Chatting up females?

Kermit.de.frog

I'm the strong silent type. I require your killer lines for chatting up the females, please.

I put to use once process is complete.

Female whats

Penguins?

Leg End Reject

Don't call us females for a start.

Boom_Bap

I'm a mod on boards.ie, drop your pants.

Kermit.de.frog

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I'm the strong silent type. I require your killer lines for chatting up the females, please.

I put to use once process is complete.

Where's that PUA rereg when you need him?

Hoboo

Try breaking the ice one of the hundreds of random questions you've managed to start threads with?

Yer Da sells Avon

nullzero

Did you just assume people's genders OP?

Go commit your hate crimes somewhere else.

Hoboo

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Don't call us females for a start.

I find that really creepy.

Just be honest with them, with a sprinkling of lies throughout any conversation. Be yourself, along with being the person you want them to think you are, and invite them to go with you somewhere, but be specific with them regarding where you'd like to go, whilst remaining vague and open-ended enough to be flexible.

u140acro3xs7dm

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I'm the strong silent type.

Like Gary Cooper?

JohnnyFlash

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.

Works every time.

Leg End Reject

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Miss Piggy? It's your lucky day, I'm Kermit."

Coraline Gentle Gentlewoman

Coraline Gentle Gentlewoman wrote: »

Like Gary Cooper?

Or Hodor.

Kermit.de.frog

Leg End Reject wrote: »

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Miss Piggy? It's your lucky day, I'm Kermit."

It didn't work out

TheValeyard

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

Or Hodor.

Probably more Hannibal Lecter

Leg End Reject

Hoboo wrote: »

I find that really creepy.

I find it socially inept, it's like announcing you're a virgin and looking for a pity ride.

Always Tired

I don't think you should start with pickup lines, cure yourself of deep rooted prickness first.

Female is the adjective, woman is the noun.

Feisar

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I find it socially inept, it's like announcing you're a virgin and looking for a pity ride.

A ride, is a ride though.

Force Carrier

Is your Dad a thief?

Because you have a bit of a nack look about you.

blinding

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Don't call us females for a start.

Oak-a-dokey Cock .

Leg End Reject

Feisar wrote: »

A ride, is a ride though.

Do you know many women who ride men out of pity?

italodisco

Don't chat anyone up

Just chat to them , if there's a connection it will be obvious.

Just have a laugh and if you get a good vibe just mention you're at a loose end next week and do they fancy a pint a pint / walk around town etc.

If you're just looking for a 1 nighter go to pubs associated with country folk, no effort required lol

begbysback

How you doin?

TheShow

Chatting up of women is no longer permitted unless you make an advance appointment with at least two weeks notice and a full executive summary of your intentions.

super_furry

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I'm the strong silent type. I require your killer lines for chatting up the females, please.

I put to use once process is complete.

Don't fall for it folks, he's a Terminator.

Leg End Reject

blinding wrote: »

Oak-a-dokey Cock .

It's okey dokey, sweetheart.

Earthhorse

Don't mind the females in this thread, OP.

They're obviously not going to reveal what chat up lines work on them to the males such as ourselves.

Kermit.de.frog

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Do you know many women who ride men out of pity?

You're the one with 'reject' in your username :pac:

#justsayin

TheShow

Borneo Function wrote: »

It's a common misconception that the approach is the hardest part in chatting up a girl. It's not. The hard part is keeping the conversation going for the first 5-10 minutes. After that, if you get her hooked, the interaction will flow normally and you're in with a shot.

Using a clever and overly witty opening line will often backfire and make you look like a tryhard. Since I mostly sleep with foreign women these days, my standard opener is simply 'hi, where are you from?'

Foreign ladies are indeed less up their own holes than Irish women, and more open to conversation.

Feisar

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Do you know many women who ride men out of pity?

My wife!

Joking aside, no pity does rarely get one the ride, I feel men are more charitable in this regard?
I used to always maintain that being described as "harmless" was the worst insult ever. Have you or any other lady here ever rode someone who they'd describe as harmless?

blinding

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It's okey dokey, sweetheart.

I’m In .;):D:

Kermit.de.frog

Borneo Function wrote: »

It's a common misconception that the approach is the hardest part in chatting up a girl. It's not. The hard part is keeping the conversation going for the first 5-10 minutes. After that, if you get her hooked, the interaction will flow normally and you're in with a shot.

Using a clever and overly witty opening line will often backfire and make you look like a tryhard. Since I mostly sleep with foreign women these days, my standard opener is simply 'hi, where are you from?'

Good advice *thumbs up*

Leg End Reject

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You're the one with 'reject' in your username :pac:

#justsayin

You're the one looking for advice on pulling "females" and named after a muppet, Kermit.

Redneck Reject

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You're the one with 'reject' in your username :pac:

#justsayin

What is wrong with rejects??

Samuel T. Cogley

Just go to Coppers and ask ten different 'females' for a ride, you're more than likely going to find one willing.

blinding

Redneck Reject wrote: »

What is wrong with rejects??

Are they ok for sperm injects ?

Leg End Reject

Feisar wrote: »

My wife!

Joking aside, no pity does rarely get one the ride, I feel men are more charitable in this regard?
I used to always maintain that being described as "harmless" was the worst insult ever. Have you or any other lady here ever rode someone who they'd describe as harmless?

No, and harmless is the worst insult ever.

blinding wrote: »

I’m In .;):D:

Oh, I didn't notice ... :pac:

blinding

Leg End Reject wrote: »

No, and harmless is the worst insult ever.


Oh, I didn't notice ... :pac:

Are you one of those loose women because I popped my head in for a look :eek:

Leg End Reject

blinding wrote: »

Are you one of those lose women because I popped my head in for a look :eek:

I'm not lost.

Feisar

Beetlejuice PUA wrote: »

"Harmless" is a nice disqualifier to add to one's arsenal.

Wow, that didn't take long!

US2

Just grab her by the pussy

Hobosan

Tell the woman you'd gladly eat her pussy in public if ye were in Hanoi.

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punisher5112

I love how you look getting out of the shower....

Redneck Reject

I haven't used pickup lines since the 80's.If I were to use those same lines in this day and age, I'd probably be arrested,heh.

punisher5112

Do you come here often as I do....

Leg End Reject

Redneck Reject wrote: »

I haven't used pickup lines since the 80's.If I were to use those same lines in this day and age, I'd probably be arrested,heh.

Go on and give us a laugh. If you have the timing and personality to deliver them, they can be very effective.

One eyed Jack

Feisar wrote: »

Wow, that didn't take long!

That’s what she said...

BDI

Hello, what’s your name?

Blah blah stuff about her having a name

What you doing there?

Blah blah boring stuff aboutbwhatever she is doing there,

Any plans for the weekend

Blah blah boring stuff about her weekend, listen for least boring thing and say oh ask a question about it

After awhile she will realize she has been talking for ages without anybody bothering her and will be delighted and feel really interesting.

She will ask you out after that if you arnt ugly.

Yer Da sells Avon

TheShow wrote: »

Foreign ladies are indeed less up their own holes than Irish women, and more open to conversation.

The men's rights weirdos on here would be up in arms if someone made a similarly incorrect and derogatory generalisation about Irish men.

Deebles McBeebles