The back of your nut

beejee

Does it bother you that you'll never see the back of your own head?

Yeah, you can see a reflection, buy that's only a reflection. You could record it, but again, it's not really real, like.

Wouldn't you be curious to see your own head, especially considering its your first head?

jimbobaloobob

How many days since you saw the outside world ?

Collie D

First head? You know it’s not like a baby tooth, right?

Just bear that information in mind the next time you think about sticking head out of a moving vehicle.

beejee

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

How many days since you saw the outside world ?

I've been straining my eyeballs to stretch over the summit of my forehead. It's day 5. Tomorrow my balls, God willing, shall strike out across the plateau of my nut, then onward to the crevasse of the promised country.

Ficheall

beejee wrote: »

Does it bother you that you'll never see the back of your own head?

Yeah, you can see a reflection, buy that's only a reflection. You could record it, but again, it's not really real, like.

You can't see the front of your head either.

Kylta

It really depends on what head your looking at?
Or for that matter which nut your looking at?

beejee

Ficheall wrote: »

You can't see the front of your head either.

A popular misconception.

If you look to the side, you can see your nose.

If you pout your lips, you can see your mouth.

If you inflate your forehead, you can see your forehead.

If you turn your head side to side, really really really fast, you can see your ears.

Kylta

Lsd or magic mushrooms?

beejee

Kylta wrote: »

Lsd or magic mushrooms?

We don't need drugs. So lucid and crisp are my intentions and eyeballs, that you could make a tasty sandwich with a crunch that brings you all the way home.

jimbobaloobob

beejee wrote: »

I've been straining my eyeballs to stretch over the summit of my forehead. It's day 5. Tomorrow my balls, God willing, shall strike out across the plateau of my nut, then onward to the crevasse of the promised country.

I'd say at the very least crack open a window or two.

PaybackPayroll

and your ears are always around the corner.

Cody montana

The brain named itself.

Spooky.

beejee

beejee wrote: »

We don't need drugs. So lucid and crisp are my intentions and eyeballs, that you could make a tasty sandwich with a crunch that brings you all the way home.

Have you had the urge to eat human flesh yet? Be a good chap and give everyone a heads up.

AllForIt

I cut my own hair and see the back of my head all the time.

The trick is: it's all down with mirrors.

0lddog

Kylta wrote: »

It really depends on what head your looking at?
Or for that matter which nut your looking at?

Only Zaphod Beeblebrox would post a reply like that

Collie D

Hang on.

OP, aren’t you the lad who started a thread about setting his friend on fire for a laugh?

Careful with the insults, folks.

beejee

Deleted User wrote: »

Have you had the urge to eat human flesh yet? Be a good chap and give everyone a heads up.

You see its true-oo-oo,
Someone like me-ee-ee,
Can learn to eat,
Somebody like you-oo-oo

See you around...

Kylta

beejee wrote: »

We don't need drugs. So lucid and crisp are my intentions and eyeballs, that you could make a tasty sandwich with a crunch that brings you all the way home.

Maybe they got other words for drugs in your world. Like drink up your soupy soupy, or take your smarties up the arsy.

kenmm

I find it really hard to see the back of my nuts as well.

I can see most of them if I really push myself at yoga, but not all of them,

beejee

beejee wrote: »

Does it bother you that you'll never see the back of your own head?

Yeah, you can see a reflection, buy that's only a reflection. You could record it, but again, it's not really real, like.

Wouldn't you be curious to see your own head, especially considering its your first head?

You must be one of those fellas who’s really familiar with their own anal cavity. How’s the view?

0lddog

kenmm wrote: »

I find it really hard to see the back of my nuts as well.

I can see most of them if I really push myself at yoga, but not all of them,

Really ?


Just exactly how many nuts do you have ?

Kylta

I see threads of one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Kylta

Curious people, can a woman see the back of her head if she has no nut?

beejee

beejee wrote: »

You see its true-oo-oo,
Someone like me-ee-ee,
Can learn to eat,
Somebody like you-oo-oo

See you around...

You'd have to get past the men in white coats first.

Badly Drunk Boy

Have you considered practicing astral projection? That'll sort you out!

Cody montana

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Have you considered practicing astral projection? That'll sort you out!

Have you?
Never achieved it.

Kylta

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Have you considered practicing astral projection? That'll sort you out!

Have experienced astral projection when I in my teens. Must be honest never heard you could practice it. I always thought it was a natural experience.

Kylta

beejee wrote: »

You see its true-oo-oo,
Someone like me-ee-ee,
Can learn to eat,
Somebody like you-oo-oo

See you around...

If perhaps you were lucky enough to find somebody to dine on. Would you have the head or the nut. Or both basically the meat and veg.

Capt'n Midnight

Cody montana wrote: »

The brain named itself.

Spooky.

The brain is the most important organ in your body


According to the brain.

timhenn

Why do you call your head a nut?

Zaph

beejee wrote: »

A popular misconception.

If you look to the side, you can see your nose.

If you pout your lips, you can see your mouth.

If you inflate your forehead, you can see your forehead.

If you turn your head side to side, really really really fast, you can see your ears.

Inflate your forehead???

Zaph

Zaph wrote: »

Inflate your forehead???

You got as far as that before getting confused...

Zaph

Deleted User wrote: »

You got as far as that before getting confused...

No, that was just the bit that tipped me over the edge.

Zaph

Zaph wrote: »

No, that was just the bit that tipped me over the edge.

The bold is where I realised we were dealing with special :eek:

beejee wrote: »

Does it bother you that you'll never see the back of your own head?

Yeah, you can see a reflection, buy that's only a reflection. You could record it, but again, it's not really real, like.

Wouldn't you be curious to see your own head, especially considering its your first head?

beejee

Deleted User wrote: »

The bold is where I realised we were dealing with special :eek:

I'm not seeing the problem here.

Yeah, it's your first head. Are you on your third head?

Like your hands, they are your first hands, hence the phrase "I heard it first hands".

beejee

beejee wrote: »

I'm not seeing the problem here.

Yeah, it's your first head. Are you on your third head?

Like your hands, they are your first hands, hence the phrase "I heard it first hands".

A first head implies others are possible. But, what's that saying dont argue with something as they'll just drag you down to their level.:pac:

holyhead

You are bored deary me

Junkyard Tom

AnyoneremembertheswitchthingonthebackofActionMan'sheadthatmadehiseyesswivel?

Zaph

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

AnyoneremembertheswitchthingonthebackofActionMan'sheadthatmadehiseyesswivel?

Eagle eyes!

Leg End Reject

Worzel Gummidge is on Boards, with his first head no less.

Kylta

Had Worzel got an insane head?

Leg End Reject

Kylta wrote: »

Had Worzel got an insane head?

A better question might be if he has a sane one.

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A better question might be if he has a sane one.

I know worzel had a serious head, and a happy head, dont think he hand an insane. Never heard him say to the farmer. " I put this pitchfork into your head and nut, while wearing your wife's granny knickers. if you dont patch me up with some hay and some of that grade A cow dung you baldy pig ****er"
Im sure he didnt have an insane head the programme.was on before the watershed

Kylta

Kylta wrote: »

I know worzel had a serious head, and a happy head, dont think he hand an insane. Never heard him say to the farmer. " I put this pitchfork into your head and nut, while wearing your wife's granny knickers. if you dont patch me up with some hay and some of that grade A cow dung you baldy pig ****er"
Im sure he didnt have an insane head the programme.was on before the watershed

Ah, but you were in bed before the mature audience Worzel was aired. 'Worzel & Dolly do smack.'

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ah, but you were in bed before the mature audience Worzel was aired. 'Worzel & Dolly do smack.'

Worzel and Aunt Sally do Silage. It certainly explained her red cheeks.

Kylta

Did aunt sally make sure worzels head was spic and span after the time in the pig swill

Leg End Reject

Kylta wrote: »

Did aunt sally make sure worzels head was spic and span after the time in the pig swill

Spit polished it clean.

Sober Crappy Chemis

Crowman says STFU

Sir Oxman

Here's Madonna with her second head

https://twitter.com/Madonna/status/1241035131554615298?s=20

Sam Quentin

You seriously need to occupy yourself... Try licking your chin or something :P

Kylta

My head needs to be rubbed, should I use the left hand, the right hand or both. Decisions Decisions Decisions