Give the first false name you can think of?

freshpopcorn · 25-09-2019 7:30pm #1

Let's just pretend your in a position and you have to give a false name.
What's the first one you can think of?

Mine is Aidan O'Shea!

EmmetSpiceland · 25-09-2019 7:31pm

Goan

Zorya · 25-09-2019 7:32pm

Johnny Mac Finnerty. Oh no help Im a lady, I meant Mary Mac Grifferty, ossifer.

harry Bailey esq · 25-09-2019 7:33pm

Larry Daly esq.

odyssey06 · 25-09-2019 7:34pm

Art Vandelay.

PsychoPete · 25-09-2019 7:34pm

Molester Stallone but guaranteed to make the situation worse

fineso.mom · 25-09-2019 7:34pm

Jim Higgins. But I am a lady person so it wont work.

Leg End Reject · 25-09-2019 7:34pm

Jane Doe

JohnnyFlash · 25-09-2019 7:34pm

My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.

Ted_YNWA · 25-09-2019 7:35pm

Harry Bailey

u140acro3xs7dm · 25-09-2019 7:37pm

Dinky Frinkbuster

BDI · 25-09-2019 7:37pm

Colm Gaffney

It’s probably a celeb or local businessman, no idea.

completedit · 25-09-2019 7:37pm

Pea
Tear
Gryfin

Yeah Peter Griffin

jammiedodgers · 25-09-2019 7:38pm

Mike Hunt

kneemos · 25-09-2019 7:39pm

Donny O' Duchualla

TheValeyard · 25-09-2019 7:40pm

Benedict Arnold

razorblunt · 25-09-2019 7:40pm

Quentin Cuthbert.

glaswegian · 25-09-2019 7:41pm

Hugh Jarse.

alchemist33 · 25-09-2019 7:42pm

Arturo Van Der Dingdong

sligojoek · 25-09-2019 7:44pm

Larry Murphy.

irishkopite 2011 · 25-09-2019 7:44pm

Max Power

super_furry · 25-09-2019 7:44pm

Timmy Murphy

RhubarbCrumble · 25-09-2019 7:44pm

Regina Phalange.

Immortal Starlight · 25-09-2019 7:44pm

Lady Fanny Of Omaha

harry Bailey esq · 25-09-2019 7:47pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Harry Bailey

If the Garda stop you on the road, it's probably not the best alias to give Ted, you might be waiting a while before you get the pass to go about the rest of your day..

Temptamperu · 25-09-2019 7:47pm

Max Power I got it of a hoover

punisher5112 · 25-09-2019 7:49pm

Tod umptus

suicide_circus · 25-09-2019 7:50pm

Harrison Archer

Ulysses Gaze · 25-09-2019 7:51pm

Ulysses Gaze no longer exists.....

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

spuddy90 · 25-09-2019 7:51pm

Tom Ford

Gregor Samsa · 25-09-2019 7:51pm

Gregor Samsa

glaswegian · 25-09-2019 7:52pm

Max Headroom.

Ted_YNWA · 25-09-2019 7:53pm

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

If the Garda stop you on the road, it's probably not the best alias to give Ted, you might be waiting a while before you get the pass to go about the rest of your day..

I thought being known to them was a good thing.

Ned Led Zeppo · 25-09-2019 7:54pm

Matt Emulsion.

25-09-2019 7:54pm

Cecil

The Tetrarch · 25-09-2019 7:54pm

George Webster

Hal3000 · 25-09-2019 7:56pm

Billy Ray Valentine

harry Bailey esq · 25-09-2019 7:57pm

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Ulysses Gaze no longer exists.....

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Dr. Nguyen Van Phouc.

Skylinehead · 25-09-2019 7:58pm

Randy Randerson.

bop1977 · 25-09-2019 8:01pm

prawo jazdy

dxhound2005 · 25-09-2019 8:02pm

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Ulysses Gaze no longer exists.....

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Hola.

10pennymixup · 25-09-2019 8:03pm

Ronnie Pickering!

Skip to 1:45.

Ted_YNWA · 25-09-2019 8:04pm

Bill Derr

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-09-2019 8:12pm

Phil McCrakin.

harry Bailey esq · 25-09-2019 8:14pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I thought being known to them was a good thing.

It is, don't get me wrong. Sometimes however, decent enough as they are and with all due respect to them, it's like dealing with toddlers. Just question after question after question... Eventually you just give up and find yerself staring at the wall and uttering not a single word, waiting for up to 72 hours until they get bored and stop.