Jobs you'd never do

mr_fegelien

I'd never be a nurse for the simple reason is that you'd deal with too much **** from patients. I know a female friend of mine who always wanted nursing but did an intership in TY and got harassed sexually by a few male patients. Also found out that the odd hours did not suit her.

Elemonator

None come to mind actually. I’d mostly do any job bar sewers or something!

Jonybgud

Thinly veiled I know a female thresd......

punisher5112

mr_fegelien wrote: »

I'd never be a nurse for the simple reason is that you'd deal with too much **** from patients. I know a female friend of mine who always wanted nursing but did an intership in TY and got harassed sexually by a few male patients. Also found out that the odd hours did not suit her.

Having to stick ones fingers up someone else's butt to give depository... No thanks...


Working as a drain unblocked and working on sewers.... It's satisfying of course getting unblocked etc but the smell and getting sh1t literally all over yourself no thanks.

Wallet inspector is another, it's not all it's cracked up to be and can be quite tiring.


Fair play to anyone who does these jobs as it's tough going...

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Deodorant Tester

these people poke their noses into other people's armpits to test the odour-fighting powers of deodorants.

Likeabossboss

Was the **** pun intended?

corner of hells

Lift engineer , bit to up and down for me.

D3V!L

Gynecologist, imaging having to work with a load of c*nts day in day out.

punisher5112

Bin operations personnel, how they're able for the meat collection from say butchers and then the brown bin collections with all those stewing juices flowing out the back.

punisher5112

Bus driver.....

Anything dealing with the public in general is absolutely soul destroying....

AlphabetCards

Teacher, the safeguarding problems would give me nightmares.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

On-call therapist to After Hours.

Aceandstuff

I would never do any job involving young children. I just don't like them.

beejee

Ryan tubridys personal pubic de-licer.

cj maxx

Repossession stuff. I just wouldn't do it.

Traffic warden/clamper.

Suckit

eir support agent.

Simmer down

I'd never be a History teacher. There's just no future in it.

Bio Mech

Garda. Either dealing with tragedy, monotony or the dregs or society. Couldn't do it

tipp_tipp_tipp

stay at home mother

tastyt

Secondary school teacher in all girls school. 2 mates working in these and looking to get out.

16/17 yr old teenage girls trying to get you in trouble. Another teacher in one of the schools has had topless pictures of a student sent to his phone by some of the girls and had to report it.

Obviously, as the responsible adult they have to rise above it but they say some of the blatant behaviour is outrageous including flashing and girls kissing eachother in class.

Sorry, but I'm not a strong or good enough person for that!!!

SEPT 23 1989

24hr Roadside HGV tyre changer

Purple Mountain

Boards moderator.

pgj2015

prison officer, dealing with scum every day.

any office job

Fann Linn

D3V!L wrote: »

Gynecologist, imaging having to work with a load of c*nts day in day out.

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look!

Ubbquittious

Clamper, airport security or any profession that entails annoying the sh1t out of everyone the whole day. I'd get no job satisfaction at all out of that

I did technical support for 5 years until one day I lost the head with a shower of cnuts I was dealing with so I have banned myself from that profession as well

pgj2015

Deleted User wrote: »

Traffic warden/clamper.

that job wouldnt bother me, some people need to be clamped or given tickets, they just think of themselves and park anywhere they like, double yellow lines, disabled spaces, taxi ranks etc fcuk them.

Ubbquittious

Fann Linn wrote: »

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look!

You might be their only option soon. A lot of ppl in that profession looking to get out of it, a lot of them worried about getting sued

Trump's Psychiatrist - you'd be mad to do it.

Vita nova

Painter/decorator, I've done a lot of house painting in my time and have always found it very boring. I can't imagine doing it full time for the rest of my working life.

I think you'd make a great nurse Mr fegelian..

_Brian

sugarman wrote: »

I dont know, if you have the freedom to pick and choose people i'd love it to winde up scumbags, the self entitled snobs / middle age aul wans etc...

The types that give others hassle, but nobody can give back.

Really.
You have the power to stop who you want, and your focus is middle aged auld wans.

AMKC

pgj2015 wrote: »

prison officer, dealing with scum every day.

any office job

Not everyone in prison is scum. Some people are just wrongly accused because the justice system in this country is a joke and because the Gards do not always do there jobs right. About 80 per cent are bad the other 20 per cent just unfortunate.

Firefighter. Just no for me I would faint in the heat and it takes a lot of training to get used to it. The people that do it do are very brave and amazing people.

Richard Hillman

Chugging - Ethics
Cold Call Sales - Ethics and soul destroying
Busy Restaurant Kitchen - Very hot, looks disorientating, chefs can be quite aggressive

barneygumble99

Being a waiter in a fancy restaurant and dealing with asswipes who think money buys you class.

valoren

IT Tech Support.

punisher5112

valoren wrote: »

IT Tech Support.

Hello... Did you turn it off and on again....

ksceniaonegina

Beautician doing waxing

racso1975

Vet.... Putting down animals. Not a hope

pgj2015

AMKC wrote: »

Not everyone in prison is scum. Some people are just wrongly accused because the justice system in this country is a joke and because the Gards do not always do there jobs right. About 80 per cent are bad the other 20 per cent just unfortunate.

Firefighter. Just no for me I would faint in the heat and it takes a lot of training to get used to it. The people that do it do are very brave and amazing people.

80 per cent is enough scum for me to be around.

gmisk

I would do most jobs if paid enough I guess

bubbles o hara

Work in a abattoir or anything involving hurting animals.

corner of hells

Theres blokes employed on the gates of Dublin Castle by the OPW , they're actually called gate constables and some of them are on real power trips , I knew a contracting plumber that's barred from Dublin Castle and when his boss investigated it , he was told hes barred for having a bad attitude.

enricoh

punisher5112 wrote: »

Bus driver.....

Anything dealing with the public in general is absolutely soul destroying....

One of my in-laws packed in as a barman n working away happily driving a bus.
Says any gob#&ites are gone 20 seconds later. In the boozer they could be there for his entire shift annoying him!

punisher5112

enricoh wrote: »

One of my in-laws packed in as a barman n working away happily driving a bus.
Says any gob#&ites are gone 20 seconds later. In the boozer they could be there for his entire shift annoying him!

Turf them out... Best part of the job...

Leo Demidov

cjmc wrote:

Repossession stuff. I just wouldn't do it.

I hear what you're saying, I just couldn't take it.

whatlliwear

Ambulance driver. It must be traumatizing at times.

Anything to do with heights.

Neames

Cheeky wink from gas character

Atlantic Dawn

Checkout operator, I would actually be done for manslaughter before my first shift would be up.

The level of upper end absolute idiot you meet trying to complete the simple task of loading groceries on the conveyor belt, bagging the goods and then paying for them.

mr_fegelien

whatlliwear wrote: »

Ambulance driver. It must be traumatizing at times.

I've personally never understood this. Why do people find dead bodies traumatizing? Isn't society obsessed with violence and gore on TV? Why is a dead person worse?