Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My own theory about de voirus: caused largely by speech spitting. And which letter is de sportiest of dem all but de letter P. Given my theory de country with de most plosive Ps in its language should have de most cases per head of population. Now de problem is I’m not a linguistics expert an dat

Udder big spit emissives, so to speak, would include T, K, S, Sh. So de gubbermint could ban people from using any wurds day contain de above, Joe could lead de way on his show, showing dr way of Covid-Safe Enunciation. CSE for short.

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

My own theory about de voirus: caused largely by speech spitting. And which letter is de sportiest of dem all but de letter P. Given my theory de country with de most plosive Ps in its language should have de most cases per head of population. Now de problem is I’m not a linguistics expert an dat

Piss poor analogy, so to speak

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Piss poor analogy, so to speak

Yew and yer ANALogics so to speak

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Should I listen back to hear how bad it really was so to speak?

Have you ever dropped a concrete block on your big toe?
You'd rather do that, I can assure you.

Jeff2

Jeff2 wrote: »

I wash my hands after getting back from the shops and when I think I need to but it dawned on me today that i could have CV19 and not know so I should wash hands before going shopping so not to spread it.

I'm fairly up on this but didn't hear that said.


Yes CV19 Joe speak.

I think I’ve heard somewhere that you should wash your hands before you go out to, and when you come back from, the shops.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

I think I’ve heard somewhere that you should wash your hands before you go out to, and when you come back from, the shops.

Some people used to wash their hands before the SARS2 or SARS-CoV-2(that's de Coronavirus so to speak. or CV19 as some gobshoyte insists on calling it) hit. I know, right? Who'd have thought it?

Gentlemen, did you know you're really supposed to wash your hands both before and after you use the lavatory so to speak? Also, not much use in washing your hands in a public lavatory so to speak and then using the handle to exit.......I did write about dis on boards a while back to much derision from some callers posters.

I'm anal about hygiene.

sligojoek

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Washyerarse so to speak

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Washyerarse so to speak

Dat's wat de bidet is for caller.

I wonder what "unique" pronucnication Mr. Duffy has for bidet?

"Byde-it", it rhymes with "tile-it" so to speak.

Gods Gift

Unconfirmed reports on the Twitter machine that Brendan is having severe trouble sitting down after yesterday’s liveline interview.

Gods Gift

Bidets are great.
But drying your arse under the hand dryers can be tricky. The looks I got in that fancy Paris restaurant.

ButtersSuki

Gods Gift wrote: »

Bidets are great.
But drying your arse under the hand dryers can be tricky. The looks I got in that fancy Paris restaurant.

I can imagine a certain someone thinking de byde-it is for de wee wee and de tile-it is for de poo poo so to speak. Or for washing yer hands maybe.

sligojoek

Woman who survived CV19

Problems with payments

Keep contact to a minimum

" Brendan Gleeson took over yesterday's liveline"

Clip of Brendan.

sligojoek

Ronan wants Joe to sing along with " You are my Sunshine"

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twodaze show:
Ass-pex of de croysis
Woman comes through it, she's quite young (I'm guessing 74)
STAY INDOORS
COVID Payment - WHOY am I not getting wat I am entitled to so to speak
Incredibly eloquent Brendan Glesson took over da Lahv Lahn yesterday - BRILLIANT, WUNDERFUL, FANTASTIC so to speak
"incredibly eloquent" again - unlike the host with his incredibly limited vocaublary
Making death better, so to speak.


DEF-IN-EYE-TILLY on twodaze show:
Death
CV19
Misery
Funerals
Silly noises and mumblings
Inapproariate comments and giddyness
Over 70s acting de maggot



Shut off de stream just as Ronan asked Mr. Duffy is he able to sing.......potential GOLD there maybe? Or carnage so to speak.

sligojoek

Joe shouts Brendan Gleeson s name over the song.

Eejit

ButtersSuki

Twodaze Lahv Lahn is brought to you by:

bottlebrush

I think joe might be feeling cast down singing along to an upbeat song

ButtersSuki

Dream caller:

ButtersSuki

Won't be in twoday, enjoy so to speak.

withless

Maybe Colin Meany might have a spare hour to kill today? Celebrity magician Keeeh Barry?

cozar

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Won't be in twoday, enjoy so to speak.

hope you heard the promo today to see what you didnt miss yesterday.

ButtersSuki

cozar wrote: »

hope you heard the promo today to see what you didnt miss yesterday.

75mins of that would be worser than a year in Guantanemo.

To those of you who persevered yesterday - TYFYS.

withless

At least we will never, NEVER, ever hear the like of that again.

Atlantic Dawn

ButtersSuki wrote: »

75mins of that would be worser than a year in Guantanemo.
.

Might be the safest place to be now from the voyrus.

Odyssey 2005

bottlebrush wrote: »

I think joe might be feeling cast down singing along to an upbeat song

Should be cast under a bus.

cozar

Sometimes some of ye say "i'm out" but i am afraid to just in case there is GOLD. but yesterday i got to the point where i was going to type the words "i'm out" for the very first time ever it was that bad. i still lasted to 3 though and no gold.

Gods Gift

cozar wrote: »

Sometimes some of ye say "i'm out" but i am afraid to just in case there is GOLD. but yesterday i got to the point where i was going to type the words "i'm out" for the very first time ever it was that bad. i still lasted to 3 though and no gold.

Never mind the cv19 survivor. We have a liveline yesterday survivor.

Ring joe ya poor crater.

withless

withless wrote: »

At least we will never, NEVER, ever hear the like of that again.

I think that’s called “tempting fate”. :eek:

Orwellmerchant

I absolutely loved yesterday. Only Joe could pull off such a high level of tripe.

Imagine a BBC radio presenter just calling a UK actor and talking randomly for 75mins?

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Should be cast under a bus.

De bus would never survive.