Worst crime committed as an adult?

mr_fegelien

What is the worst crime you've done as an adult?

circadian

Read your threads.

ILoveYourVibes

Actual crime? I haven't ever broken the law as an adult or a child either.

ZX7R

Posting in this thread

punisher5112

If I honestly told you, you would already be dead....

eyerer

Nothing, officer fegelien.
Lmao, imagine Mr_Fegelien as a police officer. I can picture the interviews of suspects now.. :pac:

Infernal Racket

eyerer wrote: »

Nothing, officer fegelien.
Lmao, imagine Mr_Fegelien as a police officer. I can picture the interviews of suspects now.. :pac:

They'd never end

kenmm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Actual crime? I haven't ever broken the law as an adult or a child either.

Never? as in Never?

or selectively - like 2mph over the speed limit doesnt count?

Id say its hard to find someone who has never broken a law.

Harry Palmr

Christmas jumper.

Hercule Poirot

Is have to go with the arson conviction, but it was grand, made some good friends during my few years inside, twas like a holiday I tell ya!!

mr_fegelien

eyerer wrote: »

Nothing, officer fegelien.
Lmao, imagine Mr_Fegelien as a police officer. I can picture the interviews of suspects now.. :pac:

Actually my name is based of the Nazi SS officer, Herman Fegelien. I'm pretty sure he had powers to detain and interview German citizens.

ILoveYourVibes

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Actually my name is based of the Nazi SS officer, Herman Fegelien. I'm pretty sure he had powers to detain and interview German citizens.

Why? Just why?

Mulbert

I once put a cat in one of those vacuum bags....

dinorebel

Mulbert wrote: »

I once put a cat in one of those vacuum bags....

Tight Pussy?

ILoveYourVibes

Mulbert wrote: »

I once put a cat in one of those vacuum bags....

Animal abuse isn't a joke.

jimbobaloobob

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Actually my name is based of the Nazi SS officer, Herman Fegelien. I'm pretty sure he had powers to detain and interview German citizens.

Is that what your really wanted to post but needed an outlet?

Gonad

I milked a cat once .























You can milk anything with nipples

SlowBlowin

Possession of an offensive wife.

punisher5112

Ok ok I'll admit it.... I put the screw in the tuna..,

MidlanderMan

Worked for several months in an east African country on a tourist visa.

But I was working for the government of th country so, like, I think it balanced out?

Bought illegal drugs.

That's probably 90% of people reading this thread.

MidlanderMan

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Bought illegal drugs.

That's probably 90% of people reading this thread.

Not me.

No moral objection, just never had any interest.

furiousox

Wearing slacks and a blazer.

punisher5112

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Bought illegal drugs.

That's probably 90% of people reading this thread.

No I buy all mine from the pharma man....

Notdeco

Mulbert wrote: »

I once put a cat in one of those vacuum bags....

Some just finished watching don't fcuk with cats

Mulbert

Mulbert wrote: »

I once put a cat in one of those vacuum bags....

How's it going Luka? Surprised you have internet in that Canadian prison.

punisher5112

My da drives a taxi....

punisher5112

It's the largest lingerie section in the country,,,, eh so they say...

ILoveYourVibes

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Animal abuse isn't a joke.

Well someone’s not been keeping pace with others on Netflix

I gave the green party my protest vote once. I’m still in hiding today.

punisher5112

Who loves orange sodA???

Millionaire only not

Getting married

Airyfairy12

Bought illegal drugs and once stole a g string from pennys just because I could.

r93kaey5p2izun

Don't think I've ever broken a law as a child or adult.

Lillyfae

Downloaded things.

Ubbquittious

It would be silly to own up to anything in this thread.

There was some fella who owned up to chaeting in the leaving cert and d'Autorities got involved and yer man was nabbed.

Bobblehats

furiousox wrote: »

Wearing slacks and a blazer.

did you combine it with loud socks?

D3V!L

Me , self defence according to a Garda that tried to procecute me when I was attacked. The judge laughed him out of it.

TwoMonthsOff

A bit of criminal damage.

D3V!L

D3V!L wrote: »

Me , self defence according to a Garda that tried to procecute me when I was attacked. The judge laughed him out of it.

Also they tried to arrest me for being too handsome !! :rolleyes:

:pac:

Mike3549

I accepted the terms and conditions without reading them.
Also lied about my age years ago on some websites in the past.

Alf Veedersane

Ran through fields of wheat.

mr_fegelien

Ubbquittious wrote: »

It would be silly to own up to anything in this thread.

There was some fella who owned up to chaeting in the leaving cert and d'Autorities got involved and yer man was nabbed.

I thought there are statute of limitations.

tdf7187

I once tracked a fella down for posting too many threads on boards.ie

Foweva Awone

Worse than anything said so far, definitely deserving of substantial prison time, but I'm not stupid enough to say anything else here!

I've turned my life around now and certainly wouldn't do the same again. I actually live a quite clean wholesome life these days, I'm happy to say.

BorneTobyWilde

I've stolen a few hearts

mr_fegelien

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Worse than anything said so far, definitely deserving of substantial prison time, but I'm not stupid enough to say anything else here!

I've turned my life around now and certainly wouldn't do the same again. I actually live a quite clean wholesome life these days, I'm happy to say.

Burglary, theft, embezzlment, drug muling?

A serious question for you, if those crimes came to light and the DPP said that you'd definitely be getting a custodial sentence, would you kill yourself before going to prison

corner of hells

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Burglary, theft, embezzlment, drug muling?

A serious question for you, if those crimes came to light and the DPP said that you'd definitely be getting a custodial sentence, would you kill yourself before going to prison

Sweet Jesus above.

Foweva Awone

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Burglary, theft, embezzlment, drug muling?

A serious question for you, if those crimes came to light and the DPP said that you'd definitely be getting a custodial sentence, would you kill yourself before going to prison

Jesus!

Honestly I'd manage prison better than most. I've spent years in different addiction treatment programs, I've heard all about prison from friends who've done both prison and treatment, the general consensus is that prison is easier but quite boring. So long as I'd a few books to read I'd be grand.

Cody montana

Is burglary a crime?

Elemonator

We’ve all jaywalked.

Tzardine

Elemonator wrote: »

We’ve all jaywalked.

Not a crime in Ireland. No law against it.

Well, to clarify, there is a law that says you must use a pedestrian crossing if within 15 meters I think. Bit no crime for crossing the road if there is none.