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Things that look like an arse hole

  • 02-09-2019 5:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭


    "Your driving license photo, Hammer....."

    Great but not what we're looking for.

    I'll start:

    The Ulster Bank logo.

    ulsterbank_blue_bg.jpg

    Your turn.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,261 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Boris Johnson

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭scotchy


    Just checked my Ulster bank Visa card.

    Ill never be able to look at it again without thinking of this thread.

    :(

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 751 ✭✭✭quintana76


    Ryan Tubridy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Forty Seven


    Insert politicians name you don't agree with here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Bono.
    Leo Veruka.
    Joe Brolly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭babi-hrse


    An old man's mouth when he takes his teeth out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭NSAman


    babi-hrse wrote: »
    An old man's mouth when he takes his teeth out

    Should have gone to spec savers... he was bending over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Hilary Clinton


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    As I said, we're not looking for names or people lads. We're looking for things, like the knot on a balloon or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Stupid duck face selfies. Arße mouth.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Tea towel holder.

    C1236180-1-F5-F-415-A-8912-D8-F31-A9-D9-EF4.jpg
    picture share


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Johnnie onion ring


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    As I said, we're not looking for names or people lads. We're looking for things, like the knot on a balloon or something.

    The knot on a balloon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    As I said, we're not looking for names or people lads. We're looking for things, like the knot on a balloon or something.
    Berties_Horse's mirror.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    As I said, we're not looking for names or people lads. We're looking for things, like the knot on a balloon or something.

    Hillary Clinton is a thing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,261 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    As I said, we're not looking for names or people lads. We're looking for things, like the knot on a balloon or something.

    Boris Johnson

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    As I said, we're not looking for names or people lads. We're looking for things, like the knot on a balloon or something.

    Where did you say that ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,261 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Where did you say that ?

    He didnt.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Where did you say that ?

    I meant with the driving license thing.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,949 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Ulster bank ad on the page, now that I've seen it I can't unsee it.

    An innie belly button on saggy skin bears a passing resemblance too.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Berties_Horse's mirror.

    Still smarting after I shredded you on the crisp thread. Watch out for that ulcer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    He didnt.

    I know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I meant with the driving license thing.

    ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,684 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Donald Trump’s moue.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    He didnt.

    He just did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Ulster bank ad on the page, now that I've seen it I can't unsee it.

    I work for them. This is all a marketing strategy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Thread could do with more confusion, 7/10.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Thread could do with more confusion, 7/10.

    And less arseholes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Andrew00


    Eating a woman's hole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Jakey Rolling


    A chocolate starfish

    100412.2526@compuserve.com



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,949 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I work for them. This is all a marketing strategy.

    Could you be arsed switching your account? Just take it up the hoop with Ulster bank.

    Has a certain ring to it alright ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    7c275c7e6cc3a13e5340eabc476105c5.jpg



    Edit: Oh! Arse not ass!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    And less arseholes.


    More things that look like an arse hole would be great though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    A child's drawing of the sun.

    suns-01_PKovarik.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    More things that look like an arse hole would be great though.

    I think we'll need a few more hundred things that look like arse holes before a mod opens a new thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    0-E4793-A6-AFDA-4-D85-8-F5-B-A190-B117-A0-F6.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,684 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Still smarting after I shredded you on the crisp thread. Watch out for that ulcer.

    Was that when you said he didn't have an “original thought” in his head...by lifting a Johnny Carson line?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Supernintento Chalmers


    Still smarting after I shredded you on the crisp thread. Watch out for that ulcer.

    ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Gonad


    Top of an apple


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Paradise PD logo


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was that when you said he didn't have an “original thought” in his head...by lifting a Johnny Carson line?

    Rich coming from a poster who parrots FG propaganda.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Ulster Bank symbol is supposed to represent the UK's Union Flag ('Union Jack')

    Very appropriate arsehole reference IMO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Gonad wrote: »
    Top of an apple

    That's f*ckin sick, man. Love it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,684 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Gonad wrote: »
    Top of an apple

    Peaches have something similar, although it looks like it’s trying to “pass” a stubby, and wide, “log”

    588e632a9743adc76e6b03d5b42f6183--donut-peach-princeton.jpg

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Now this subset is very interesting. Things that look like assholes doing their primary function.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,140 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    My daughter calls Sea Anomies her “bum friends”

    tealia.jpeg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Lough Neagh:

    1920px-Lough_Neagh_by_Sentinel-2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Lough Neagh:

    1920px-Lough_Neagh_by_Sentinel-2.jpg

    You should stop eating hot curry,and see a doctor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,684 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    The humble “asterisk”:

    Symbol%20G3_Asterisk.JPG

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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