I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 9)

Panda Killa

Right..hand lotion, ....wet wipes, ...skype...im ready ladies......
and fellas I guess...
Equal opportunities pervert here

Leg End Reject

Panda Killa wrote: »

Right..hand lotion, ....wet wipes, ...skype...im ready ladies......
and fellas I guess...
Equal opportunities pervert here

Wash your hands first! :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Luckiest man thinks it’s very funny to keep sending me videos that start making porn screams when you open them up. As a result I’ve become paranoid and distrustful opening such messages from him in public, as he has caught me out at the swimming pool changing rooms and the frozen food aisle in aldi. Now that I’m in isolation it’s not as embarrassing but it is very annoying.

I’ve spent the last twenty minutes perfectly photoshopping his face onto the biggest penis I could find and now I eagerly await his next video.

Trigger Happy

I have just come off a 30 minute video work call with the most boring man in the country. It was all I could do to stay awake and not yawn too much when he was talking.

They could hire him in hospitals to put patients to sleep if they run short of Propofol.

0lddog

SardoniCAT

PANDA killa

POOCHIE05

PURPLE PAWPRINTS

HONEYBEAR

0LDDOG

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Wash your hands first! :pac:

Dont you mean paws ?



Homeside, trying to resist responding to Shoes

I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs
I will not post smut before 19:00 Hrs

Princess Calla

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I have just come off a 30 minute video work call with the most boring man in the country. It was all I could do to stay awake and not yawn too much when he was talking.

They could hire him in hospitals to put patients to sleep if they run short of Propofol.

You changed your avatar... I'm all confused now

Trigger Happy

Princess Calla wrote: »

You changed your avatar... I'm all confused now

I was bored!

0lddog

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I was bored!

Its put years on you




( and you dont exactly look Happy anymore )

I'm sitting on my sofa with a cup of tea. I just read something over in personal issues that has made me feel like crying.

Some poor woman received one of those free an post postcards with a message telling her that her husband had an affair. People are responding about her awful husband and what she should do but what I'm upset about is someone thinking that now was an appropriate time to reveal such a thing and in such a cowardly way. We know domestic violence and marital problems will be massively emphasised during this lockdown which could go on for a very long time. That was like throwing a match into a room full of petrol. I find that so distasteful and upsetting.

And what kind of person receives a free post card designed to send messages of Hope and Love and makes the decision to use it for that? Some horrible people move amongst us.

Sorry, not the best place to put this but I'm genuinely disgusted by that and had to vent.

On a lighter note, I'll be Skyping with the mammy shortly! Yay!

IamMetaldave

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm sitting on my sofa with a cup of tea. I just read something over in personal issues that has made me feel like crying.

Some poor woman received one of those free an post postcards with a message telling her that her husband had an affair. People are responding about her awful husband and what she should do but what I'm upset about is someone thinking that now was an appropriate time to reveal such a thing and in such a cowardly way. We know domestic violence and marital problems will be massively emphasised during this lockdown which could go on for a very long time. That was like throwing a match into a room full of petrol. I find that so distasteful and upsetting.

And what kind of person receives a free post card designed to send messages of Hope and Love and makes the decision to use it for that? Some horrible people move amongst us.


Sorry, not the best place to put this but I'm genuinely disgusted by that and had to vent.

On a lighter note, I'll be Skyping with the mammy shortly! Yay!

I've never heard of these things before... that is some evil s##t!

Deskside, working away listening to some old Smashing Pumkins.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Most likely hoping wife would throw him out and he’d have nowhere else to go except maybe to her house?? Who knows! It is fair depraved

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote: »

Most likely hoping wife would throw him out and he’d have nowhere else to go except maybe to her house?? Who knows! It is fair depraved

It is isn't it? Like I'm not standing up for the husband but I really feel someone got a real kick out of sending that and it's not right. Time and a place.

Sardonicat

I'm feeling the loneliness today. Feck it. Going for a trudge within a 2km radius.

Wayne Jarvis

0lddog wrote: »

SardoniCAT

PANDA killa

POOCHIE05

PURPLE PAWPRINTS

HONEYBEAR

0LDDOG

You forgot a few! (Maybe some slight ammendments here...)
superMOUSE
Berties HORSE
Hilda DOGdenx
BEARsepoly
SkyBIRDjb (Hope all is well with you by the way Sky)
KITTY6277
SMURFjed
GREMLINertia
MAMMAL of 4
Trigger HapPYGMY

And if any of those ever get sick they can go see DuVET Day unless she refuses to see them in which case they will be Leg End REJECTED. Luckily if that happens I'll cheer them up by composing a Guy PerSONNET for them.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I’m like the ginger step child of the thread

Wayne Jarvis

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote: »

I’m like the ginger step child of the thread

After what you said about putting your face on a penis you're more like a díckhead.

Leg End Reject

Sardonicat wrote: »

I'm feeling the loneliness today. Feck it. Going for a trudge within a 2km radius.

It does get in on you at times. Upbeat music and a power walk always helps.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Guy Person wrote: »

After what you said about putting your face on a penis you're more like a díckhead.

No I put his on a penis cause he is a 🛎 end

Wayne Jarvis

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote: »

No I put his on a penis cause he is a �� end

Yes well obviously that makes much more sense, I did think it was very odd you were putting your own face there but I just thought isolation drives us all mad in our own way.


Anyhoo I am homeside and clearly very bored.

Trigger Happy

Some people change their avatars when bored. Some go for walks. Some put faces on dicks.
Horses for courses...

Sardonicat

Changed my mind about the walk. Phone battery is dying and don't want to go out without it. Think I'll iron (no sheets!) and Netflix instead. Will walk later. Gagh.

Sephiroth_dude

Back from my walk, sitting on my bed, feel like a nap now

Widdershins

We conquered the devil printer machine!
Two mere humans against an advanced technological foe!
What can I print?
I need something cute to print.

Earlier I went gardenside but I found my weeding hoe snapped in two pieces. The small fork will do. Thinking of making nettle and wild garlic soup as I have a deliberate patch of one and an uninvited patch of the other.

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm sitting on my sofa with a cup of tea. I just read something over in personal issues that has made me feel like crying.

Some poor woman received one of those free an post postcards with a message telling her that her husband had an affair. People are responding about her awful husband and what she should do but what I'm upset about is someone thinking that now was an appropriate time to reveal such a thing and in such a cowardly way. We know domestic violence and marital problems will be massively emphasised during this lockdown which could go on for a very long time. That was like throwing a match into a room full of petrol. I find that so distasteful and upsetting.

And what kind of person receives a free post card designed to send messages of Hope and Love and makes the decision to use it for that? Some horrible people move amongst us.

Sorry, not the best place to put this but I'm genuinely disgusted by that and had to vent.

On a lighter note, I'll be Skyping with the mammy shortly! Yay!

That's awful BB
There are some truly vile people out there who like to stir up trouble for others and take some sick satisfaction in doing so .
Enjoy the chat with your Mam

Break time , having a cuppa here .

Congratulations Seph !!

smurfjed

Ordered coke and water from a local store 10 days ago, cancelled the order when the delivery date changed and I moved hotel, well they just showed up :) best part is that I got an additional bag that contained OREOS.

Should I be a devil and eat them ?

smurfjed

smurfjed wrote: »

Ordered coke and water from a local store 10 days ago, cancelled the order when the delivery date changed and I moved hotel, well they just showed up :) best part is that I got an additional bag that contained OREOS.

Should I be a devil and eat them ?

Well they're not going to eat themselves
Always happy to help though. Mmmmmm, oreos and milk are great together.

IamMetaldave

Done with work for the day... going for a walk in the sunshine and pretend all is well in the world.

Mam of 4

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Enjoy the chat with your Mam

Had a great chat. We were talking for an hour. It's gas, I ring her every single day to make sure herself and my dad are grand and don't need anything and I Skype her once a week but we haven't yet run out of things to tell each other even though we're not going anywhere or doing anything! The video chat is great, gives me a reason to brush my hair

JupiterKid

At home, waiting for the computer repair guy to call me back to let me know when he will be dropping back my desktop computer that he was able to fix.

Can’t really do any work from home till I have the computer back....so just doing sweet FA today

Sephiroth_dude

Just woke up from my nap , I think a cupan Tae is in order.....who's with me?