Interview the person below you III

Sephiroth_dude

New and gloriously titled thread :pac:

Old thread below.

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2058003332

Whats the plan for the day?

Snails pace

Work away as normal.

Whats your plan ?

Trigger Happy

I need to sit in my home office and look like I am working.
Then out for exercise. Then cook for my wee family.

Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I need to sit in my home office and look like I am working.
Then out for exercise. Then cook for my wee family.

Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Margo Robbie for sure. It's a no brainer, she looks EXACTLY like me!

What celeb looks like you?

Bobblehats

Paul Oakenfold meets gaz coombes. What a mashup

Out of digestives would you risk it for a biscuit?

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Margo Robbie for sure. It's a no brainer, she looks EXACTLY like me!

What celeb looks like you?

No one else in the world encapsulates feminine mystique like I do.

Would you like to change your height if you could?

Church on Tuesday

Nope, I am what I am.

Do you have toilet paper?

Bobblehats

Too much

Do you reckon it would be safe to get a donner kebab afterwards.

Sardonicat

Bobblehats wrote: »

Too much

Do you reckon it would be safe to get a donner kebab afterwards.

Is it ever safe to get one of those?

Red or white?

Widdershins

That's a hard one. Red is sexy but white can be sexy in an angelic way.

Have you changed much as a person?

Purple Mountain

Since I turned 30, I'm a a different person entirely. I have a lot more self confidence and I don't give a fuq as much about what other people think of me.
Can't do late night drinks though anymore!

Have you any board games or card games ready for the down time?

Sephiroth_dude

No nothing

Do you think anyone fell for my ruse in pet photo thread ? 🤔

Sardonicat

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

No nothing

Do you think anyone fell for my ruse in pet photo thread ? 🀔

I don't know. What was your ruse?.

I posted a pic on there. Did I fall for it?

Widdershins

Ive a set of cards I only bought for the artwork (illuminated cards by Caitlin Keegan). I don't like cards or boardgames.

Have you ever been isolated for anyreason before?

Purple Mountain

The sniw cut us off for 3 days.
Also Storm Darwin cut us off for half a day with trees down across the road and no electricity or phones or broadband.

Does anyone know what Seph is talking about?

Trigger Happy

Is he on about a new series of Black Mirror?

If the broadband went on the blink now do you reckon the country would implode?

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Is he on about a new series of Black Mirror?

If the broadband went on the blink now do you reckon the country would implode?

Definitely! Everyone would think the government did it so we couldn't tell each other the true horrors of Covid-19.

I know what Sephs talking about and I certainly didn't fall for it

What small thing gave you repsite from the corona fear today?

Sephiroth_dude

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't know. What was your ruse?.

I posted a pic on there. Did I fall for it?

This

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=112849859&postcount=117

Deleted User wrote: »

Definitely! Everyone would think the government did it so we couldn't tell each other the true horrors of Covid-19.

I know what Sephs talking about and I certainly didn't fall for it

What small thing gave you repsite from the corona fear today?

Meeting lucky the tabby twice! and seeing a new neighbour cat, a big black fella who sitting on a wall proud as punch! but they wouldn't come over to me when I called them.

You?

Widdershins

My favourite man making crafts for the first time in my kitchen. It was cute.

Last time you had a headache?

Redneck Reject71

Widdershins wrote: »

My favourite man making crafts for the first time in my kitchen. It was cute.

Last time you had a headache?

I can't remember it has been that long ago.

Do you live in the county you were born in?

Sardonicat

Widdershins wrote: »

My favourite man making crafts for the first time in my kitchen. It was cute.

Last time you had a headache?

One brewing now!

How will you celebrate St Patrick's day?

supermouse

Sardonicat wrote: »

One brewing now!

How will you celebrate St Patrick's day?

I was overseas for the last 16 and will definitely miss the party. Maybe pick up a paintrbush and go buck @ss mad as I've been threatening for the last 4 days!

What is your mood like tonight?

Sardonicat

supermouse wrote: »

I was overseas for the last 16 and will definitely miss the party. Maybe pick up a paintrbush and go buck @ss mad as I've been threatening for the last 4 days!

What is your mood like tonight?

Sh1t not to put too fine a point on it.

How's yours?

beejee

supermouse wrote: »

I was overseas for the last 16 and will definitely miss the party. Maybe pick up a paintrbush and go buck @ss mad as I've been threatening for the last 4 days!

What is your mood like tonight?

Contemplative, aided by fine port.

Have you ever had an immediate urge to conquer vast swathes of land? Why not?

Sardonicat

Sardonicat wrote: »

Sh1t not to put too fine a point on it.

How's yours?

Stressed. Very stressed. But also happy about small things, like the nice walk I had with the dogs and a cup of tea in a while and a KitKat. I'm finding I have to allow myself to take great pleasure in the small things because everything else is so damn awful right now.

Do you dip your biscuits in your tea?

beejee

beejee wrote: »

Contemplative, aided by fine port.

Have you ever had an immediate urge to conquer vast swathes of land? Why not?

Sorry missed this beejee.

Nope I haven't. I like a quiet life. That sounds like it would require a lot of confrontations.

So do you dip your biscuits in your tea?

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Stressed. Very stressed. But also happy about small things, like the nice walk I had with the dogs and a cup of tea in a while and a KitKat. I'm finding I have to allow myself to take great pleasure in the small things because everything else is so damn awful right now.

Do you dip your biscuits in your tea?

Always, unless they're chocolate, in which case I nibble that off first.

Favourite biscuit?

Redneck Reject71

I don't have any as I don't eat them.

Your favorite brand of coffee?

beejee

Deleted User wrote: »

Sorry missed this beejee.

Nope I haven't. I like a quiet life. That sounds like it would require a lot of confrontations.

So do you dip your biscuits in your tea?

I liquefy my biscuits, into which I dip solidly frozen lumps of tea.

Has there ever been a moment in your life when you thought, "that bastid is going to pay dearly for that!", and under what circumstances?

Redneck Reject71

beejee wrote: »

I liquefy my biscuits, into which I dip solidly frozen lumps of tea.

Has there ever been a moment in your life when you thought, "that bastid is going to pay dearly for that!", and under what circumstances?

Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of our stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

Same question?

Sardonicat

beejee wrote: »

I liquefy my biscuits, into which I dip solidly frozen lumps of tea.

Has there ever been a moment in your life when you thought, "that bastid is going to pay dearly for that!", and under what circumstances?

Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?

Sardonicat

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of our stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

Same question?

I'm glad he paid dearly, Redneck.

beejee

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of are stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

Same question?

It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*

By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?

Sardonicat

beejee wrote: »

It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*

By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?

That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

Are you in any way religious?

Heart Break Kid

Sardonicat wrote: »

That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

Are you in any way religious?

Nope, No God gets my Sunday sleep ins.

Covid gets more serious? Do you have a pandemic escape plan?

beejee

Sardonicat wrote: »

That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

Are you in any way religious?

I believe that the gigantic gulfs of the unknown tend toward a certain sentience beyond our recognition. Much in the way that not only are ants "unaware" of human existence, they don't have the wherewithal to even form the very question.

Have you fondled a fancy lately?

Sardonicat

Heart Break Kid wrote: »

Nope, No God gets my Sunday sleep ins.

Covid gets more serious? Do you have a pandemic escape plan?

Take up religion, maybe.

Who will be our new overlords when this is all over?

beejee

Sardonicat wrote: »

Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?

No, never did anything like that in my life. People make mistakes, no matter how horrid the results. That's life. But people who do things out of spite? Out of malicious intent? Oh man, they're going to pay, the name is put in the book and it's only a matter of when, and not if.

What is your favourite asymmetrical food?

Sardonicat

beejee wrote: »

No, never did anything like that in my life. People make mistakes, no matter how horrid the results. That's life. But people who do things out of spite? Out of malicious intent? Oh man, they're going to pay, the name is put in the book and it's only a matter of when, and not if.

What is your favourite asymmetrical food?

Nothing asymmetrical passes these lips.

What is yours?

Sephiroth_dude

Sardonicat wrote: »

Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?

What a prick! Hope you get him back!

Sardonicat wrote: »

Take up religion, maybe.

Who will be our new overlords when this is all over?

Cats !!! 🐈🐈🐈🐈

Do you agree?

Sardonicat

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

What a prick! Hope you get him back!



Cats !!! ðŸˆðŸˆðŸˆðŸˆ

Do you agree?

Yes!
How will you worship them?

Redneck Reject71

Sardonicat wrote: »

Yes!
How will you worship them?

I'm not a cat person so I'm sure I would be at the top of their sacrifice list,heh.

Favorite wild cat?

beejee

Sardonicat wrote: »

Nothing asymmetrical passes these lips.

What is yours?

Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?

Sardonicat

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

I'm not a cat person so I'm sure I would be at the top of their sacrifice list,heh.

Favorite wild cat?

Snow leopard.

Favourite mammal (outside domestic pets, and I said MAMMAL, Seph)

Sardonicat

beejee wrote: »

Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?

I can't answer that, it's a secret.

What secret society would you like to set up?

Redneck Reject71

The horse of course,heh.

Same question?

Sardonicat

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

The horse of course,heh.

Same question?

The sloth. I feel an affinity.

beejee

Sardonicat wrote: »

I can't answer that, it's a secret.

What secret society would you like to set up?

One in which tedious, nonsensical rituals are central, but ultimately wields power over the course of human destiny with whimsical abandon. So, The Society for the Furtherment of Pomegranate Picklers Supremacy, or similar.

If you were to appear during the dark ages of medieval Europe, are you likely to die horribly relatively quickly or manipulate your way to being ruler of earth?

Leg End Reject

I think the unwashed smell would kill me.

What nonsensical rule would you like to enforce?

beejee

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I think the unwashed smell would kill me.

What nonsensical rule would you like to enforce?

That all people, next Tuesday, with a height of precisely 5'5.5" be sacrificed to the pigeon God, Almighty Lord Piebald The Reasonable

And you?

_Godot_

Everyone must get up and twirl at least once every hour while awake.

If you were in a business meeting, would you rather have to burp or fart?