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Alternative Fáilte Ireland campaigns

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  • 07-08-2019 8:23pm
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    cdgalwegian
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    Let's give Fáilte Ireland a hand with slogans and taglines for ad campaigns that will draw tourists in like magnets so we can amuse them with our rip-off prices.
    Our weather is an easy one to start with, considering in the summer the continent has heatwaves and we have breaks between the showers, so first up:

    "Escape from the sun".




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    #2
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Fook off you kunts !


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    #3
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Come to Dublin and we will come on your face


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    [Deleted User]
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    "Leitrim: sure no one else will".


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    aaqil jettson
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    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,368 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Christmas in Rathkeale: An ethnic wonderland boss.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    d8491prj5boyvg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 508 ✭✭✭d8491prj5boyvg


    I think an ad in the form of a chat show would be good. Give bibi baskin the gig. Have a swarm of Randy bachelors in the audience jeering and frothing at the mouth. Shoot the ad in a grainy 35mm style. Towards the end of the ad, zoom out and reveal that the studio is in the middle of jolly rogers in sligo. In the ball pool, balls everywhere and randy bachelors not sure what to do. Finish with the slogan "Ireland: where we can all be up to our balls with bibi baskin"


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    cdgalwegian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭cdgalwegian


    aaqil jettson wrote: »


    :pac:
    A nation of Travellers.








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    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    The ancient land of Eire: Its like England but smaller and less racist.


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    #10
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Come to see the Drunken Irish . They believe everyone loves them:D


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    circadian
    Registered Users Posts: 6,903 ✭✭✭circadian


    Aye, grand.


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    #12
    silverharp
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    If you are fed up with going to Scotland or France , visit Ireland to rekindle your interest in these countries.

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    cdgalwegian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭cdgalwegian


    Bored of BBQs?
    Supermodels two-a-penny?
    Haute cuisine passé?

    Visit Ireland, and sample it's authentic cooking...coddle, and Taytos.


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    cdgalwegian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭cdgalwegian


    Interested in the interface between group psychology and Economics? Want to see a Third World country in Europe pretending to be a First World country? Visit Ireland, and see for yerself how such a poorly serviced country with hugely inflated prices, as well as depressive weather, still manages to have the world famous 'craic'.

    (Warning: You will pressurized into drinking a lot of very expensive alcohol and engaging in polite conversation with strangers)


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    Timberrrrrrrr
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    Ireland

    If our rip off prices don't make you cry then you have too much money.


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    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 17,840 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    aaqil jettson wrote: »

    the good old days hen the national debt was only 95bn :(

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    Pauliedragon
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    "Come to Cork. If ya don't you're a langer"


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    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,433 ✭✭✭touts


    Visit Ireland in 2019. After Brexit we're not sure we'll still be here.


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    steddyeddy
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    Come to Belfast. Who knows, you might not be able to leave!


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    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Come to Belfast. Who knows, you might not be able to leave!

    Visit Belfast. Famous for building an unsinkable ship that sank. Then built a holiday attraction in celebration.


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    ChikiChiki
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    silverharp wrote: »
    the good old days hen the national debt was only 95bn :(

    I think that chicken is well and truly coming home to roost. It's unserviceable at 200bn and rising. Its working out at E42,000 per person

    Absolutly sickening to see during the week that the HSE are planning cost cuts to home help for the elderly and disabled and cuts to other services.

    Time to pause for a minute and think, what type of country are we becoming. I guess it's all good if we are having the craic though. People don't want to hear about it until cuts affect them directly. Next recession will be terrifiying.


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    #22
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ♫ "Bet you haven't seen the VAT on it...Discover Ireland" ♫


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    cdgalwegian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭cdgalwegian


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Visit Belfast. Famous for building an unsinkable ship that sank. Then built a holiday attraction in celebration.
    Yeah, I don't get it. Just don't get it.




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    cdgalwegian
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    - Travel via our well-connected and cheap railway system to even the remotest of locations

    - Take a cycling holiday; our extensive and safe cycling lanes are perfect for large families

    - Go electric; electric cars will feel right at home- you’re never far from our numerous charging points

    - Bring your eco—friendly camper van; our world-famous camping sites have every amenity imaginable


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    #25
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Welcome to Ireland, land of a hundred thousand welcomes....and if you believe that you believe anything


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    my3cents
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    fryup wrote: »
    Welcome to Ireland, land of a hundred thousand welcomes (mostly in Polish and other eastern European languages)....and if you believe that you believe anything

    fyp


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    #27
    ToddyDoody
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    The entire country less than a 4 hours drive away*


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    #28
    cdgalwegian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭cdgalwegian


    Ombrophilia?

    Welcome to paradise.


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    #29
    Harry Palmr
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    Quite Expensive For What It Is


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    #30
    topper75
    Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Hey Frenchies and Krauts!!! Heatwave-FREE all summer long: guaranteed!*

    *Not quite, there was actually one recorded in June 1949. But that's it mind you.


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    #31
    my3cents
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    "You should have been here in Kilkenny 26th June 1887"

    https://www.kilkennyweather.com/index.php/1887-the-hottest-day .


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