My wife is so hot!

Dickerty

We are going out tonight, so she was getting ready upstairs while I fed the kids. I followed up about an hour after to shower etc. When I came out of the bathroom to sort out what I was wearing, she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better...

There - glad I got that off my chest!

Sonovagun

You should have told your wife before telling us.

Signore Fancy Pants

Nah, she's a solid 5 mate.

We all agreed last time she was over.

lawred2

Her boyfriend is a lucky man

I see sheep

Pics

Pinch Flat

Any pictures OP?

Fr_Dougal

Your wife is having an affair.

Gynoid

Nice

Andrew00

Lovely. Tell us more OP

Marhay70

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, to others she could be a dog:rolleyes:

Day Lewin

She will always be beautiful for you.
And she is very blessed to have someone who appreciates her as you do.
Count your blessings! (they are many)
Very happy for you both.

This is it

Fair play, that's a nice post

Panda Killa

I have to agree lads, his wife is a stunner... very flexible too ..

Raconteuse

Marhay70 wrote: »

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, to others she could be a dog:rolleyes:

Lol at the jealousy. And no, most people who are beautiful are objectively beautiful - not everyone will fancy them but they're hardly gonna be a "dog" in anyone's eyes.

triona1

Even for AH i have to say make sure you take id with you little dude

Jonybgud

Dickerty wrote: »

We are going out tonight, so she was getting ready upstairs while I fed the kids. I followed up about an hour after to shower etc. When I came out of the bathroom to sort out what I was wearing, she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better...

There - glad I got that off my chest!

Naw mate, that's the result of an hours plasterwork, the gasp should come on a normal day when she has no slap on her.

So you're going out tonight, where ye'all headed?

the_syco

lawred2 wrote: »

Her boyfriend is a lucky man

Yes, I am.

JohnnyFlash

I hope you let her use your face as a yoga mat.

Junkyard Tom

Is it a bit like Hart to Hart?

It's lovely you appreciate her, OP. I hope you told her the same thing you told AH.

Raconteuse

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Is it a bit like Hart to Hart?

"... she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better..." - with a cheesy yet funky late 70s/early 80s high energy TV theme, it reads so much better.

OP, you should add in "When we met, it was MURDER!"

Junkyard Tom

Raconteuse wrote: »

"she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better..." - with a cheesy yet funky late 70s/early 80s high energy TV theme, it reads so much better.

Precisely!

gmisk

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Is it a bit like Hart to Hart?

Thats missus H she's gorgeous!

Signore Fancy Pants

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I hope you let her use your face as a yoga mat.

This makes no sense.

Sort yourself out, youre better than that.

Jonybgud

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

This makes no sense.

Sort yourself out, youre better than that.

Oh god, teacher's in the thread.

Mad_maxx

gmisk wrote: »

Thats missus H she's gorgeous!

Thanks Max

Dickerty

Dickerty wrote: »

We are going out tonight, so she was getting ready upstairs while I fed the kids. I followed up about an hour after to shower etc. When I came out of the bathroom to sort out what I was wearing, she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better...

There - glad I got that off my chest!

Congratulations sir.

Your obligation now is to provide her with the perfect arm candy to accompany her.

Ficheall

TINWOP

Thelonious Monk

It's good to hear people still fancy their long term partners, I despair sometimes reading relationship issues!

Poor_old_gill

Dickerty wrote: »

We are going out tonight, so she was getting ready upstairs while I fed the kids. I followed up about an hour after to shower etc. When I came out of the bathroom to sort out what I was wearing, she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better...

There - glad I got that off my chest!

Thats good to hear mate - make sure you tell her, often.

Not meaning to be rude but telling us doesnt matter a f*ck

Raconteuse

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

It's good to hear people still fancy their long term partners, I despair sometimes reading relationship issues!

A lot of malcontents on social media do tend to project their relationship related shortcomings all right.

Dickerty

Sonovagun wrote: »

You should have told your wife before telling us.

Oh I did! Every time and first chance I get...

Dickerty

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

Nah, she's a solid 5 mate.

We all agreed last time she was over.

You wish, Signore Empty Pants...

bassy

Marhay70 wrote: »

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, to others she could be a dog:rolleyes:

that's ruff....

Whocare

My user name says it all

anewme

Nice Post.
Enjoy your night out.

Ladybird18

Dickerty wrote: »

Oh I did! Every time and first chance I get...

Yet you are on boards on your night out with hot wife.

Dickerty

Ladybird18 wrote: »

Yet you are on boards on your night out with hot wife.

I was in the car on the way to town. We are finished eating now and I’m just checking in while we talk politics!

Not that I need to explain myself to you...

Ladybird18

Dickerty wrote: »

I was in the car on the way to town. We are finished eating now and I’m just checking in while we talk politics!

Not that I need to explain myself to you...

Ok.

Capt'n Midnight

My wife is so hot!

An elevated temperature is the first sign of corona virus.

Signore Fancy Pants

Dickerty wrote: »

You wish, Signore Empty Pants...

My pants are empty cos what I got is in yer wife.

Heeeeyyyyyooooooo :pac:

mordeith

Dickerty wrote: »

She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better...

Maybe the OP is 80?

Andrew00

Ladykiller Regulation Tattoo wrote: »

And you ate her out right there and then?

Hopefully he did

anewme

mordeith wrote: »

Maybe the OP is 80?

Or maybe he's 40 too.

dahat

That's great and all that but can she cook & clean?

anewme

dahat wrote: »

That's great and all that but can she cook & clean?

Get with the program and employ a cleaner.

You're not at yer Mammy's.

dahat

anewme wrote: »

Get with the program and employ a cleaner.

You're not at yer Mammy's.

That's why I'm asking, I'd like to interview her.

She didn't join you in the shower?

Woke Hogan

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

My pants are empty cos what I got is in yer wife.

Heeeeyyyyyooooooo :pac:

Yuck.

Rufeo

Dickerty wrote: »

We are going out tonight, so she was getting ready upstairs while I fed the kids. I followed up about an hour after to shower etc. When I came out of the bathroom to sort out what I was wearing, she was just finished getting ready and I audibly gasped. She looked incredible! I mean, I see her every day and we go out every 6/8 weeks for a proper night out, but she still finds a way to knock me out! She’s 40 this year, and I swear, she’s never looked better...

There - glad I got that off my chest!

Well 'Dick'erty seems like an apt username.

anewme

dahat wrote: »

That's why I'm asking, I'd like to interview her.

I dont see where the lady in question has applied for any jobs?

Not sure where you got that from OP's post?