How innocent/naive were you, as a kid?

bo0li5eumx12kp

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.

Cause as far as me and being a man was concerned - I was such a hapless dipsh1t with women, I could have been considered no more than a child up to that point (and realistically, for a substantial period beyond it also).

I used to live with this Asians.

Two fatties, not super fat - but nicely soft. Husband and wife.
And their friend, a cool dude but, basically - never worked a day in his life time.
He sponged off them, and they sponged off him in the sense that he compensated for their personality rigidities etc - if you get that situation?
He was cool, they were not, but they had money, which he didn't - so, yeah....
3 of them, and me - one accommodation.

Anyways, bottom line was, the female in question, after my being there a few months.
She started to get mad, REAL mad - seemingly - with me.
Though my 22 yr old mind had absolutely no concept of why this was the case.

Mad to the point she'd yell at her husband and expect him to take some kind of action presumably (it was all conducted in a language I couldn't understand - but I understand yelling and pointing fairly good).

Also, she worked part time from home, the two dudes made themselves scarce during the day.

I worked early morning, late evening - so had afternoons free.

Was cooking some chops and diced greens one lunch time - being in the kitchen cum living room of the house, she was laid out on the futon, watching the flat screen.

I look up.
Meh - whatever, I'm cleaning up at this point - no biggie. She's panned, paying no attention.

I get finished cleaning, weird.... it's like, you know when someone is staring intensely at you, you can actually FEEL it, and often times it causes you to look up to see who's staring?

I get that feeling, so glance up.

I kid you not - I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

She's still laid out on the futon, but now giving me the laser beams, with this stupid half smitten smile plastered on her mug - her dress (she used to wear this long asian style wrap around dress that normally falls to her ankles), is pulled up so far I can see the underside of her horrible panties.


For a min I'm like - wut?

"Since I've moved in here, its seemed largely you've hated me so intensely it's like you want to claw my eyes out.... what is this?"

One more glance - there's no mistaking it - this woman's making a pubes salad, and she wants LaptopGremlins own dressing.
She wants P in Vah-G!.
She's DTF man.
Down To Fornicate!!

Have completed cleaning, I conveyed a calm unawareness to her intense gaze, and withdrew downstairs to my bedroom (house had a weird setup).
Within I'd say, a minute, I can hear her stomping about, yelling, cussing in some weird asian language, and generally creating a ruckus and sounding scary/violent.


It would take me a subsequent period of time and repeated exposure to several similar style situations before I would realise - when women get horny, they get crazy.
Cause why?
Cause when they get hot, when temperatures rise - they get that love/hate thing doing down but, either way, basically means they're fin to get some man ham.

Seems so obvious to me now that, I look back and laugh - despite the fact that such situations basically terrified me as a dumb ass kid.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

sadie1502

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.

Cause as far as me and being a man was concerned - I was such a hapless dipsh1t with women, I could have been considered no more than a child up to that point (and realistically, for a substantial period beyond it also).

I used to live with this Asians.

Two fatties, not super fat - but nicely soft. Husband and wife.
And their friend, a cool dude but, basically - never worked a day in his life time.
He sponged off them, and they sponged off him in the sense that he compensated for their personality rigidities etc - if you get that situation?
He was cool, they were not, but they had money, which he didn't - so, yeah....
3 of them, and me - one accommodation.

Anyways, bottom line was, the female in question, after my being there a few months.
She started to get mad, REAL mad - seemingly - with me.
Though my 22 yr old mind had absolutely no concept of why this was the case.

Mad to the point she'd yell at her husband and expect him to take some kind of action presumably (it was all conducted in a language I couldn't understand - but I understand yelling and pointing fairly good).

Also, she worked part time from home, the two dudes made themselves scarce during the day.

I worked early morning, late evening - so had afternoons free.

Was cooking some chops and diced greens one lunch time - being in the kitchen cum living room of the house, she was laid out on the futon, watching the flat screen.

I look up.
Meh - whatever, I'm cleaning up at this point - no biggie. She's panned, paying no attention.

I get finished cleaning, weird.... it's like, you know when someone is staring intensely at you, you can actually FEEL it, and often times it causes you to look up to see who's staring?

I get that feeling, so glance up.

I kid you not - I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

She's still laid out on the futon, but now giving me the laser beams, with this stupid half smitten smile plastered on her mug - her dress (she used to wear this long asian style wrap around dress that normally falls to her ankles), is pulled up so far I can see the underside of her horrible panties.


For a min I'm like - wut?

"Since I've moved in here, its seemed largely you've hated me so intensely it's like you want to claw my eyes out.... what is this?"

One more glance - there's no mistaking it - this woman's making a pubes salad, and she wants Kayleigh Chilly Sabotages own dressing.
She wants P in Vah-G!.
She's DTF man.
Down To Fornicate!!

Have completed cleaning, I conveyed a calm unawareness to her intense gaze, and withdrew downstairs to my bedroom (house had a weird setup).
Within I'd say, a minute, I can hear her stomping about, yelling, cussing in some weird asian language, and generally creating a ruckus and sounding scary/violent.


It would take me a subsequent period of time and repeated exposure to several similar style situations before I would realise - when women get horny, they get crazy.
Cause why?
Cause when they get hot, when temperatures rise - they get that love/hate thing doing down but, either way, basically means they're fin to get some man ham.

Seems so obvious to me now that, I look back and laugh - despite the fact that such situations basically terrified me as a dumb ass kid.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

What?

bo0li5eumx12kp

This other time, I was living with a fat British girl, and some limp noodle dude.

Same deal, gal started hating me.

Then one night she went out with her mates, came back about 3 pm, I wake when she comes back in the house - I could feel it from the hallway.

Through the sitting room I hear her coming, I knew exactly what was gonna happen - door of my bedroom opens.

I spring up in bed, room pitch black, I can just see her outline stood in my open door - "GET TO F%CK!!!"..... she sinks back out.

Yeah.

I didn't last too long there.

In retrospect, I suppose I could have been more sensitive.

TheValeyard

What the f*ck did I read and f*ck that story.

Arghus

I saw the thread title and thought "oh this could be good".

Then read the OP's incoherent gibberish.

Better Than Christ

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

KnawhaImSaying...?

Honestly, no.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

So... the cops knew that Internal Affairs were setting them up...?

bo0li5eumx12kp

Better Than Christ wrote: »

Honestly, no.

If no one understands that story, well, the only conclusion I could draw is that, ya'll a bunch of virgins.

SEPT 23 1989

The aul lad used to bring me to watch LOI matches as a very young kid

Carrying me on the shoulders age

Used to think rovers was Ireland

rafatoni

Schools are back on the 6th, yeah?

Cool...

perrito caliente

Enjoyed that story very much.

oh those feeeeeeemales

'She' was definitely a dude..

matchthis

My cats name is mittens

I don't speak fluent dickhead, but I think that the op is saying that most of their previous house mates found him to be one and wanted rid of him.

Millionaire only not

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.

Cause as far as me and being a man was concerned - I was such a hapless dipsh1t with women, I could have been considered no more than a child up to that point (and realistically, for a substantial period beyond it also).

I used to live with this Asians.

Two fatties, not super fat - but nicely soft. Husband and wife.
And their friend, a cool dude but, basically - never worked a day in his life time.
He sponged off them, and they sponged off him in the sense that he compensated for their personality rigidities etc - if you get that situation?
He was cool, they were not, but they had money, which he didn't - so, yeah....
3 of them, and me - one accommodation.

Anyways, bottom line was, the female in question, after my being there a few months.
She started to get mad, REAL mad - seemingly - with me.
Though my 22 yr old mind had absolutely no concept of why this was the case.

Mad to the point she'd yell at her husband and expect him to take some kind of action presumably (it was all conducted in a language I couldn't understand - but I understand yelling and pointing fairly good).

Also, she worked part time from home, the two dudes made themselves scarce during the day.

I worked early morning, late evening - so had afternoons free.

Was cooking some chops and diced greens one lunch time - being in the kitchen cum living room of the house, she was laid out on the futon, watching the flat screen.

I look up.
Meh - whatever, I'm cleaning up at this point - no biggie. She's panned, paying no attention.

I get finished cleaning, weird.... it's like, you know when someone is staring intensely at you, you can actually FEEL it, and often times it causes you to look up to see who's staring?

I get that feeling, so glance up.

I kid you not - I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

She's still laid out on the futon, but now giving me the laser beams, with this stupid half smitten smile plastered on her mug - her dress (she used to wear this long asian style wrap around dress that normally falls to her ankles), is pulled up so far I can see the underside of her horrible panties.


For a min I'm like - wut?

"Since I've moved in here, its seemed largely you've hated me so intensely it's like you want to claw my eyes out.... what is this?"

One more glance - there's no mistaking it - this woman's making a pubes salad, and she wants Kayleigh Chilly Sabotages own dressing.
She wants P in Vah-G!.
She's DTF man.
Down To Fornicate!!

Have completed cleaning, I conveyed a calm unawareness to her intense gaze, and withdrew downstairs to my bedroom (house had a weird setup).
Within I'd say, a minute, I can hear her stomping about, yelling, cussing in some weird asian language, and generally creating a ruckus and sounding scary/violent.


It would take me a subsequent period of time and repeated exposure to several similar style situations before I would realise - when women get horny, they get crazy.
Cause why?
Cause when they get hot, when temperatures rise - they get that love/hate thing doing down but, either way, basically means they're fin to get some man ham.

Seems so obvious to me now that, I look back and laugh - despite the fact that such situations basically terrified me as a dumb ass kid.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

Now this is how u fill pages !

The_Kew_Tour

I was extremely innocent and naive. I was extremely shy as kid too.

I could write a book on it all:pac:

robertpatterson

If you read it as Vicki Pollard it kinda makes sense
Yeahbutnobutyeah

RhubarbCrumble

matchthis wrote: »

My cats name is mittens

When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university.

One can only assume that this is where the OP went .....

anewme

When everyone quotes the OP, the big smiley bouncey irritating moon head keeps re appearing at the end of the post.

I'm undecided really, if that's the best bit, or the worst bit of the post.

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.

Cause as far as me and being a man was concerned - I was such a hapless dipsh1t with women, I could have been considered no more than a child up to that point (and realistically, for a substantial period beyond it also).

I used to live with this Asians.

Two fatties, not super fat - but nicely soft. Husband and wife.
And their friend, a cool dude but, basically - never worked a day in his life time.
He sponged off them, and they sponged off him in the sense that he compensated for their personality rigidities etc - if you get that situation?
He was cool, they were not, but they had money, which he didn't - so, yeah....
3 of them, and me - one accommodation.

Anyways, bottom line was, the female in question, after my being there a few months.
She started to get mad, REAL mad - seemingly - with me.
Though my 22 yr old mind had absolutely no concept of why this was the case.

Mad to the point she'd yell at her husband and expect him to take some kind of action presumably (it was all conducted in a language I couldn't understand - but I understand yelling and pointing fairly good).

Also, she worked part time from home, the two dudes made themselves scarce during the day.

I worked early morning, late evening - so had afternoons free.

Was cooking some chops and diced greens one lunch time - being in the kitchen cum living room of the house, she was laid out on the futon, watching the flat screen.

I look up.
Meh - whatever, I'm cleaning up at this point - no biggie. She's panned, paying no attention.

I get finished cleaning, weird.... it's like, you know when someone is staring intensely at you, you can actually FEEL it, and often times it causes you to look up to see who's staring?

I get that feeling, so glance up.

I kid you not - I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

She's still laid out on the futon, but now giving me the laser beams, with this stupid half smitten smile plastered on her mug - her dress (she used to wear this long asian style wrap around dress that normally falls to her ankles), is pulled up so far I can see the underside of her horrible panties.


For a min I'm like - wut?

"Since I've moved in here, its seemed largely you've hated me so intensely it's like you want to claw my eyes out.... what is this?"

One more glance - there's no mistaking it - this woman's making a pubes salad, and she wants Kayleigh Chilly Sabotages own dressing.
She wants P in Vah-G!.
She's DTF man.
Down To Fornicate!!

Have completed cleaning, I conveyed a calm unawareness to her intense gaze, and withdrew downstairs to my bedroom (house had a weird setup).
Within I'd say, a minute, I can hear her stomping about, yelling, cussing in some weird asian language, and generally creating a ruckus and sounding scary/violent.


It would take me a subsequent period of time and repeated exposure to several similar style situations before I would realise - when women get horny, they get crazy.
Cause why?
Cause when they get hot, when temperatures rise - they get that love/hate thing doing down but, either way, basically means they're fin to get some man ham.

Seems so obvious to me now that, I look back and laugh - despite the fact that such situations basically terrified me as a dumb ass kid.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

Sounds plausible.... An arranged marriage perhaps....
Husband probably couldn't do his duty out of disgust....
Hires his chipper mate most likely with the wife's approval/insistence..

He probably does work of sorts or has some sort of retainer.

Was it the mate you met who brought up the idea of a house-share
or was it him at the interview when you sought accommodation?

Also, was it home or abroad.

Funny story if it's true anyway

fonecrusher1

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.

Cause as far as me and being a man was concerned - I was such a hapless dipsh1t with women, I could have been considered no more than a child up to that point (and realistically, for a substantial period beyond it also).

I used to live with this Asians.

Two fatties, not super fat - but nicely soft. Husband and wife.
And their friend, a cool dude but, basically - never worked a day in his life time.
He sponged off them, and they sponged off him in the sense that he compensated for their personality rigidities etc - if you get that situation?
He was cool, they were not, but they had money, which he didn't - so, yeah....
3 of them, and me - one accommodation.

Anyways, bottom line was, the female in question, after my being there a few months.
She started to get mad, REAL mad - seemingly - with me.
Though my 22 yr old mind had absolutely no concept of why this was the case.

Mad to the point she'd yell at her husband and expect him to take some kind of action presumably (it was all conducted in a language I couldn't understand - but I understand yelling and pointing fairly good).

Also, she worked part time from home, the two dudes made themselves scarce during the day.

I worked early morning, late evening - so had afternoons free.

Was cooking some chops and diced greens one lunch time - being in the kitchen cum living room of the house, she was laid out on the futon, watching the flat screen.

I look up.
Meh - whatever, I'm cleaning up at this point - no biggie. She's panned, paying no attention.

I get finished cleaning, weird.... it's like, you know when someone is staring intensely at you, you can actually FEEL it, and often times it causes you to look up to see who's staring?

I get that feeling, so glance up.

I kid you not - I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

She's still laid out on the futon, but now giving me the laser beams, with this stupid half smitten smile plastered on her mug - her dress (she used to wear this long asian style wrap around dress that normally falls to her ankles), is pulled up so far I can see the underside of her horrible panties.


For a min I'm like - wut?

"Since I've moved in here, its seemed largely you've hated me so intensely it's like you want to claw my eyes out.... what is this?"

One more glance - there's no mistaking it - this woman's making a pubes salad, and she wants Kayleigh Chilly Sabotages own dressing.
She wants P in Vah-G!.
She's DTF man.
Down To Fornicate!!

Have completed cleaning, I conveyed a calm unawareness to her intense gaze, and withdrew downstairs to my bedroom (house had a weird setup).
Within I'd say, a minute, I can hear her stomping about, yelling, cussing in some weird asian language, and generally creating a ruckus and sounding scary/violent.


It would take me a subsequent period of time and repeated exposure to several similar style situations before I would realise - when women get horny, they get crazy.
Cause why?
Cause when they get hot, when temperatures rise - they get that love/hate thing doing down but, either way, basically means they're fin to get some man ham.

Seems so obvious to me now that, I look back and laugh - despite the fact that such situations basically terrified me as a dumb ass kid.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

I assume you're American?

ILoveYourVibes

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

You are still very naive. She was psychotic. You don't induce that kind of crazy....its already there or it isn't. And if you find it ..RUN.
This isn't 'female' behavior ..its crazy. She was a nutjob.

That's why they let a sponger hang around their 'rigidities' ie their nuttiness.

uch

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

The aul lad used to bring me to watch LOI matches as a very young kid

Carrying me on the shoulders age

Used to think rovers was Ireland

Still are my friend, Rovers that is

gammygils

OK. I couldn't be bothered reading the whole OP but to answer your question

As a kid I thought having an American Express or Access Card meant you could buy whatever you wanted without having any money. I used to keep advising my parents to get one! Naive or what?

ILoveYourVibes

I was not at all naive. I was very innocent. Still am.

robinbird

Kayleigh Chilly Sabotage wrote: »

Kid what I'm referring to is, I guess largely the pre-25 yr old demographic.

Cause as far as me and being a man was concerned - I was such a hapless dipsh1t with women, I could have been considered no more than a child up to that point (and realistically, for a substantial period beyond it also).

I used to live with this Asians.

Two fatties, not super fat - but nicely soft. Husband and wife.
And their friend, a cool dude but, basically - never worked a day in his life time.
He sponged off them, and they sponged off him in the sense that he compensated for their personality rigidities etc - if you get that situation?
He was cool, they were not, but they had money, which he didn't - so, yeah....
3 of them, and me - one accommodation.

Anyways, bottom line was, the female in question, after my being there a few months.
She started to get mad, REAL mad - seemingly - with me.
Though my 22 yr old mind had absolutely no concept of why this was the case.

Mad to the point she'd yell at her husband and expect him to take some kind of action presumably (it was all conducted in a language I couldn't understand - but I understand yelling and pointing fairly good).

Also, she worked part time from home, the two dudes made themselves scarce during the day.

I worked early morning, late evening - so had afternoons free.

Was cooking some chops and diced greens one lunch time - being in the kitchen cum living room of the house, she was laid out on the futon, watching the flat screen.

I look up.
Meh - whatever, I'm cleaning up at this point - no biggie. She's panned, paying no attention.

I get finished cleaning, weird.... it's like, you know when someone is staring intensely at you, you can actually FEEL it, and often times it causes you to look up to see who's staring?

I get that feeling, so glance up.

I kid you not - I've seen better legs on a snooker table.

She's still laid out on the futon, but now giving me the laser beams, with this stupid half smitten smile plastered on her mug - her dress (she used to wear this long asian style wrap around dress that normally falls to her ankles), is pulled up so far I can see the underside of her horrible panties.


For a min I'm like - wut?

"Since I've moved in here, its seemed largely you've hated me so intensely it's like you want to claw my eyes out.... what is this?"

One more glance - there's no mistaking it - this woman's making a pubes salad, and she wants Kayleigh Chilly Sabotages own dressing.
She wants P in Vah-G!.
She's DTF man.
Down To Fornicate!!

Have completed cleaning, I conveyed a calm unawareness to her intense gaze, and withdrew downstairs to my bedroom (house had a weird setup).
Within I'd say, a minute, I can hear her stomping about, yelling, cussing in some weird asian language, and generally creating a ruckus and sounding scary/violent.


It would take me a subsequent period of time and repeated exposure to several similar style situations before I would realise - when women get horny, they get crazy.
Cause why?
Cause when they get hot, when temperatures rise - they get that love/hate thing doing down but, either way, basically means they're fin to get some man ham.

Seems so obvious to me now that, I look back and laugh - despite the fact that such situations basically terrified me as a dumb ass kid.


Now - pffff, now - I know how to induce that crazy and reap the benefits....

KnawhaImSaying...?

Had a similar situation in my youth. Houseshare with a couple and another guy.
Girl made it very clear she didn't like me. Blanked me most of the time.
I was watching TV one night when she came home after drinking. Her boyfriend was out with his mates. She hit on me. I rejected her advances. She got mad. Said nothing to anyone else but the following week I was asked to leave.

ILoveYourVibes

robinbird wrote: »

Had a similar situation in my youth. Houseshare with a couple and another guy.
Girl made it very clear she didn't like me. Blanked me most of the time.
I was watching TV one night when she came home after drinking. Her boyfriend was out with his mates. She hit on me. I rejected her advances. She got mad. Said nothing to anyone else but the following week I was asked to leave.

If you had accepted you would have had your very own vampiric hot mess of succubus! You missed out!

I wonder if we can find out how to harness the inner vampiric hot mess of a succubus of women and draw it out. It sounds like a good idea.

bo0li5eumx12kp

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

You are still very naive. She was psychotic. You don't induce that kind of crazy....its already there or it isn't. And if you find it ..RUN.
This isn't 'female' behavior ..its crazy. She was a nutjob.

That's why they let a sponger hang around their 'rigidities' ie their nuttiness.

You've never heard teh expression, "make that b*tch crazy"?

Teh crazy is inside most gals, just gotta learn how to touch the right nerve, but when you do.....

AW LAWD!!

Point being, at that stage - I didn't even know what this meant.
I was obviously jack hammering on a nerve without even knowing it.


They were lame dipsh*ts, their sponge mate had an element of personability they didn't.

That was the setup.

freshpopcorn

rafatoni wrote: »

Schools are back on the 6th, yeah?

Cool...

7th in places!

corner of hells

freshpopcorn wrote: »

7th in places!

You can only imagine what teachers have to face with a classroom of loons like the OP.

My sympathies if you are a teacher.

1o059k7ewrqj3n

Finding out that all rivers flowed out to sea.

I’m not going to divulge how old I was when this epiphany occurred but I was older than I should have been.

Hercule Poirot

Enters thread expecting a sweet story of childhood innocence, finds a low budget version of The Graduate

JMMCapital

What the hell did I just read?