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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    Your Face wrote: »
    That comes across as very bitter.


    When you spend most of your time with women, you need a bit of a vent :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,266 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    It was more the "Dozens of different countries" that put me off honestly. I'm sure most of us red blooded males have slept with dozens of ladies

    Some people travel a lot , some might work in a tourist industry , hostel , TEFL etc where they are exposed to dozens of travellers from different countries who are enjoying young adult life


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Sure my self and a buddy in crime went through US birds like a bad curry (we worked and lived together in a touristy town with hoards of Yanks out drinking Guinness). It was a turkey shoot...


    At the height of our powers, we were ticking off all the different US states we had been through.

    Hope you “wrapped” before you “tapped”.

    I know a couple of lads who still get a burning “reminder” of some American girls every once in awhile.

    The tide is turning…



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    English women all seem to see themselves as a “Bridget Jones” type. Every new fella is “the one”, there’s always drama.

    I imagine the next generation of Irish women will all see themselves as “Complete Aislings” with the same effect.


    God, I hope not. I like the Irish women outside of Dublin


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,505 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    Greyfox wrote: »
    Spanish women are average at best. I was at a stags last year in Budapest, 90% of the women there were gorgeous, definitely the best place for gorgeous women

    Hungarians are a good looking people but cold as ice and more dour than German's


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Sure my self and a buddy in crime went through US birds like a bad curry (we worked and lived together in a touristy town with hoards of Yanks out drinking Guinness). It was a turkey shoot...


    At the height of our powers, we were ticking off all the different US states we had been through.

    Doolin ? Epic spot for a single guy in the summer months.

    Durty Nellie's Bunratty in its heyday was really good spot if you are interested in meeting someone from America who's looking for a nice Irish guy for fun...

    I'm sure one particular guy in that neighborhood has a few kids dotted around the globe..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭tylercheribini


    Its rather presumptuous to suggest that every fella desires to shag everything that moves and if you dont then you are clearly jealous of those who do, each to their own.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Hope you “wrapped” before you “tapped”.

    I know a couple of lads who still get a burning “reminder” of some American girls every once in awhile.


    I have to admit E, my form on that front was as inconsistent as a mid table League 1 side. Played Russian Roulette with several bullets in the chamber a good few times.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    nthclare wrote: »
    Doolin ? Epic spot for a single guy in the summer months.

    Durty Nellie's Bunratty in its heyday was really good spot if you are interested in meeting someone from America who's looking for a nice Irish guy for fun...

    I'm sure one particular guy in that neighborhood has a few kids dotted around the globe..


    No but cheers for the tip.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    God, I hope not. I like the Irish women outside of Dublin

    Ah, maybe I’m being overly harsh, or not fair, but I do hate these awful “archetypes” who pop up every now and then.

    The tide is turning…



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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I have to admit E, my form on that front was as inconsistent as a mid table League 1 side. Played Russian Roulette with several bullets in the chamber a good few times.

    No judgement here, P.

    We’ve all been that “soldier” and know the score. “When drink is in sense is out” and “when the lad gets hard the brain goes soft”.

    It’s just standard “advice” one gives, that “burning” dose sounds horrific and something you wouldn’t wish on anyone.

    Glad to hear you’ve gotten through “unscathed”.

    The tide is turning…



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I'm 54 years old, so I suppose I'm probably a bit older than the average poster around here. There's an awful lot of overthinking these days about getting the ride, and a sinister undertone of anger behind many of the view expressed about hopping into the leaba with someone to do the old 'beast with two backs'. Think lots of folks are getting overly neurotic about it all, and stuff like 'women from X are better than Irish women', or 'it's all feminisms fault, and women will regret it', or 'I prefer to get to know them as a person before deciding to sleep with them' seems very common. I'd say most of it is down to spending too much time on social media before trying to pull the mickey off themselves to online gonzo porn.

    I've banged at least 60 women in the past 3 years, and I haven't had to read any books, do any courses, put women up on a pedestal for worship, pay them for it, or get pec implants. My secret involves having a few pints, not dressing like a tramp, maintaining eye contact, and being myself. Which is very funny and charming in fairness. Coppers isn't for lads my age, but they do play a slow set down there. Bit of romance and flirting can often lead to burning your arse off the lightbulb a few hours later.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    As Confucius say:

    "He who hesitates...masturbates"


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    I'm 54 years old, so I suppose I'm probably a bit older than the average poster around here. There's an awful lot of overthinking these days about getting the ride, and a sinister undertone of anger behind many of the view expressed about hopping into the leaba with someone to do the old 'beast with two backs'. Think lots of folks are getting overly neurotic about it all, and stuff like 'women from X are better than Irish women', or 'it's all feminisms fault, and women will regret it', or 'I prefer to get to know them as a person before deciding to sleep with them' seems very common. I'd say most of it is down to spending too much time on social media before trying to pull the mickey off themselves to online gonzo porn.

    I've banged at least 60 women in the past 3 years, and I haven't had to read any books, do any courses, put women up on a pedestal for worship, pay them for it, or get pec implants. My secret involves having a few pints, not dressing like a tramp, maintaining eye contact, and being myself. Which is very funny and charming in fairness. Coppers isn't for lads my age, but they do play a slow set down there. Bit of romance and flirting can often lead to burning your arse off the lightbulb a few hours later.


    Or burning your arse from your worn jocks Johnny!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,934 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    I'm 54 years old, so I suppose I'm probably a bit older than the average poster around here. There's an awful lot of overthinking these days about getting the ride, and a sinister undertone of anger behind many of the view expressed about hopping into the leaba with someone to do the old 'beast with two backs'. Think lots of folks are getting overly neurotic about it all, and stuff like 'women from X are better than Irish women', or 'it's all feminisms fault, and women will regret it', or 'I prefer to get to know them as a person before deciding to sleep with them' seems very common. I'd say most of it is down to spending too much time on social media before trying to pull the mickey off themselves to online gonzo porn.

    I've banged at least 60 women in the past 3 years, and I haven't had to read any books, do any courses, put women up on a pedestal for worship, pay them for it, or get pec implants. My secret involves having a few pints, not dressing like a tramp, maintaining eye contact, and being myself. Which is very funny and charming in fairness. Coppers isn't for lads my age, but they do play a slow set down there. Bit of romance and flirting can often lead to burning your arse off the lightbulb a few hours later.




    do you only like the fat birds?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,805 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    So this is what locker room talk is, very interesting


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    Wanderer78 wrote: »
    So this is what locker room talk is, very interesting


    I am enjoying this thread. I feel like it's like the high school years again or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    I'm 54 years old, so I suppose I'm probably a bit older than the average poster around here. There's an awful lot of overthinking these days about getting the ride, and a sinister undertone of anger behind many of the view expressed about hopping into the leaba with someone to do the old 'beast with two backs'. Think lots of folks are getting overly neurotic about it all, and stuff like 'women from X are better than Irish women', or 'it's all feminisms fault, and women will regret it', or 'I prefer to get to know them as a person before deciding to sleep with them' seems very common. I'd say most of it is down to spending too much time on social media before trying to pull the mickey off themselves to online gonzo porn.

    I've banged at least 60 women in the past 3 years, and I haven't had to read any books, do any courses, put women up on a pedestal for worship, pay them for it, or get pec implants. My secret involves having a few pints, not dressing like a tramp, maintaining eye contact, and being myself. Which is very funny and charming in fairness. Coppers isn't for lads my age, but they do play a slow set down there. Bit of romance and flirting can often lead to burning your arse off the lightbulb a few hours later.


    I'm curious about the age range? Are they close to your age?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,805 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    I am enjoying this thread. I feel like it's like the high school years again or something.


    Oh it's something alright, or nothing, I'm not sure yet


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Or burning your arse from your worn jocks Johnny!!


    I don't wear my jocks when riding, Hector. I'm not English.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I am enjoying this thread. I feel like it's like the high school years again or something.


    Here, go away with that nonsense.

    This is all sage and solemn advice built up over many decades of tried and tested techniques. There is nobody in "High School" coming out with wisdom of this depth and sincerity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    Here, go away with that nonsense.

    This is all sage and solemn advice built up over many decades of tried and tested techniques. There is nobody in "High School" coming out with wisdom of this depth and sincerity.


    Chillax, I meant more just talking about women and not High School in a derogatory way.

    Also, what sage and solemn advice? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    Oh, this thread is great. Let's leave it alone.



    If the ladies can have their nail salon talk, then leave the lads their locker room.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland



    Also, what sage and solemn advice? :P

    No hat, no swim.

    The tide is turning…



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    I'm not ugly and I have game..maybe they just don't like Irish men?


    A real class act ain't ya....................


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,075 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    "High school"? What in jaysus' name is that?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Wibbs wrote: »
    "High school"? What in jaysus' name is that?

    There’s one in Rathgar, maybe they meant that one.

    The tide is turning…



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,075 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    This [insert nationality here] women are [insert trait here] is 100% grade A 24 karat organically grown farmer's choice ballsology. I've gone out with two Spanish women and they were quite different in temperament(and look/style for that matter), mad idea that may be. Even if and it's a non existent if, there were broad cultural differences with Spanish women(tm), which culture? Apparently a Basque woman STEM graduate is the same as a Catalan fitness instructor. Same goes for Italian women, or "Mediterranean Women". Are some guys here actually claiming that all Irish women they know are the same? Are ye the same as all Irish men? It's a load of me bollocks.

    The reasons for this stuff(and I've heard similar from non Irish guys too BTW) are down to the exotic factor, both in the women and as a guy overseas having flingettes(and the extra confidence that brings), the fantasy women that's out there factor, or knowing feck all women in general, so ascribing traits to them by remote control.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    As some balance I have a new Spanish pal, a young lad, tall, handsome and very good craic, and he says he has terrible trouble getting an Irish girl. No problem with Spanish girls but zero luck with the locals. It is odd because he is a lovely young fella.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Zorya wrote: »
    As some balance I have a new Spanish pal, a young lad, tall, handsome and very good craic, and he says he has terrible trouble getting an Irish girl. No problem with Spanish girls but zero luck with the locals. It is odd because he is a lovely young fella.

    Give him a sympathy bang zorya


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