Why don't we make cheese from woman's milk?

14dMoney

Would it not make more sense?

RebelButtMunch

14dMoney wrote: »

Would it not make more sense?

Edgy

TheShow

what would the vegans think? which makes me wonder, do vegans breastfeed?

14dMoney

TheShow wrote: »

what would the vegans think? which makes me wonder, do vegans breastfeed?

That's what I mean. Would it not be the ethical thing to do?

maudgonner

This lad does...https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/mommys-milk-cheese-recipe.htm


Tough to get the woman to stand still for the milking though, they're fierce fidgety. You'd also be wise to use a kick bar.

Zamboni

I just puked in my mouth

Gatling

Tittizorella imagine that ..

TheShow

14dMoney wrote: »

That's what I mean. Would it not be the ethical thing to do?

Breast milk is not plant based so surely they would be vehemently against it.

14dMoney

TheShow wrote: »

Breast milk is not plant based so surely they would be vehemently against it.

But no animals would be harmed. Production would be from out of work wet-nurses like.

One eyed Jack

14dMoney wrote: »

Would it not make more sense?

Make more sense than what?

Human breast milk doesn’t have enough protein in it for starters, and a lactating woman will only be able to produce about a pint a day. You could mix that with milk from other species to make about three ounces of cheese, so it just wouldn’t make any sense from an economy of scale perspective either as it would be an incredibly expensive endeavour with fcukall return on investment.

14dMoney

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Make more sense than what?

Human breast milk doesn’t have enough protein in it for starters, and a lactating woman will only be able to produce about a pint a day. You could mix that with milk from other species to make about three ounces of cheese, so it just wouldn’t make any sense from an economy of scale perspective either as it would be an incredibly expensive endeavour with fcukall return on investment.

Surely there's hormones you could feed them to produce more?

Sardonicat

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Make more sense than what?

Human breast milk doesn’t have enough protein in it for starters, and a lactating woman will only be able to produce about a pint a day. You could mix that with milk from other species to make about three ounces of cheese, so it just wouldn’t make any sense from an economy of scale perspective either as it would be an incredibly expensive endeavour with fcukall return on investment.

Jack, you seem disturbingly well informed about booby cheese.

One eyed Jack

14dMoney wrote: »

Surely there's hormones you could feed them to produce more?

Then it’s not worthwhile in the first place, is it?

Water John

The breast milk bank is short of supplies today, that's a better use of it. Spread the word but it's probably men are on this thread.
https://www.thejournal.ie/breast-milk-bank-donations-4759547-Aug2019/

14dMoney

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Then it’s not worthwhile in the first place, is it?

If you increase production to worthwhile levels, then of course it is. The proof is in the pudding.

Sin City

Well thats enough internet for me today

Sardonicat

14dMoney wrote: »

If you increase production to worthwhile levels, then of course it is. The proof is in the pudding.

Milk pudding?

Unearthly

TheShow wrote: »

Breast milk is not plant based so surely they would be vehemently against it.

Human mother consents therefore it's ok.

Working class heroes

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-12569011

14dMoney

Unearthly wrote: »

Human mother consents therefore it's ok.

But the mother isn't plant based?

Unearthly

14dMoney wrote: »

But the mother isn't plant based?

You need to do some research on the basics of what veganism is

14dMoney

Working class heroes wrote: »

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-12569011

I SAID CHEESE! ONLY CHEESE! START YOUR OWN THREAD BUSTER!

14dMoney

14dMoney wrote: »

I SAID CHEESE! ONLY CHEESE! START YOUR OWN THREAD BUSTER!

This thread is a busted flush. Not that it ever held promise.

blinding

Could something salty be made from Man Milk ?

This would reduce unemployment quite easily on a world wide basis .

Who can’t be milked ?

Cee-Jay-Cee

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Make more sense than what?

Human breast milk doesn’t have enough protein in it for starters, and a lactating woman will only be able to produce about a pint a day. You could mix that with milk from other species to make about three ounces of cheese, so it just wouldn’t make any sense from an economy of scale perspective either as it would be an incredibly expensive endeavour with fcukall return on investment.

Sounds like you've researched this....perv.

Apollinaris

14dMoney wrote: »

Would it not make more sense?

I think you have absolutely no idea. Must have failed biology miserably. Or just a very weak attempt to troll.

topper75

Gatling wrote: »

Tittizorella imagine that ..

Or gazongazola, teta, maybe even some brascarpone?

14dMoney

Apollinaris wrote: »

I think you have absolutely no idea. Must have failed biology miserably. Or just a very weak attempt to troll.

I did physics instead of biology.

OU812

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWaraINnuM

blinding

blinding wrote: »

Could something salty be made from Man Milk ?

We already have an inbuilt function where we can make cheese.

14dMoney

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

We already have an inbuilt function where we can make cheese.

Well if you leave your helmet for long enough without washing it, a type of cheese forms.

One eyed Jack

14dMoney wrote: »

If you increase production to worthwhile levels, then of course it is. The proof is in the pudding.

You’ve yet to explain how your idea makes... well, any sense really?

What’s wrong with how cheese is produced already that producing “cheese” made from breast milk would make more sense than?

There are food safety standards that must be observed which make it difficult for anyone to offer their home-made “cheese” to the general public for human consumption.

Your idea just doesn’t make any sense on any level, which is why it’s not done.

14dMoney

One eyed Jack wrote: »

You’ve yet to explain how your idea makes... well, any sense really?

What’s wrong with how cheese is produced already that producing “cheese” made from breast milk would make more sense than?

There are food safety standards that must be observed which make it difficult for anyone to offer their home-made “cheese” to the general public for human consumption.

Your idea just doesn’t make any sense on any level, which is why it’s not done.

People like you would hold back the electric car if you could.

One eyed Jack

14dMoney wrote: »

People like you would hold back the electric car if you could.

Y’know at least we’re agreed on that much :pac:

Sardonicat

14dMoney wrote: »

Well if you leave your helmet for long enough without washing it, a type of cheese forms.

I read an article a few years ago about a woman who made yoghurt in her vagina...

Thelonious Monk

https://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/this-woman-is-making-sourdough-bread-out-of-her-vaginal-yeast-5523443/

Vaginal yeast bread. My fave.

14dMoney

Sardonicat wrote: »

I read an article a few years ago about a woman who made yoghurt in her vagina...

JUST CHEESE!

Clareman

Where does honey milk come from?? Boo-Bees

Shemale

One eyed Jack wrote: »

What’s wrong with how cheese is produced already that producing “cheese” made from breast milk would make more sense than?

Greenhouse emissions, non vegan women are more eco friendly. I am not sure if vegans produce more methane than cows or not

Sardonicat

Sardonicat wrote: »

I read an article a few years ago about a woman who made yoghurt in her vagina...

:eek:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgbx9q/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

And so Westbrook took a wooden spoon, put it in her vagina and then dipped it in a bowl of milk and left it overnight to do its magic.As Jay wrote for Motherboard: "Her first batch of yogurt tasted sour, tangy, and almost tingly on the tongue. She compared it to Indian yogurt, and ate it with some blueberries."

fmpisces

14dMoney wrote: »

Surely there's hormones you could feed them to produce more?

Oh yeah, 'cos it's not like a woman's body doesn't produce enough hormones as it is, and all the sh!t we put up with because of them :rolleyes:

One eyed Jack

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

https://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/this-woman-is-making-sourdough-bread-out-of-her-vaginal-yeast-5523443/

Vaginal yeast bread. My fave.

I figured even before reading it had to be a yeast infection!

This comment made me burst out laughing though -

You dirty dirty bitch go lob yourself into the Atlantic please.

:pac:

14dMoney

fmpisces wrote: »

Oh yeah, 'cos it's not like a woman's body doesn't produce enough hormones as it is, and all the sh!t we put up with because of them :rolleyes:

Women need to stop being so selfish.

Sardonicat

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

:eek:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgbx9q/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

"And so Westbrook took a wooden spoon and put it in her vagina. .." As you do.
Anyone for blueberries and yoghurt? I Made it myself.

fmpisces

14dMoney wrote: »

Women need to stop being so selfish.

Shemale

fmpisces wrote: »

Oh yeah, 'cos it's not like a woman's body doesn't produce enough hormones as it is, and all the sh!t we put up with because of them :rolleyes:

We are talking about horomones that give more stability throughout the month :pac:

blinding

Could women feed the world with Breast Milk ?

Save the environment , green yada yada yada .

TheValeyard

Sardonicat wrote: »

I read an article a few years ago about a woman who made yoghurt in her vagina...

Sardonicat

blinding wrote: »

Could women feed the world with Breast Milk ?

Save the environment , green yada yada yada .

Yes. But only if we do it on private so no one is made to feel uncomfortable or forced to remember that boobs have a function beyond male pleasure.

So, who's for booby cheese on vagina bread followed by extra tangy vagina yoghurt and raspberries (just don't ask how I made the raspberries )

blinding

Sardonicat wrote: »

Yes. But only if we do it on private so no one is made to feel uncomfortable or forced to remember that boobs have a function beyond male pleasure.

So, who's for booby cheese on vagina bread followed by extra tangy vagina yoghurt and raspberries (just don't ask how I made the raspberries )

I thought we get to watch

One would like to see the production

Working class heroes

14dMoney wrote: »

I SAID CHEESE! ONLY CHEESE! START YOUR OWN THREAD BUSTER!

Ha ha, you said bust...