So one of my managers slapped me on the ass...

mrcheez

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

BeerWolf

Pay day, file sexual harassment! That's how it goes in this country...

Potential-Monke

Yeah, dude, seriously, get onto a solicitor. Some wan just got 56k for putting boiling water into a glass jug, I think you'll be looking at a couple hundy k for sexual assault by a person in power!

Unless she was good looking, in which case, yeah, you're a man, get over it.

One eyed Jack

mrcheez wrote: »

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

What’s the point of the question?

Either you’re outraged about your manager slapping you on the arse, or you’re not. Either way it’s entirely your own business how you choose to proceed - either make a complaint against your manager, or get on with your life. What you choose to do in your particular circumstances has no bearing on what anyone else chooses to do in similar circumstances.

beertons

Are you sleeping with her?

uchimata83

Is she spry?

s7ryf3925pivug

Well don't be naughty.

hardybuck

mrcheez wrote: »

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

Doesn't sound like you're outraged.

Give them the benefit of the doubt unless they're an asshole, or you're genuinely outraged.

RobbingBandit

Nice

Hercule Poirot

I think you should totally make a move on her somewhere sexy and intimate at the workplace - like the stationary cupboard

If internet pornography has taught me anything this is the appropriate response

PeteEd

did u deserve a slapped arse?

punisher5112

Return the favour and boom..... Your life will be over and you would be on the sex offenders list.....

punisher5112

Go to photocopier machine and sit on it....

listermint

Is this one of these weekly it's topical so it happened to me but it didn't really I need posts threads ?

Car99

Are you lying in bed with her now having second thoughts about what happened last night?

SwordsRunner

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

I think you should totally make a move on her somewhere sexy and intimate at the workplace - like the stationary cupboard

If internet pornography has taught me anything this is the appropriate response

Is there a moving cupboard?

phill106

Time to sue and retire....
for added monies, make sure leaving drinks in work are hot and poured from a glass jug into a cup held between your legs.

In seriousness though, if it was unwanted contact, it is sexual assault, so you do have the right to report it.
Men can be victims too.

Guy:Incognito

phill106 wrote: »

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In seriousness though, if it was unwanted contact, it is sexual assault, so you do have the right to report it.
Men can be victims too.

There was no contact. Theres no manager.

RayCon

One of my managers ... How many have you got ?

The Undecided One

mrcheez wrote: »

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

Are you complaining or bragging??

tedpan

RayCon wrote:

One of my managers ... How many have you got ?

If he works in a corporation, probably hundreds..

Oink

I only got a handshake and a bonus. What do I have to do, boss? Nothing I do will ever be good enough will it?

everlast75

Thinly veiled "I'm outraged a woman who was live on U.S. national television has an issue with getting slapped on the ass by some neanderthal so I want some false equivalency" thread

Samuri Suicide

So many Americanisms in one thread.

punisher5112

RayCon wrote: »

One of my managers ... How many have you got ?

I've quite a few but as near 99% are male I wouldn't be taking any slaps....

sosndt

Next time turn around quick so she ends up patting you on the Mickey.......nice.....

eagle eye

What would happen if you did it to her. Think about that and then make a decision on your next step.

gooseygander

eagle eye wrote: »

What would happen if you did it to her. Think about that and then make a decision on your next step.

Equality all the way; but seriously can a woman slapping a man on the ass really damage or effect him long term. Men and woman are different species. I would have no issue if every woman I walked past wanted to rub my rear. Now back to earlier question o.p, is she hot ?.

punisher5112

I'd be flattered to be honest especially if she a hottie

mrcheez

#mearsetoo

RobbingBandit

Horrible Bosses 3 script wasn't picked up was it

EICVD

mrcheez wrote: »

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

No for the reason you quoted, wouldn’t mind one or 2 of my female managers slapping me on the arse!

Raconteuse

mrcheez wrote: »

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

Who has said that you shouldn't be bothered because you're male and she's female?

Reviews and Books Galore

everlast75 wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I'm outraged a woman who was live on U.S. national television has an issue with getting slapped on the ass by some neanderthal so I want some false equivalency" thread

In fairness, there's nothing false about the equivalenyc.

Edit: You should make a twitter acount like the reporters :P

mrmorgan

It's totally fine for a woman to do this........

But just dont look her in the eye, you will be up in HR then!!

Junkyard Tom

Today on 'Things That Didn't Happen'...

mrcheez

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Today on 'Things That Didn't Happen'...

oh it happened alright, but 0 fscks were given (.... or received )

It was tongue in cheek ('scuse the pun) poke at the current outrage of the reporter getting booty slapped.

Reviews and Books Galore

As a sidenote, the event in the media at the moment is kind of like if a woman slaps a mans bottom, and then he drags her into a bathroom and beats her up for a few hours.



There's a certain level of sadism and overreaction going on here which, imo, is the same as above.

pablo128

Was it a light pat, or could it be best described as a 'red hand of ulster' kind of slap?

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

I. Cannot. Think. Why. The. OP. Decided. To. Start. This. Thread.

I see sheep

Slap her arse back?

Purgative

Depends:


If she was petite and it was just a flirtatious little tap, I'd put it in the Fapbank.


If she was a fine strapping Colleen and she cracked on the arse so hard that it knocked me into the wall, I'd probably take it further.


Hope this helps.

John Doe1

OP, did you watch that video of the runner slapping the female reporter's arse and get triggered? Story definitely did not happen.

antimatterx

Doesn't matter if you're a man, or woman, get over it.

TheRepentent

I'm jealous OP..the last person to slap my ass was my mammy

mrcheez

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

I. Cannot. Think. Why. The. OP. Decided. To. Start. This. Thread.

I. Cannot. Think. Why. I. Posted. In. After. Hours.

It doesn't take much to figure it out.

Something happened to me that meant nothing yet is apparently getting some bloke in the US criminally charged and general worldwide outrage.

It was a comment on the ridiculousness of the whole thing.

minikin

Depends on the context mrcheez, maybe she thought you were an easi single?

Raconteuse

mrcheez wrote: »

Something happened to me that meant nothing yet is apparently getting some bloke in the US criminally charged and general worldwide outrage.

Why didn't you make it clearer that you're a television reporter and were slapped on the arse in the middle of conducting a live report?

milehip

Samuri Suicide wrote: »

So many Americanisms in one thread.

I know,Right?

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

mrcheez wrote: »

I. Cannot. Think. Why. I. Posted. In. After. Hours.

It doesn't take much to figure it out.

Something happened to me that meant nothing yet is apparently getting some bloke in the US criminally charged and general worldwide outrage.

It was a comment on the ridiculousness of the whole thing.

Well, let’s just assume this did happen. I’ll humour you. Why did you not do anything about it? What was stopping you?

ILoveYourVibes

mrcheez wrote: »

I'm supposed to be outraged correct?

Or no because manager is female and I'm male

You should be outraged and you shouldn't let it go. Its a sign of disrespect and it undermines your professionalism and you.