to thinking of a better one, who am I AvB?)

I think you're missing the general jist of the thread... It's a bit of craic. Not to be taken too seriously.

As I mentioned before, people vote either on popularity or messing. It's a 24 hour ban, we aren't wiping someone off the face of baords for eternity.

Ken.

uch

This is it wrote: »

I think you're missing the general jist of the thread... It's a bit of craic. Not to be taken too seriously.

As I mentioned before, people vote either on popularity or messing. It's a 24 hour ban, we aren't wiping someone off the face of baords for eternity.

Further to this only 1 out of 3 has actually served the ban and no disrespect to Woke but if he wasn't so pig headed he wouldn't have served the ban either.

andekwarhola

Tell me how

So this is where all the gifs come to die.

Tell me how

FluffyTowel

This is it wrote: »

I think you're missing the general jist of the thread... It's a bit of craic. Not to be taken too seriously.

As I mentioned before, people vote either on popularity or messing. It's a 24 hour ban, we aren't wiping someone off the face of baords for eternity.

.......I know. I was looking for someone to say that they were bitter because he escaped the west of Ireland for the glorious sights of Frankfurt while they were stuck at home.

Or that they struggled to be focused in their everyday life and that his military like discipline cut at their self esteem.

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

andekwarhola wrote: »

So this is where all the gifs come to die.

Wouldn't have been any fun without your contribution, A. You should sign up for the next one and amuse us all with your high-brow brand of observational humour. Bring the rest of us up to your level of wit.

andekwarhola

Tell me how

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Wouldn't have been any fun without your contribution, A. You should sign up for the next one and amuse us all with your high-brow brand of observational humour. Bring the rest of us up to your level of wit.

You're not being sarcastic by any chance?

Woke Hogan

Igotadose

andekwarhola wrote: »

You're not being sarcastic by any chance?

He’s certainly not being funny.

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

Woke Hogan wrote: »

He’s certainly not being funny.

Thanks, Woke. A massive compliment coming from a curmudgeon such as yourself. Shouldn't you be off stalking Mack and calling him Crisp Guy again?

Woke Hogan

Igotadose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Thanks, Woke. A massive compliment coming from a curmudgeon such as yourself. Shouldn't you be off stalking Mack and calling him Crisp Guy again?

No I shouldn’t, why would I be doing that?

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

Woke Hogan wrote: »

No I shouldn’t, why would I be doing that?

I assumed it was your raison d'etre. Only time I've seen you pop your head up anyway. You know, pop in, make "withering" comments, p*ss off again.

Woke Hogan

Igotadose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I assumed it was your raison d'etre. Only time I've seen you pop your head up anyway. You know, pop in, make "withering" comments, p*ss off again.

You should do that last part yourself. Show us how it’s done.

Deebles McBeebles

Aongus Von Bismarck

Woke Hogan wrote: »

You should do that last part yourself. Show us how it’s done.

That's even less funny than your attempts at Mack last week and that was a low f*cking bar.