Murder on the Xpresso Dublin Bus STARTS AT 7PM

Baggly

You are all strangers on the Xpress bus to Forumgamia, the littlest suburb of Boardsitania.



You are all enjoying the journey immensely (practicing perfect social distancing on the relatively empty bus as it leaves the bus station.

The people on the bus are:

Clara
Deco
Deja
Dopey Mc Doperson
GNR
Hello
Khaleessi
Necro
sK
Ted
Whipper
Yoss

I am your driver, protected behind a bullet proof, non-tamper heavy duty perspex enclosure around the drivers cab. I will be providing regular updates through the state of the art tannoy system wired throughout the bus.

This is a direct, Xpress bus, so there will be no stops. No matter what. This is important as there have been reports of 2 shady people accosting passengers on this bus in recent days. Im sure we will be grand though!

Please enjoy the ride!

I will open the thread once all PMs have gone out. First action is at 7pm.

Baggly

*tannoy*

PMs have all been sent. Off we go.




(you can chat now).

Necro

Herro everybody!

Ted_YNWA

Let the party bus journey commence.

sKeith

hi everybody.

Whiplashy

Hi all. Been ages since I was on a bus. Exciting.

Ted_YNWA

Whiplashy wrote: »

Hi all. Been ages since I was on a bus. Exciting.

Not often wolves get to go on public transport I suppose.

Necro

Clarabel

Er can everyone keep a distance away from each other

But hi. Song anyone? Did someone bring a guitar?

Whiplashy

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Not often wolves get to go on public transport I suppose.

Oi I'm no wolf!

Green&Red

Whiplashy wrote: »

Hi all. Been ages since I was on a bus. Exciting.

I f**king hate the bus

y0ssar1an22

hello, so whats the story with tracker mortgages?

Green&Red

So Dopey McDoperson is listed there in the OP, not a real person

Whiplashy

Whiplashy wrote: »

Oi I'm no wolf!

Whiplashy...


You might be a wolf.

deconduo

Hey all

deconduo

Whiplashy wrote: »

Oi I'm no wolf!

Oh you're definitely a wolf.

Ted_YNWA

Whiplashy wrote: »

Oi I'm no wolf!

Your a wolf

deconduo wrote: »

Oh you're definitely a wolf.

and, your a wolf

Necro

yosser, khal, Deja left to make an appearance I think?

Am I missing anyone?

Green&Red

Just me that thinks it’s strange dopey is there?

Ted_YNWA

No username by the name Dopey, unless he is being used as some kind of flavour

Necro

Tbh, I'm just ignoring Dopey for now, most likely flavour I'd imagine.

Whiplashy

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Whiplashy...


You might be a wolf.

Nope I'm definitely not

sKeith

Whiplashy wrote: »

Nope I'm definitely not

Ah, i see it now too, yep, defo wolf...

Whiplashy

Stop trying to deflect your wolfieness onto me. I think you're all wolves!

sKeith

where do we register our votes?

Ted_YNWA

Whiplashy wrote: »

Stop trying to deflect your wolfieness onto me. I think you're all wolves!

Defeatist attitude now I see.

Clarabel

Where can I Lunch people

Clarabel

Keith is in my village

sKeith

Clarabel wrote: »

Keith is in my village

Get outta my pocket

y0ssar1an22

sKeith wrote: »

Get outta my pocket

are you a wolf?

Whiplashy

Clarabel wrote: »

Where can I Lunch people

Well if you're wanting to lunch on people I'd suggest the best place to start is your backroom

deconduo

Clarabel wrote: »

Keith is in my village

Wolfy

Ted_YNWA

Clara & sK land in here around the same time just before the munch happens at 7.


Coincidence on the timing ??

Necro

y0ssar1an22 wrote: »

are you a wolf?

:pac: what way do you think he's going to answer that even if he is a wolf

Whiplashy

Necro wrote: »

:pac: what way do you think he's going to answer that even if he is a wolf

One of these days someone is going to surprise us all and answer yes

khalessi

COuld everyine please maintain socila distancing Im claustophobic

Necro

khalessi wrote: »

COuld everyine please maintain socila distancing Im claustophobic

Task?

Clarabel

Whiplashy wrote: »

Well if you're wanting to lunch on people I'd suggest the best place to start is your backroom

Lynch

khalessi

Necro wrote: »

Task?

Yes avoiding infectious people on this non stopping bus.
I thought xpress meant a quick coffee

Clarabel

Whiplashy wrote: »

One of these days someone is going to surprise us all and answer yes

I think I did before, as a villager

Ted_YNWA

Dopey is the one who is maintaining a lot of distance

Clarabel

Whiplashy wrote: »

One of these days someone is going to surprise us all and answer yes

I think I did before, as a villager

khalessi

Not one of ye wearing a mask. Mind you hard to get a mask on a wolf

Whiplashy

Clarabel wrote: »

Lynch

No denial of having a backroom. Interesting....

Clarabel

deconduo wrote: »

Wolfy

How?

deconduo

deconduo wrote: »

Hey all

Never trust someone that comes in with a generic greeting.

Clarabel

Whiplashy wrote: »

No denial of having a backroom. Interesting....

monolexical

khalessi

Deleted User wrote: »

Never trust someone that comes in with a generic greeting.

Didgy dodgy suspect hmmmm

Clarabel

Clarabel wrote: »

How?

Baggly

* tannoy *

Dopey mcdoperson appears to have been murdered.

I'm too busy driving to sort this out. Decide amongst yourselves who you think is responsible and they get turfed off the bus.

I'll create a voting thread for you to cast your votes in. You can only vote once.

I'll count them at 745. A non vote is a self vote, and noone being turfed out is not an option.