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But what about World Toilet Day

  • 08-03-2019 08:23AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,220 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Happy International Womens Day

    Fun Fact: International Men’s Day & World Toilet Day are both on November 19th.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    What I'm thinking is - who nominates all these days?
    Is there an institute that says, "right, we don't have a World Laptop Day, let's make it 4th of June"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Ellen Black Shop


    biko wrote: »
    What I'm thinking is - who nominates all these days?
    Is there an institute that says, "right, we don't have a World Laptop Day, let's make it 4th of June"?

    Hallmark - to fill in the Gaps for holidays


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭JMNolan


    International Men’s Day & World Toilet Day are both on November 19th.

    Both do the dirty jobs that no one else wants to do ;) and both are crucial to civilization


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    biko wrote: »
    What I'm thinking is - who nominates all these days?

    Important men sitting in a smoke filled room in Geneva


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,220 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Hallmark - to fill in the Gaps for holidays

    Would you buy a hallmark card - Happy World Toilet day?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Would you buy a hallmark card - Happy World Toilet day?
    They could make the card out of toilet paper so we could show our appreciation for toilets by wiping our arses with the card.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Happy International Womens' Day to all of the lovely ladies! (myself included :p)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    Would you buy a hallmark card - Happy World Toilet day?

    Generally actually think all the days are pretty great ideas. They bring attention to global issues. Eg men's day, things like health come to the fore. Toilets day highlights global sanitation issues that most people are oblivious to. Book day, the importance of reading. All are important. Then bizarrely a handful of guys get outraged by Women's Day. It's just pretty cringey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,322 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    That's wet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    JMNolan wrote: »
    Both do the dirty jobs that no one else wants to do ;) and both are crucial to civilization

    And weirdly it's normally women who end up cleaning up the sh1t from both.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Ellen Black Shop


    batgoat wrote: »
    Generally actually think all the days are pretty great ideas. They bring attention to global issues. Eg men's day, things like health come to the fore. Toilets day highlights global sanitation issues that most people are oblivious to. Book day, the importance of reading. All are important. Then bizarrely a handful of guys get outraged by Women's Day. It's just pretty cringey.
    Men’s day barely gets attention contrasting to IWD
    Article in the paper like this
    https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/stop-saying-you-don-t-like-condoms-and-29-other-ways-men-can-make-women-s-lives-easier-1.3817577?mode=amp

    More hypocarcy again from the beloved feminists but sure I’ll have a few snarky comments from the woke baes here .... reverse the genders of that article like how women can make males life easier would never see the light of day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,479 ✭✭✭✭JCX BXC


    Was just about to post the aforementioned article above.

    Worst piece of drivel I've ever read from the Irish times. Honestly I encourage reading it, simply as a pure example as to why feminism is sha*t on to the extent it is sometimes.

    Seriously seriously poor from a supposed broadsheet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Men’s day barely gets attention contrasting to IWD
    Article in the paper like this
    https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/stop-saying-you-don-t-like-condoms-and-29-other-ways-men-can-make-women-s-lives-easier-1.3817577?mode=amp

    More hypocarcy again from the beloved feminists but sure I’ll have a few snarky comments from the woke baes here .... reverse the genders of that article like how women can make males life easier would never see the light of day

    Most of that is horseshit, in fairness. :pac:

    Personally I think Women's Day is a great thing. Mind you, my usual mallet-headed optimism took a small torpedo (if you think I'm mangling metaphors with horrific abandon, you should hear me after a few pints) when I flipped on morning TV early today to be greeted by the sight of a rather plain, overweight woman in full wedding regalia explaining how she had planned a full wedding despite being single. #MuckinFental


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    Men’s day barely gets attention contrasting to IWD
    Article in the paper like this
    https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/stop-saying-you-don-t-like-condoms-and-29-other-ways-men-can-make-women-s-lives-easier-1.3817577?mode=amp

    More hypocarcy again from the beloved feminists but sure I’ll have a few snarky comments from the woke baes here .... reverse the genders of that article like how women can make males life easier would never see the light of day

    Just glanced back to November in Google news. Saw plenty of articles in all major publications including the guardian, independent etc. Sample pieces.
    https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/international-men-s-day-what-s-it-all-about-1.3700295?mode=amp

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/19/feminist-celebrating-international-mens-day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Men’s day barely gets attention contrasting to IWD
    Article in the paper like this
    https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/stop-saying-you-don-t-like-condoms-and-29-other-ways-men-can-make-women-s-lives-easier-1.3817577?mode=amp

    More hypocarcy again from the beloved feminists but sure I’ll have a few snarky comments from the woke baes here .... reverse the genders of that article like how women can make males life easier would never see the light of day


    I find that article to be quite offensive to men, stereotyping them and also just being totally patronising. However, for the day that's in it, maybe you could.....you know, say something nice about the ladies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Ellen Black Shop


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Most of that is horseshit, in fairness. :pac:

    Personally I think Women's Day is a great thing. Mind you, my usual mallet-headed optimism took a small torpedo (if you think I'm mangling metaphors with horrific abandon, you should hear me after a few pints) when I flipped on morning TV early today to be greeted by the sight of a rather plain, overweight woman in full wedding regalia explaining how she had planned a full wedding despite being single. #MuckinFental

    Look I’ve no problem with the day highlighting serous issues like violence, health issues etc but like that article using it as a chance to bash a group/push identity politics/or trivial things like manspreading is nauseating - glad to see majority of comments on fb by women were annoyed by it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Was letting off some foul 'custard tarts' all morning after having a few pints of stout last night. Had to march into the stalls a few minutes ago, and was glad to know it was International Toilet Day. Let off a few loud blasts of the Bottom Bugle, then unloaded a 'King Kong's Thumb' in the throat of the U-bend. Solid Armitage Shanks construction meant I was never concerned about 'the witch's kiss' or 'shelving the product'. It's easy to forget the impact that flushable toilets had on humanity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Ellen Black Shop


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    I find that article to be quite offensive to men, stereotyping them and also just being totally patronising. However, for the day that's in it, maybe you could.....you know, say something nice about the ladies?

    See my post above ... pushing crap like that article I highlighted is really sad... again I’m questioning the pushing of trivial matters like mansplaining/spreading and looking for ways that women are always the victim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,964 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    There's a guy in my office who mentions IWD once, I would say, every 30 seconds. In a derogatory way.

    Since its also WTD, do you reckon its ok to stick his f*ckin head in one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,964 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    I find that article to be quite offensive to men, stereotyping them and also just being totally patronising. However, for the day that's in it, maybe you could.....you know, say something nice about the ladies?

    And toilets!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Happy International Womens Day

    Fun Fact: International Men’s Day & World Toilet Day are both on November 19th.

    Followed by Put The Seat Down Day on Nov 20th.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    I find that article to be quite offensive to men, stereotyping them and also just being totally patronising. However, for the day that's in it, maybe you could.....you know, say something nice about the ladies?

    Don't you worry, most of us who are lucky enough to have beautiful, sexy ladies in our lives are appreciative! I am also the proud proprietor of two fine toilets. :cool:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,839 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs




    "Women of the world: take over... Because if you don't, the world will come to an end, and it won't take long."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,322 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Followed by Put The Seat Down Day on Nov 20th.

    :pac:

    And Clean The Toilet Day on the 21st


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,479 ✭✭✭✭JCX BXC


    branie2 wrote: »
    And Clean The Toilet Day on the 21st

    No that's the 8th of March.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    I remember there was a guy on the Ray Darcy show that fooled him to believing he collected toilet seats.
    Was hilarious, I'd love to find the podcast - doubt they ever released it though, not sure was he with RTE or Today FM at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

    Which one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    And toilets!


    Indeed, you're right! I'm also very thankful for toilets so I don't have to sh1t outside! I'm too refined for that :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭KikiLaRue



    Guess who organised all the International Men's Day events at my company last year? .... The Women's Day committee. Because the men couldn't be arsed, even though it's a great opportunity for them to highlight important male issues like cancers that effect them, suicide and father's rights.

    If Men's Day isn't as big a deal it's because men don't make a big deal of it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    JCX BXC wrote: »
    Was just about to post the aforementioned article above.

    Worst piece of drivel I've ever read from the Irish times. Honestly I encourage reading it, simply as a pure example as to why feminism is sha*t on to the extent it is sometimes.

    Seriously seriously poor from a supposed broadsheet.

    You've never read Brenda O'Brien then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,733 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    I would love to see men's day getting more attention and I say that as a filthy feminist. It should be promoted in the same way in the media as today is.

    In addition to helping men's issues getting attention it would also stop some of the resentment towards international women's day. which is kind of understandable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,733 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Why don't we start a campaign? letter writing and placards anyone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    I'm also very thankful for toilets so I don't have to sh1t outside! I'm too refined for that :pac:
    Well laaa dee daaaaa, your majesty. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    ...as a filthy feminist...

    Hmm. How filthy, exactly?? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Hmm. How filthy, exactly?? :eek:

    She hasn't washed her armpits in 20 years. Hasn't shaved them either. She can use the hair from there as a scarf on a cold day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    tumblr_mlrz28h3uY1rybq3vo1_500.gif
    Well laaa dee daaaaa, your majesty. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,914 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    KikiLaRue wrote: »
    Men’s day barely gets attention contrasting to IWD

    Guess who organised all the International Men's Day events at my company last year? .... The Women's Day committee. Because the men couldn't be arsed, even though it's a great opportunity for them to highlight important male issues like cancers that effect them, suicide and father's rights.

    If Men's Day isn't as big a deal it's because men don't make a big deal of it!

    Exactly this. The same clowns who are whinging about how IMD doesn't get the attention IWD gets, will be back on in November to say IMD is stupid/pointless.

    They'll get a raging hard-on for mens day on women's day and can only raise a "meh" for IMD when it's actually here.

    The important thing for some men is to ensure they're the victim and begrudge women's activists for actually using the day.

    So while some men only care about men's day on women's day I'll appreciate the women in my life and be thankful for all the ways they enrich my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,488 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Both days are equally pointless. International Women's Day is an out-dated, tokenistic and meaningless attempt to placate feminists (will we ever learn to stop attempting the impossible?) while International Men's Day was probably created purely to silence those asking about it's existence on the former..

    Still, whichever simpletons were in charge of the "celebration" of International Women's Day in the offices I'm working from today ordered cupcakes for the coffee dock. What butter-cream laden fairy cakes have to do with equality or the empowerment of women I've no clue but they were pretty tasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭Silentcorner


    We are arguable living in the dumbest period of our collective history...I heard three women on my local radio station discussing whether Irish women were oppressed...it is infantile!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,272 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Why are these clowns blocking O'Connell street bridge for IWD?


    What's the reason?

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,964 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Why are these clowns blocking O'Connell street bridge for IWD?


    What's the reason?

    Christ.
    https://www.thejournal.ie/walkout-womens-day-4530990-Mar2019/

    So glad I'm not on the way to get a train right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,733 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    While I don’t know how much of a point there is in Ireland, there are marches in countries like Pakistan today and countries in the middle east which badly need to improve rights for women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,964 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Why are these clowns blocking O'Connell street bridge for IWD?


    What's the reason?

    Aha! That explains it.

    On the lash, on the lash, on the lash!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,272 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard



    Ahhh grand. I'll self identify as woman today in support of IWD. So I'll either get a free cocktail or a payout. :D

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Ellen Black Shop


    Ahhh grand. I'll self identify as woman today in support of IWD. So I'll either get a free cocktail or a payout. :D

    Lol see what the do 19th of November - lol no chance of doing something like that now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,914 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    While I don’t know how much of a point there is in Ireland, there are marches in countries like Pakistan today and countries in the middle east which badly need to improve rights for women.
    That's very dismissive. You could equally say that if men's rights in Ireland but there are some areas that need to be addressed for both men and women. I know some of the men's issues because I'm a man and those things are important to me. If you want to know what's important to women, try asking some of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,733 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    That's very dismissive. You voukd equally say that if men's rights in Ireland but there are some areas that need to be addressed fir both men and women. I kniw done if the men's issues because I'm a a b b and those things are important to me. If you want to know what's important to women, try asking some of them.

    Yeah I will ask myself then? Seeing as I am one. I would like the focus of feminists of which I am one to focus on the issues of women in countries such as the middle East, North Africa and India where they have to face barbaric levels of mistreatment rather then the gender pay gap and other largely irrelevant issues.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,914 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09



    Yeah I will ask myself then? Seeing as I am one. I would like the focus of feminists of which I am one to focus on the issues of women in countries such as the middle East, North Africa and India where they have to face barbaric levels of mistreatment rather then the gender pay gap and other largely irrelevant issues.

    That's grand. Raise the issue of women in countries such as the middle East, North Africa and India where they have to face barbaric levels of mistreatment. I won't object.

    I would be annoyed if someone trivialised mens issues in Ireland the way you trivialised women's issues in Ireland.

    It's up to you to use IWD whatever way you want.


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