Milk was poured over car...

McGrath5

Some lovely little scrote decided it would be a great laugh to pour a full litre of milk over the car a few nights back.

Unfortunately I was away when this happened therefore it had a full 36 hours to dry in. I have washed the car a couple of times and removed 90% of it, however there are still a few marks on the paintwork that I haven't gotten out by simply washing.

Does anybody know of anyway to remove these dried in milk marks without damaging the paintwork?

Thanks!

amadangomor

McGrath5 wrote: »

Some lovely little scrote decided it would be a great laugh to pour a full litre of milk over the car a few nights back.

Unfortunately I was away when this happened therefore it had a full 36 hours to dry in. I have washed the car a couple of times and removed 90% of it, however there are still a few marks on the paintwork that I haven't gotten out by simply washing.

Does anybody know of anyway to remove these dried in milk marks without damaging the paintwork?

Thanks!

Are you sure it was milk? :eek:

Spook_ie

amadangomor wrote: »

Are you sure it was milk? :eek:

Yeah they might have been a load of ****

garv123

McGrath5 wrote: »

Some lovely little scrote decided it would be a great laugh to pour a full litre of milk over the car a few nights back.

Unfortunately I was away when this happened therefore it had a full 36 hours to dry in. I have washed the car a couple of times and removed 90% of it, however there are still a few marks on the paintwork that I haven't gotten out by simply washing.

Does anybody know of anyway to remove these dried in milk marks without damaging the paintwork?

Thanks!

Give the whole car a polish.

colm_mcm

I’d say it’s a cereal offender.

ianobrien

OP, I'd try giving the marks a shot of a clay bar and only resort to the polish if claying doesn't work. Also, the Detailing Sub-Forum would be a good place to ask and get specific advice.

Have you any photos? When your rub your finger over it, is it bumpy and raised or small depressions? If it's bumpy and raised, you've something stuck on the paint and claying "should" work. If it's depressions, the clear coat is etched and it may need a polish. If it's etched down to paint and paint is gone, thats a problem.

Basically get photos so we can see and help

Edit - If you don't have a clay bar to hand, try soaking. Get a few wet cloths, spread them over the marks and keep them there for a few hours (and keep them wet). That could soften them enough to come off with a wash.

Midnight_EG

How dairy :mad:









:pac:

Jimmy Bottlehead

Bucarkke

McGrath5

amadangomor wrote: »

Are you sure it was milk? :eek:

Yes, I have them on camera. In fact it was Super milk.

Buffman

McGrath5 wrote: »

Some lovely little scrote decided it would be a great laugh to pour a full litre of milk over the car a few nights back.

Don't be too sour about it OP, no point in crying over spilled milk!

McGrath5 wrote: »

In fact it was Super milk.

At least they used the good stuff!

JJJJNR

Thread went sour very quick.

Duane Dibbley

McGrath5 wrote: »

Yes, I have them on camera. In fact it was Super milk.

Can you identify them or were they in Cow-moo-flage

McGrath5

Thanks everyone for helping me to see the lighter side, I hope this isn't the first of a cereal of attacks

Midnight_EG

McGrath5 wrote: »

Thanks everyone for helping me to see the lighter side, I hope this isn't the first of a cereal of attacks

At least you're not sour about us milking this thread :P

Blanc von lobster

Midnight_EG wrote: »

At least you're not sour about us milking this thread :P

Well, there's no point crying over it.

endacl

Damn.

All the good puns are gone.

:mad:

Samuel T. Cogley

endacl wrote: »

Damn.

All the good puns are gone.

:mad:

Completely milked it tbh.

endacl

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Completely milked it tbh.

There must be an udder one or two!

bazz26

Moo..ve along, nothing more to see here.

Spook_ie

Must be something he can use to cownter the effects?

testarossa40

I'd be apop-lactic if that happened to me :pac:

Boradriver

Does OP have any beef with anyone?

KathleenGrant

I call bull......Oh wait,...

BuboBubo

Was it the milky car kid?

artanevilla

Make sure you park your car somewhere safer next time. You can’t be Avonmore of that.

Bargain_Hound

Op that’s rough - Thought I herd it all, but milk?!

COWards...

sligojoek

Put it up for auction. You'll get a milky car bid.

beauf

All getting a bit cheezy now

gozunda

McGrath5 wrote: »

Yes, I have them on camera. In fact it was Super milk.

From Super Cows? :eek:

You could udderstand all right if you were buying that 'I can't believe it's not milk' rubbish and you were putting them out of a job or something.

TJJP

Autoglym super resin polish. Will take a little bit of work but removes suncream etc. no problem.

https://www.autoglym.com/super-resin-polish

whiskeyman

Be careful paying for any milk cleanup.
Your card might get skimmed!

Wheety

Make sure it's completely removed before the winter. Don't want it friesian to the paint.

Emmersonn

A good Jersey would stop it friesan

sligojoek

Did it come from a limousin cow?

Allinall

McGrath5 wrote: »

Yes, I have them on camera. In fact it was Super milk.

Did you replay the footage on a milk monitor?

biko

Go to a local car wash that has hot water washes. Hot water, along with detergents, will dissolve the milk fats

Brian Scan

Anyone else beginning to suffer from lactose intolerance?

Comhrá

Totally cheesed off this thread now.

JJJJNR

I'm sure we can churn a few more puns out only three pages in.

gozunda

JJJJNR wrote: »

I'm sure we can churn a few more puns out only three pages in.

But to be serious - the pint is that these type of wee bullocks just cream other people off doing this kind of thing. Butter properly wouldn't melt in their mouth according to their moothers ...

Redneck Reject

You could try mixing a very diluted mix of warm water and lemon juice to combat the enzymes of the milk.