Iconic TV Show Lines

Mad_maxx

normanoffside wrote: »

Have a look at what you could’ve won

Actually it was

"take a look at what you could have won"

bonzodog2

Smarter than the average bear!

Rubberlegs

By order of the Peaky fookin Blinders!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Woa - it's just like the gypsy woman said!

Hamsterchops

Bernie, the bolt >

From the Golden Shot (for those who remember)

Rubberlegs

Roll it there, Collette

Rubberlegs

Rubberlegs wrote: »

All in the best possible taste

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dental plan...

buried

"IMA FIVE STAR MAN"

Bada bing bada boom!

Conall Cernach

One more thing.

Zebra 3, Zebra 3.

branie2

You dirty old man!

normanoffside

Keep out of the black and into the red.
There's nothing in this game for two in a bed.

FatherTed

Yada yada yada

Spider-Baby- It's got the body of a spider and the mind of a baby

4 8 15 16 23 42

There’s an old Italian saying: you f–k up once, you lose two teeth

branie2

I have a cunning plan!

Ger Roe

Space.... The Final frontier....

branie2

Live long and prosper

bonzodog2

And I think the little house knew something about it, don't you?

branie2

Night, John Boy!

bonzodog2

bonzodog2 wrote: »

And I think the little house knew something about it, don't you?

You’re definitely older than me, bonzo. I had to google that one.

This more my era - I was gonna go with the “let’s see what’s through the round window” line but could resist posting this entire sketch. Btw, to all you younguns, this was a KIDS tv show

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana

Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "

George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
peg kit.

Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"

Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play
with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
play with our friend's balls today?

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: " Banging can be fun."

Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."

Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"

Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?

Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy;" I've got a big red one."

George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play
with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out?

And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't
got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking
song."

Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all
day."

branie2

Oh, the innuendo!

fryup

"I ain't gettin on no plane"

Rubberlegs

A Blankety Blank chequebook and pen!
What's that Skippy? The kids are trapped down the old mine shaft again?

Mam of 4

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

You’re definitely older than me, bonzo. I had to google that one.

This more my era - I was gonna go with the “let’s see what’s through the round window” line but could resist posting this entire sketch. Btw, to all you younguns, this was a KIDS tv show

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana

Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "

George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
peg kit.

Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"

Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play
with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
play with our friend's balls today?

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: " Banging can be fun."

Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."

Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"

Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?

Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy;" I've got a big red one."

George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play
with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out?

And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't
got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking
song."

Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all
day."

Wtf ?!!

Could you imagine the uproar if that was a childrens programme today !

banie01

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Wtf ?!!

Could you imagine the uproar if that was a childrens programme today !

That was a sketch by the Rainbow cast but it was for a production joke and non broadcast use.
Similar to how South Park started off as a video Xmas card.
It wasn't from a broadcast use episode, it was never aired in a kids TV timeslot.

https://www.thatsnonsense.com/the-rainbow-twangers-plucking-song-episode-did-it-air/

Mam of 4

banie01 wrote: »

That was a sketch by the Rainbow cast but it was for a production joke and non broadcast use.
Similar to how South Park started off as a video Xmas card.
It wasn't from a broadcast use episode, it was never aired in a kids TV timeslot.

https://www.thatsnonsense.com/the-rainbow-twangers-plucking-song-episode-did-it-air/

Thanks Banie , I thought I was losing the plot there

ILoveYourVibes

Spaced.


Mike: In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without the permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland Paris, or EuroDisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain.
TA Officer: Do you have any explanation as to why you might have done this?
Mike: Well sir, at the time, I was suffering from serious emotional problems that had clearly affected my judgement. I had immersed myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular and uncommunicative.
TA Officer: Why do you think that was?
Mike: [Shrugs] I dunno.


And basically anything Mike or Tyres say.

Sardonicat

^^^^^
Dad that actually happen?

BTW, Strawberry, the "round window" was 'Playschool', whereas Geoffrey, Bungle, Zippy and George were, of course 'Rainbow'.

I do remember Geoffrey helpfully informing us little viewers that babies come out of a hole in their mummies' front bottoms. As soon as the programme ended I marched into the kitchen to my mother demand if this was true!

Getting back to 'Playschool '; on one episode Hamble (the baby doll) had some drawn on pubes courtesy of some mischievous crew member!

Anyway, I've veered off topic and shown my age.

So it was! Playschool was Floella Benjamin?

paleoperson

What the hell are you guys doing, this thread is about giving one line. Giving multiple lines is a totally different thing entirely.

"A man... provides".

"Joxer the Mighty!".