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The Return of the King

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  • 18-03-2020 10:02pm
    #1
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 76,161 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭


    We put out a call, and it was answered. He knocked on the door and uttered those scary words

    "I'm from Head Office, and I'm here to help"

    Alas the Promised Land did not deliver what it said on the can, and he was deported before he got through immigration. Their loss is, um, our, um ....

    Well I'm informed it's a positive move. While he's quarantined around here there is little damage he can do elsewhere

    Please join me in welcoming a (very) old experienced pair of hands to help out on modding during this crisis (which is hereby extended for an extra month while we work on a strategy to fight this phenomena - the virus, not the mod)


    Yes you've guessed it - DeVore is back with the ban hammer he was awarded on his prior removal retirement


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    So everyone else gets laid off, yet DeVore finds work?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,446 ✭✭✭This is it


    Good luck, you'll need it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 514 ✭✭✭timhenn


    Who?


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 76,161 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    timhenn wrote: »
    Who?
    Wow!! That's brave


    You will find out my boy, you will find out


    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    timhenn wrote: »
    Who?
    He started the site with cloud. It was a bet about getting domain name. Quake forum.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 514 ✭✭✭timhenn


    Beasty wrote: »
    Wow!! That's brave


    You will find out my boy, you will find out


    :pac:

    :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 514 ✭✭✭timhenn


    He started the site with cloud. It was a bet about getting domain name. Quake forum.

    I'm sorry but am I meant to understand what you just posted?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    timhenn wrote: »
    I'm sorry but am I meant to understand what you just posted?

    Pffffft....newb


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 514 ✭✭✭timhenn


    Pffffft....newb

    What language are you speaking? Hopefully this devour fella can explain all.


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  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 76,161 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    timhenn wrote: »
    What language are you speaking? Hopefully this devour fella can explain all.
    His actions speak far more than any words (should he ever splutter some)

    I would not recommend playing games with his name. In fact the less he is aware of your existence the better

    You have been warned


  • Registered Users Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Marje


    timhenn wrote: »
    Who?

    The hamsters call him God.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Beasty wrote: »
    His actions speak far more than any words (should he ever splutter some)

    I would not recommend playing games with his name. In fact the less he is aware of your existence the better

    You have been warned

    Coming soon



    Gordon???


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭NSAman


    Marje wrote: »
    The hamsters call him God.

    You say’n he has a tiny penis?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Coming soon



    Gordon???

    w00t! ;)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Oddly enough, I've got a big grin. This should be fun! Welcome Back. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,304 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Coming soon



    Gordon???

    Sorry, there's a limit of one returning Messiah per pandemic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 336 ✭✭ThePopehimself


    Beasty wrote: »
    We put out a call, and it was answered. He knocked on the door and uttered those scary words

    "I'm from Head Office, and I'm here to help"

    Alas the Promised Land did not deliver what it said on the can, and he was deported before he got through immigration. Their loss is, um, our, um ....

    Well I'm informed it's a positive move. While he's quarantined around here there is little damage he can do elsewhere

    Please join me in welcoming a (very) old experienced pair of hands to help out on modding during this crisis (which is hereby extended for an extra month while we work on a strategy to fight this phenomena - the virus, not the mod)




    Yes you've guessed it - DeVore is back with the ban hammer he was awarded on his prior removal retirement
    Hey there, welcome back DeVore.

    I've been a wild lurker for many a year...ah but the name, the name and it all comes back, 'tis good to see you young lad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    The end times are indeed upon us.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭WrenBoy


    The end times are indeed upon us.

    Only waiting on the other 3 horsemen now.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,182 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    not scared!

    Welcome DeVore.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 76,161 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    not scared!
    Cabin Fever getting to you?

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    not scared!

    Welcome DeVore.

    That's exactly what he wants you to think! You're being lured into a false sense of security, his silence says it all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


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  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Hehehe, I missed this place (actually I've never been away, just lurking. Sometimes you have to let your kids grow up, but you still peek from behind the curtains).

    Anyway, yes... here to help. Have spent The last week pretty much non-stop reading trusted sources and white papers (cos, thats the way I deal with scary things).

    I see a role for Boards in the coming weeks and months and its important to play that role well. Its important. There are very few moderated spaces online where the sort of rampant idiot trolls cant whip up fear in vulnerable people.

    Unfortunately this isnt going to be over quickly so we've time to start to think things through and get them right.

    I'm not back to admin or take over, I'm here to help the local mods and roll up sleeves and get stuck in.

    Thanks for the welcome back, its good to be here even if the situation is bad. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    DeVore wrote: »
    Hehehe, I missed this place (actually I've never been away, just lurking. Sometimes you have to let your kids grow up, but you still peek from behind the curtains).

    Anyway, yes... here to help. Have spent The last week pretty much non-stop reading trusted sources and white papers (cos, thats the way I deal with scary things).

    I see a role for Boards in the coming weeks and months and its important to play that role well. Its important. There are very few moderated spaces online where the sort of rampant idiot trolls cant whip up fear in vulnerable people.

    Unfortunately this isnt going to be over quickly so we've time to start to think things through and get them right.

    I'm not back to admin or take over, I'm here to help the local mods and roll up sleeves and get stuck in.

    Thanks for the welcome back, its good to be here even if the situation is bad. :)

    This is definitely needed, welcome back :)


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 76,161 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    This is definitely needed, welcome back :)
    You want us to ramp up fear in vulnerable people??

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Beasty wrote: »
    You want us to ramp up fear in vulnerable people??

    :pac:

    Wouldnt do any harm, bloody whippersnappers could do with a bit of fear :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,674 ✭✭✭MojoMaker


    Welcome back Tom


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  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Zaph wrote: »
    Sorry, there's a limit of one returning Messiah per pandemic.

    I’ve a nice piece of Halibut fit for Jehovah that I’m willing to offer up to our new/returning overlord.


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