Things that don't work like they should

blackcard

Duvet covers. When you are changing them, the duvet doesn't end up in the corner

Plastic bags. When you are trying to separate the 2 leaves of the bag, it doesn't work either when you try up and down or sideways friction.

Scissors when using your left hand.

Non stick frying pans. Should be called non stick for a while frying pans

Cars that give you 60 mpg. Unless you empty the boot and drive downhill with a tailwind

freshpopcorn

Easy to open and peel and reseal packets!

whiskeyman

Political parties when voted into power.

Infernal Racket

Easy iron shirts. Me bollix

Yer Da sells Avon

Printers. Fucking printers.

This is it

endacl

Everything more complicated than a wheelbarrow.

Farawayhome

Me penis.

Father Hernandez

Some colleagues

hairyslug

Garlic crushers, they always bend in on themselves.

Tin openers or possibly the tins, just a mess where you can open it just enough so whatever liquid will come out but nothing else.

TheDiceMan2020

The Dole

It's not supposed to be a wage. Or a lifestyle choice

Yer Da sells Avon

Self-cancelling indicators.

Infernal Racket

Farawayhome wrote: »

Me penis.

U ok hun?

McMurphy

Likes and shares on Facebook.

Kids are still getting cancer. :mad:

E mac

The board game ' Mousetrap'. Might be showing my age but took ages to set up and never worked right like it always did in the adverts.

Harry Palmr

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Easy to open and peel and reseal packets!

Came here to post this ye bastard! :pac:

Easy to open/resealable packaging is the great con of our time.

Pelican crossing points - not the pelicans fault, they are birds and so do not read signs.

soenow what

>Things that don't work like they should

people on the dole...

One More Toy

TheDiceMan2020 wrote: »

The Dole

It's not supposed to be a wage. Or a lifestyle choice

I'm on illness benefit. It's not a lifestyle choice

blackcard

The internet. You have encountered an unexpected error. It is not an unexpected error if it happens all the time!!!

You have been timed out!! What does this even mean!!!!

Sardonicat

blackcard wrote: »

You have been timed out!! What does this even mean!!!!

I think it means the hamster dropped the stop watch when it fell off its wheel.

PsychoPete

The ice cream machines in Mcdonalds

TheDiceMan2020

One More Toy wrote: »

I'm on illness benefit. It's not a lifestyle choice

I said the Dole. Is your illness not being able to read?

And yeah, it is a lifestyle choice for people that abuse the system.

jimmycrackcorm

Women.

angel eyes 2012

The old reliable - the self service checkouts in supermarkets. My heart breaks a little when the machine beeps and you turn around and the assistant is nowhere to be seen or programming someone else's machine.

blackcard

Red Bull- it doesn't give you wings.
Daz - doesn't wash your clothes whiter than white
Anti wrinkle cream

tim3000

Computers... they are not fixable by the lay man. They should have a display like the car dash telling you whats wrong instead of an error code that you have to google to understand what it is

TheDiceMan2020

Judges (out of touch)

The Law (life doesn't mean life etc)

Our prisons (holiday camps)

The Gardai. (laughed at, a corrupt joke)

Your Face

Trade Unions.

TheValeyard

Virgin Media,
Eir

milltown

Speed bumps.
If anything, they slow you down.

Sonny noggs

soenow what wrote: »

>Things that don't work like they should

people on the dole...

Lazy feckers

Sonny noggs

angel eyes 2012 wrote: »

programming someone else's machine.

corner of hells

My car , to change any fcukin' light bulbs on the front of it , I've to take the battery out , take the bumper off and change the bulbs from underneath.
It would be easier to do maintenance on the Space station.

Harry Palmr

corner of hells wrote: »

My car , to change any fcukin' light bulbs on the front of it , I've to take the battery out , take the bumper off and change the bulbs from underneath.
It would be easier to do maintenance on the Space station.

Renault by any chance?

freshpopcorn

corner of hells wrote: »

My car , to change any fcukin' light bulbs on the front of it , I've to take the battery out , take the bumper off and change the bulbs from underneath.
It would be easier to do maintenance on the Space station.

Megane II?

SafeSurfer

Squeezable mayonnaise. Half the mayonnaise ends up still in the plastic bottle and can only be extracted with a knife.

dxhound2005

The internet again.

I am a robot, but when I click the box I am not a Robot, it still lets me through. I am grateful for it.

Laphroaig52

blackcard wrote: »

Scissors when using your left hand.

They're not designed for sinistere weirdos...

Rows Grower

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Squeezable mayonnaise. Half the mayonnaise ends up still in the plastic bottle and can only be extracted with a knife.

You’re supposed to store them upside down.

Rows Grower

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Squeezable mayonnaise. Half the mayonnaise ends up still in the plastic bottle and can only be extracted with a knife.

You’re supposed to store them upside down.

freshpopcorn

Cling film!

McMurphy

my Mam says condoms she got my dad to buy in 1981.

blackcard

Laphroaig52 wrote: »

blackcard wrote: »

Scissors when using your left hand.

They're not designed for sinistere weirdos...

Is this because 'Sinister' is the Latin word for 'Left handed'?

Laphroaig52

Berties_Horse wrote: »

Swings and roundabouts.

Hi Maria

Swings work just fine as long as the adults are supervised and they read the operating instructions.

Laphroaig52

blackcard wrote: »

Laphroaig52 wrote: »

blackcard wrote: »

Scissors when using your left hand.

They're not designed for sinistere weirdos...

Is this because 'Sinister' is the Latin word for 'Left handed'?

Aha!

corner of hells

Laphroaig52 wrote: »

They're not designed for sinistere weirdos...

You just got yourself on "the list".
You can get scissors for south paws.
I've got one.

dxhound2005

corner of hells wrote: »

You just got yourself on "the list".
You can get scissors for south paws.
I've got one.

You need a pair.

Laphroaig52

corner of hells wrote: »

Laphroaig52 wrote: »

They're not designed for sinistere weirdos...

You just got yourself on "the list".
You can get scissors for south paws.
I've got one.

Ooooh, like I'm scared now. You can't even hold a pen right, never mind a weapon.

Careful there with that scissors...

Squall Leonhart

corner of hells wrote: »

You just got yourself on "the list".
You can get scissors for south paws.
I've got one.

Add sinistral me to that list...

And I'm one of those who ends up with an inky hand when writing, not one of those who curls his arm into an awful shape when writing

Isn't Arabic written right to left? Maybe I could try learning that for ink free hands

pxdf9i5cmoavkz

Parents raising their children to not be ****ty kids.

corner of hells

dxhound2005 wrote: »

You need a pair.

List.