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The dog.

  • 19-03-2019 12:36am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭


    You've heard that expression possibly thousands of times over the year's now, but to me "the dog" as an expression doesn't do them justice.

    Think about it, we as civilised human beings have domesticated many animals, cats, birds, horses, donkeys and horses to name but a few, but what other animal is there on this earth that even comes close to challenging "the dog" for its loyalty, affection, intelligence, and goddam loveability. (< Is that a word?)

    In our house, there's two full time working parents, and 4 kids (and Shane a 4 year old poodle/retriever cross)

    Shane will signal to the rest of the house when he hears my van (or herself in the car) approaching the house - lane (it's 90m long by the way, yep long but if it was any shorter it wouldn't reach the house)

    He'll loyally wait on either of us when we take him on a walk to the local shop, won't budge an inch from the place we will "command" him to sit and stay (yeah we loop his lead to a bollard whilst in there, but he won't budge an inch without our say so)

    He will alert us if someone's at the door, and he'll bark with excitement when we are playing around the house with the kids (eager to join in)

    He knows when I'm down (after receiving news of a death of a loved one recently) he just sauntered into the room where I sat, sat at my feet, placed a paw on my ankle and whimpered slightly as if to say he shared my pain.

    He will also "guard" each of my kids enthusiastically while they are on their bikes/flickers running alongside them barking as if to say "move out of the way"

    I'm adamant that he knows every word I say to him.

    We have a cat too (he showed up a few years ago and never left) but he's a prick in comparison.

    Let's hear your amusing tales of your pets.

    Dog/cat/chameleon or an.other.

    Do you have a pet, and if so what are its unique qualities or funny tales you want to share with us?


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  • Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    What the ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,516 ✭✭✭Wheety


    Who looks after the dog while you're both in work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    This was a very touching post. Anyone who takes the piss is a prick. Tired at the minute but will reply with my thoughts about how awesome dogs are later OP, thanks for this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    The more I learn about people the more I like my dog...

    Sums them up for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    I would not be around to type this but for the actions of our family dog. I recently saw a picture of him licking my face when i was about 7 years old:)
    That was three years after he saved my life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    My cousin's dog started going crazy last night at 4am and barking at the front door. Turns out 3 little pricks were trying to rob her car. The car would have been long gone if it wasn't for "the dog"

    Personally,my dog,was a little life saver. After my dad died,I got into a deep depression,my wife bought me a King Charles Spaniel to try to help bring me out of my depression.

    From day one,myself and my doggie have been best mates. He is currently sound asleep beside me with his head on my pillow,snoring his head off. I am so thankful to have the little guy in my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    My cousin's dog started going crazy last night at 4am and barking at the front door. Turns out 3 little pricks were trying to rob her car

    Your cousin's dog can drive?
    Brings a whole new meaning to 'dog licence'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    I don’t have any dogs myself but I love dogs. My sister in law has 2 as emotional support animals and they mean the world to her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    My dog is my rock. She is so emotionally tuned into me and my husband. She listens to everything we say and knows when it's about her too. She is so intelligent and patient. She has the best sense of humour and we get great craic out of her.
    She is ever so attentive when we are ill and won't ask for a walk if I'm not up to it. She knows where her treats are and reminds us if we forget to give her some. She sleeps beside us in her bed with her teddy and likes to get tucked in before we put out the lights. I find her presence very relaxing and her little breathing noises soothes me if I wake up. Dogs are definitely the best thing ever. If I won the lotto, I'd have about 50 of them!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Ben, our now sadly recently deceased black Lab who died of old age, used to break up 'fights' between myself and my brother.

    We would pretend fight and he'd come between the both of us to break it up. Remarkable, it's like he didn't want to see any violence between us.

    He was a deadly guard dog too and not a dog I'd like to have cross paths with in his prime.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    How I feel about dogs, and what my two mean to me are beyond any words I could commit to boards.ie

    I've two, Richo my pitbull and constant companion (he's snoring his head off beside me now) and Ruby my Staffordshire Bull Terrier (she's still in my bed, she's a lazy whore).. I'd best give an honorable mention to my cat 'Kitler (she's the funniest cat ever).

    What can I say, I love dogs. I can't pass a dog on the street without wanting to pet it, or if its in a car beside me I'm doing stupid sh*t to try get its attention. I couldn't imagine the world without dogs.



    My two are rescues.

    I don't care for the breed of dog, they're all the same to me ~ except for the bull breeds, they're the sweetest most gentle dogs ever.

    I hadn't intended on getting a Pitbull, but my sis in law was volunteering in Ashtown dogs pound. This kip is like the Auschwitz of dog pounds.

    She rang me one day to say they had a ten week old Pitbull who was about to be put to sleep later on that day simply because of his breed. I told her to hide him and that I was getting into my car and coming over immediately to take him home, and an hour later my best friend in the world was safely curled up on my settee.

    My Staffy came from another source. She was about to be PTS simply because she was the runt of a litter, so I took her.

    Kitler my cat was a rescue from my Vets surgery, but he's a greawt guy and has a no PTS policy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Had a cat as a kid, a big black tomcat called Fluffy who hated everything and everyone apart from me and my Dad. Fluffy loved fighting - cats, dogs, bigger dogs, didn't matter, he'd take them all on and was always covered in cuts and scrapes.

    It was weird though he was hugely affectionate to me and my Dad and turn into a super-affectionate kitten when we around. He eventually picked a fight too many and was killed by a rottweiler who had somehow found it's way into our garden - but not before taking an eye.

    The prick of a dog owner had a cheek to come looking for money too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    We have a cat too (he showed up a few years ago and never left) but he's a prick in comparison.

    Why do some people have to feel the need to criticise cats so as to put their point across about dogs? No need to compare.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭Rootsblower




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,872 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Wilbur the french bulldog.
    He is just the best fella in the world.

    He loves hopping up beside you on sofa with one paw always on your lap.

    He hops up on the foot stool to stare at you if he isn't getting enough attention.

    He loves clambering on your lap even though he is a bit big for it now.

    He has a quick howl at the front door before bed just to let people know he is here and protecting us.

    He also runs into any room with a hairdryer on and shakes himself as he thinks he is wet, while waiting on his turn with the hairdryer.

    I could continue on and on believe me but that's enough for now :)

    He is fantastic and makes my life so much richer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Why do some people have to feel the need to criticise cats so as to put their point across about dogs? No need to compare.

    Probably because cats are pricks compared to dogs. They're not actually pricks, but dogs are just the best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Probably because cats are pricks compared to dogs. They're not actually pricks, but dogs are just the best.

    Comparison is the thief of joy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    I love my cat more than most people in my life. I love having him around me, even if he's just napping near me, hearing his little snores and sighs. He likes to be close by and he sleeps between my legs at night. Sometimes he wakes me because he wants a cuddle and he curls up in my arms. When I'm sad there's nothing better than having him curl up on my lap and purr, he drools when he's that happy. Seeing him sitting sunbathing in the garden or just having a nap in the middle of the day, he has the right idea about life. He runs down the stairs when I come home or sometimes he's waiting outside the house for me and I hear his little meow. I have to laugh when he decides to sit on my laptop or on my book or on my puzzle, whatever I'm doing that means I'm not paying attention to him. He gets these little fits of energy and he runs up and down the stairs like a mad thing. He'll be nine next month and I'm hoping that he'll live forever. He has the softest belly and I love to touch his little paws.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,426 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Dogs can be great but poor pet ownership is ruining their image. Whatever about their carbon footprint the inability for dog owners to pick up their dog’s **** is a joke. Or worse still when they fling the bag into a bush so it hangs there for years.

    It’s vile. Then you have the tracksuit clad urban legends dragging some vicious pitbull type breed along the footpath on a chain. The dog tries to stop for a dump but the hard chaw won’t stop so it drops logs all along the path.

    Just as some breeds shouldn’t be allowed for private ownership some people shouldn’t be allowed own any dogs.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Wheety wrote: »
    Who looks after the dog while you're both in work?

    We work different times from each other (usually,) I work for myself, and 50% of the time it's from the office at home. But have a childminder for times that these may clash.

    There's the odd Sunday where we might go off for a few hours, sometimes he'll come with us, other times he's happy out in his basket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Dogs can be great but poor pet ownership is ruining their image. Whatever about their carbon footprint the inability for dog owners to pick up their dog’s **** is a joke. Or worse still when they fling the bag into a bush so it hangs there for years.

    It’s vile. Then you have the tracksuit clad urban legends dragging some vicious pitbull type breed along the footpath on a chain. The dog tries to stop for a dump but the hard chaw won’t stop so it drops logs all along the path.

    Just as some breeds shouldn’t be allowed for private ownership some people shouldn’t be allowed own any dogs.

    Years ago more than now, it was common for some folk to just have a dog that was chained or tied up to a homemade dog box/kennel.

    These people rarely interacted with the dogs, save to pick up it's crap when they could be bothered, and feed/water the poor thing.

    In that sense, dogs aren't pets, they're prisoners.

    And the owners are dicks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    We work different times from each other (usually,) I work for myself, and 50% of the time it's from the office at home. But have a childminder for times that these may clash.

    There's the odd Sunday where we might go off for a few hours, sometimes he'll come with us, other times he's happy out in his basket.

    Some dogs are happy enough to chill out alone.

    My two are so different when it comes to exercise. My Staffy Ruby simply doesn't ever want to leave the house, the poor girl as anxiety issues and poor re call. Those issues meant that she never got the chance to socialize with other dogs, she's terrified of almost everything.

    My other dog Richo is a bundle of energy and wild horses won't hold him back or keep him down so he's walked in the morning and evening, we have great chats so its never a bother.

    When I have him out Ruby is content to lie on the settee looking at an animal show on TV (I kid you not, she loves them).

    When they're alone in the house I leave all the doors open for them to have a free house to explore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    My 9 year old niece (who likes dogs, and has 2 of them) was bitten by a dog a few weeks ago. She wasn't doing anything to antagonise it, although the dog wouldn't have known her well. The owner refuses to believe that it bit her, even though she had to go to hospital, had a tetanus shot, and has a big bite mark on her arm.

    I'm sure it was only being playful, though... :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    One of my nicest childhood memories is when I got my first dog.

    My parents got him for me because id fallen out with my friends at the time and I was a bit down over it. I remember playing out in the back garden with him and i sat down for a minute and he came over, lay his head on my knees and fell straight to sleep. My dad was there and I said to him 'awh did you see that?" and my dad winked at me and said 'see lorelli, he'll never let you down' :)

    My oh surprised us last year by getting a new pet dog. They're not the same breed but I actually think he looks alot like my first one. I found myself calling him by my first dog's name a couple times without thinking even though he's gone nearly 20 years!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭LCD


    My dog never gets up to greet us, never seems excited to see us. He gets excited twice a day before his morning walk & before his evening walk. In his extremely excited state pre-walk he has knocked over our 16month old on a number of occasions. He wines & moans in the car unless he gets to sit in the front passenger seat. It is extremely dangerous when he sits in the front passenger seat as he likes to jump onto the driver or sniff the pedals.

    He is a fussy eater, you find a brand he loves then he'll just refuse to eat it one day & then you have to dump it & get a new one. He is not affectionate preferring his bed on the other end of the couch to you. He hates our 16month old (she adores him) however he has noticeably gained weight since we started letting her feed herself (he hangs around the high chair & she feeds him).

    But he is "The Dog" & we love him & would never change him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    I kinda feel sorry for dogs they've been so enslaved by us humans. A friend of mine has a dog and it's desperately needy -- if it could, it would climb inside his body and look out through his mouth -- it would be happy if it was his conjoined twin.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I kinda feel sorry for dogs they've been so enslaved by us humans.
    Depends on the dog and breed involved too. Plus ending up domesticated was a massive advantage for the dog. They've become one of the most common large mammals on the planet and certainly about the most numerous large mammal predators. On the other hand their undomesticated version, the wolf is endangered in most of the territories it inhabits and has been driven extinct in the rest. In evolutionary terms the dog won and they helped us win too.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭CalamariFritti


    I like dogs. Had a lovely male spaniel and missed him dearly when he was gone. He was a loveable rogue.
    Having said that now that he’s gone I’m after realising how dirty an animal they are and I’d be very reluctant to let one into the house again. Between the hair and the slobber and the dirt he’s dragging in and his insistence to try to be with you no matter where you are (Couch. Kitchen, bed even) it’s been pretty horrific in hindsight. And ours wasn’t the worst by far. Some dogs eat their own sh1t ffs.
    And next you see them slobber sniffy kissy next to their owners face. Ugh.

    Don’t get me wrong they’re lovely and a great friend and companion. But if I had a dog again I’d draw certain lines.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    I completely agree, and it always strikes me when I hear it.

    However, let's address the elephant in the thread: Who in the blue hell calls their dog "Shane"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭frash


    I would not be around to type this but for the actions of our family dog. I recently saw a picture of him licking my face when i was about 7 years old:)
    That was three years after he saved my life.

    Amazed nobody has asked already but can you tell us more?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    For the life of me I'll never figure out why anyone would let a dirty animal such as a dog or cat into their house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    For the life of me I'll never figure out why anyone would let a dirty animal such as a dog or cat into their house.

    I think they wash them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    I feed my two every night and the first thing they'll do is go over to the porch door to be let out.
    They've probably been outside for an hour or two before this but are still mad to get out once they've eaten. It's just what they do. The oldest is nearly 15 and is fairly blind and mostly deaf but she still wants to go out into the dark for a wander around. When she's done she'll tap at the glass door with her paw and get let in. Every night.


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My one will wake me up at night to let the cat in, she's just lovely. :P She's a fiend for warmth and will snuggle in as tightly as possible under the covers. :D
    Best way I can put it is that I never thought I'd clean up **** from anything other than myself yet I pick hers up all the time. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    begbysback wrote: »
    I think they wash them
    Every day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,228 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Fart wrote: »
    However, let's address the elephant in the thread: Who in the blue hell calls their dog "Shane"?

    I love dogs with human names! Although I still think my favourite ever dog name I've heard is "Golfball".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,058 ✭✭✭✭anewme



    He'll loyally wait on either of us when we take him on a walk to the local shop, won't budge an inch from the place we will "command" him to sit and stay (yeah we loop his lead to a bollard whilst in there, but he won't budge an inch without our say so)

    Lovely post and Shane is a great name for a dog.

    I'm always weary when I see people leave dogs outside shops on their own like that Too many scumbags around with ulterior motives. All it needs is a quick swipe and away in a van.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,348 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    Wheety wrote: »
    Who looks after the dog while you're both in work?

    Can dogs not be left alone now ?

    This mentality that if someone has a dog they should be at home all the time, Dog should be let in house all the time etc drives me mad

    We have dogs, We love them, We feed them, We interact with them.
    They have a nice warm bed
    BUT they are dogs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭frash


    SAMTALK wrote: »
    Can dogs not be left alone now ?

    This mentality that if someone has a dog they should be at home all the time, Dog should be let in house all the time etc drives me mad

    We have dogs, We love them, We feed them, We interact with them.
    They have a nice warm bed
    BUT they are dogs.

    Never look in the Pets & Animals Animals & Pet Issues forum :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,348 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    frash wrote: »
    Never look in the Pets & Animals Animals & Pet Issues forum :eek:

    I know ! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    begbysback wrote: »
    I think they wash them

    No need to wash a cat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,501 ✭✭✭PabloAndRoy


    A thread about "the dog" with posts by people talking about their cat. Typical cat person, missing the point!

    Cat loving people are just animal loving people who never had a dog!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    A thread about "the dog" with posts by people talking about their cat. Typical cat person, missing the point!

    Cat loving people are just animal loving people who never had a dog!

    Ah no. I am a cat loving person who has had two dogs. My secondd dog died late last year, breaking my heart.. and i am too old and infirm for dogs now. Cats are totally different from dogs and in many ways superior .... as dogs are superior in many ways to cats .. vive la difference!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    For the life of me I'll never figure out why anyone would let a dirty animal such as a dog or cat into their house.

    Cats for the most part are far cleaner than you or I.

    Do you let your phone into your house?
    A thread about "the dog" with posts by people talking about their cat. Typical cat person, missing the point!

    Cat loving people are just animal loving people who never had a dog!

    Classic black-and-white bullshit. My ma has 3 dogs and a gajillion cats and I love the lot of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,348 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    I have both cats and dogs but I will admit the the dogs win every time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Relikk


    SAMTALK wrote: »
    Can dogs not be left alone now ?

    This mentality that if someone has a dog they should be at home all the time, Dog should be let in house all the time etc drives me mad

    We have dogs, We love them, We feed them, We interact with them.
    They have a nice warm bed
    BUT they are dogs.

    As long as they're not left outside to bark incessantly all day and annoy people, there shouldn't be a problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    For clarity, I have no objection to cat's, I'm simply saying that ours is a prick compared to the dog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Why do some people have to feel the need to criticise cats so as to put their point across about dogs? No need to compare.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    we have a wonderful dog and four wonderful cats.
    love them all.
    we can take our doggy for walks. the cats definitely wouldnt appreciate being walked but they love our garden. love their own little house. and love alk the attention they get.
    no favs here:)


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