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How to solve leeches sucking the system dry

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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,478 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Rikand wrote: »
    The same way you solve the other leech problem. Nuke them

    From Orbit?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    brilliant:pac:

    I feckin' missed it! In my defense I've been up since four.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    topper75 wrote: »
    Picking the leeches of the inside of the tank one by one is great for the ould mindfulness. Pure zen.
    Almost the same level of deep inner satisfaction as one might have on hanging up the phone after dobbing a chancer into the welfare people.


    I can just imagine a guy who might do that ......his name might be scrooge...or kanye


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,375 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    topper75 wrote: »
    Picking the leeches of the inside of the tank one by one is great for the ould mindfulness. Pure zen.
    Almost the same level of deep inner satisfaction as one might have on hanging up the phone after dobbing a chancer into the welfare people.

    Would that feeling have any connection to bullying, nastiness, resentment, feeling of superiority?


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    mariaalice wrote: »
    Would that feeling have any connection to bullying, nastiness, resentment, feeling of superiority?
    He needs to drink the fire water.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    mariaalice wrote: »
    Would that feeling have any connection to bullying, nastiness, resentment, feeling of superiority?

    It's connected to an effective tax rate of over 50c in the euro and allocation to 'jobseekers' of a 100% bonus. Must have been some really fantastic jobseeking to get a 100% bonus.
    He needs to drink the fire water.

    As I have you - care to fill in your details here:

    https://www.welfare.ie/en/Pages/secure/ReportFraud.aspx


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    topper75 wrote: »
    It's connected to an effective tax rate of over 50c in the euro and allocation to 'jobseekers' of a 100% bonus. Must have been some really fantastic jobseeking to get a 100% bonus.



    As I have you - care to fill in your details here:

    https://www.welfare.ie/en/Pages/secure/ReportFraud.aspx

    You are paranoid. You think everyone is committing welfare fraud.

    I think you are not well.

    Worker bees are expendable to their companies. Most dolees aren't.

    You have no value to the god of capitalism you whorship.

    And your god is your perception. Which is why you hate yourself.

    You have no value and are insignificant in your own eyes.

    To be honest ..society doesn't give a **** about mindless worker bees. And still less about nasty ones.

    If you saw all humans as having intrinsic value ...you would not hate yourself but see your humanity.

    You wouldn't obsess about money and feel so poor.

    AND YOU DO FEEL POOR.

    And your feelings are reality ...so you are living in a kind of poverty working can't get you out of.

    You see people ...as what they earn ...that is a person's value to you. And its pretty hollow.

    You are not even a human being ...you are just a mark ..something people can drain money out of. And its ok ..because you have no feelings.
    Or at least the above is how you see yourself.

    And you might be right. I don't know if you have any other qualities to give to society.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    OMG I went so DARK!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    topper75 wrote: »
    It's connected to an effective tax rate of over 50c in the euro

    Also what planet are you on where you pay 50% tax in Ireland?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Also what planet are you on where you pay 50% tax in Ireland?

    Sadly old planet earth's Ireland.
    40% income, and then USC, PRSI etc. etc. et fupping c.

    Turns out every extra euro I earn is docked half. Bossman told us he was "the Taoiseach for people who get up early in the morning".
    Good Lord! :eek:
    We are catching up with the Cubans and Venezualans soon enough I'd say. What is their rate?

    "Jobseeking" mar dhea. Could they not have the decency at least to avoid adding the insult to the injury? Seemingly not.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    topper75 wrote: »
    Sadly old planet earth's Ireland.
    40% income, and then USC, PRSI etc. etc. et fupping c.

    Turns out every extra euro I earn is docked half. Bossman told us he was "the Taoiseach for people who get up early in the morning".
    Good Lord! :eek:
    We are catching up with the Cubans and Venezualans soon enough I'd say. What is their rate?

    "Jobseeking" mar dhea. Could they not have the decency at least to avoid adding the insult to the injury? Seemingly not.


    it depends on what prsi class ur in

    anyway its FOR you...


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,551 ✭✭✭✭briany


    I came into this thread expecting a good old fashioned thread about aquatic worms, and somehow the conversation has segued into a weird dialog about the dole.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    briany wrote: »
    I came into this thread expecting a good old fashioned thread about aquatic worms, and somehow the conversation has segued into a weird dialog about the dole.


    grumpy old men having a moan :D they will be alright in a minute. They are lovely usually!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭the dark phantom


    If you are 'unemployable' then you don't need to be a 'jobseeker'. :pac:
    Doing courses or university keeps you off the live register and also keeps you from being a 'jobseeker'. :pac:
    Having a few convictions or even better having a court case reported online with your name keeps you basically 'unemployable'. :pac:

    The early bird won't catch any worm, if the worm stays in bed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    If you are 'unemployable' then you don't need to be a 'jobseeker'. :pac:
    Doing courses or university keeps you off the live register and also keeps you from being a 'jobseeker'. :pac:
    Having a few convictions or even better having a court case reported online with your name keeps you basically 'unemployable'. :pac:

    interesting ...that would never occur to me.

    I have been unemployed. Luckily only for a short time.

    Good points.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Yester


    Add a couple of eels to the tank.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,374 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    Sharks with lasers, it's the only way!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,852 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    OP , they could be Horsehair worms, google their life cycle, very impressive little fellas.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,283 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    No, not that kind.

    I have aquatic worms in my water tank system in my attic drinking all the water before it flows into my shower/bath. Anyone know how i can solve this problem?

    Aquatic what? And where?

    Is that a thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭the dark phantom


    interesting ...that would never occur to me.

    I have been unemployed. Luckily only for a short time.

    Good points.

    See the dole is a career in itself, the man who wishes not to toil needs to hone his skills in money management, learn how to deal with welfare administration, to stay two steps ahead of them by taking advantage of educational courses to keep his payment going and to keep Turas Nua/ Seetec and Deciding officers off his back.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Would require tiny surgeons.


    Or normal sized sturgeons.


  • Registered Users Posts: 828 ✭✭✭2lazytogetup


    lawred2 wrote: »
    Aquatic what? And where?

    Is that a thing?

    if you put in the definition of leeches on google, it comes back with 'acquatic worms'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭Liamo57


    Ireland has full employment. Those who are not working are unemployableor do not want to work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I suggest you are not familiar with the reproductive system of the worm.

    Enough to wing through a conversation but that's about it. I'd be no big authority on the topic.


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