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Cif or Jif

  • 28-02-2020 11:12PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,108 ✭✭✭✭


    Will it always be Jif or have we got used to the name change


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    I leave the details of the cleaning to the womenfolk.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Cif sounds like an obscure name an asshole would have.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 926 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Olay or Ulay?
    Snickers or Marathon?
    Opal Fruits or Starburst?
    Datsun or Nissan?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,108 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I leave the details of the cleaning to the womenfolk.

    Your not a modern man then that dons the marigolds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Cif is appalling nonsense. Jif 4eva.

    Ditto Olay/Ulay.

    These products had such lovely catchy names - why did they get ruined? :(


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    BuboBubo wrote: »
    Olay or Ulay?
    Snickers or Marathon?
    Opal Fruits or Starburst?
    Datsun or Nissan?

    I didn't know Datsun became Nissan.

    I'll go with Oil of Olay, Cif, Marathon and Opal Fruits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,951 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Cif is appalling nonsense. Jif 4eva.

    Ditto Olay/Ulay.

    These products had such lovely catchy names - why did they get ruined? :(

    Internationalisation and/or cost saving. Avoids having different websites, packaging, reduces the cost of changing ads (just redub them and not re-render all the graphics if you that weird single-ad-for-all-of-Europe thing) and so on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭PeteEd


    Barry Scott laughs in its face whatever way it's spelt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    PeteEd wrote: »
    Barry Scott laughs in its face whatever way it's spelt
    Hope it'll be changed to Jillit Bang. That'll teach the smug git. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    PeteEd wrote: »
    Barry Scott laughs in its face whatever way it's spelt
    Barry Scott never laughs, shouting is his only means of communication.... he's probably angry because he has cif-ilis.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bang! And the name is gone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Only junts call it 'Cif'.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TIL that Olay was once Ulay. Huh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    There's an American brand of peanut butter called Jif. I wonder if that had anything to do with the name change.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    When they changed Smith's Cream to Soothing Cream I could just about handle it. Then the bastards changed it to Sudocrem �� Like speaking in tongues so it was!


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There's an American brand of peanut butter called Jif. I wonder if that had anything to do with the name change.

    Names always mean something else somewhere else. Behold, Pee Cola.

    pee-cola.jpg

    Not to mention the unfortunate Fart Bar.

    fartbar.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭dd973


    C or J it's the most foul sauce I've ever put on my food. Can't work out why isn't it in the same place as the Ketchup in the supermarket either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Candie wrote: »
    TIL that Olay was once Ulay. Huh.
    And it was Youlay, not Oolay. Important to know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    When they changed Smith's Cream to Soothing Cream I could just about handle it. Then the bastards changed it to Sudocrem �� Like speaking in tongues so it was!
    I've never known it to be anything other than Sudocreme! :eek:


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    And it was Youlay, not Oolay. Important to know.

    I knew about Jif, but only because I thought most of the adults in my life were incapable of pronouncing Cif properly. I assumed it was an Irish thing :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,951 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    I've never known it to be anything other than Sudocreme! :eek:

    The last name change was in 1950; so either they're Very Old or taking the piss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    When they changed Smith's Cream to Soothing Cream I could just about handle it. Then the bastards changed it to Sudocrem �� Like speaking in tongues so it was!

    Far be it from me to ask a LETHAL LADY her age, but it's been called Sudocrem since 1950.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    There are now young adults who won't remember Telecom Eireann.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I remember when it was all fields as far as you could see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,129 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    PeteEd wrote: »
    Barry Scott laughs in its face whatever way it's spelt

    That's not even his real name.

    It's all lies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    "How confused were you really, between a lemon shaped, lemon coloured, lemon filled, plastic lemon and a white bottle with a picture of a bath on it?" Jack Dee on those who claimed to find two products called "Jif" confusing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,108 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Has always been Cif since I moved out of home but think the old name would be better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,155 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    And it was Youlay, not Oolay. Important to know.

    Oil of Ulay forever.

    It was very posh back in the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Hope it'll be changed to Jillit Bang. That'll teach the smug git. :mad:

    Jillit Bang sounds like a pornstar.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,155 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    There are now young adults who won't remember Telecom Eireann.

    Or Fas. Or AnCo.


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