Who said it and what soap?

freshpopcorn

I thought this might be a fun thread. Classic/Common/etc soap quotes.

''You should've stayed at the party, Maxine''

''Hello Dawn''

Both easy enough.

Try and not google them to make it a little harder.

branie2

For the first one Richard Hillman in Coronation Street

I don't know about the second though

MsWesterosi

First one Richard Hillman.

Second one Emmerdale? As in Bob's dead daughter Dawn?

freshpopcorn

MsWesterosi wrote: »

First one Richard Hillman.

Second one Emmerdale? As in Bob's dead daughter Dawn?

Correct about first one!

Second one wrong person and wrong soap.

kitten_k

I think the second one is Eastenders? Mad Maya to Dawn

freshpopcorn

kitten_k wrote: »

I think the second one is Eastenders? Mad Maya to Dawn

Very good!(It was big at the time.)

kitten_k

Yea I remember watching when it was on. Was a good storyline.

MsWesterosi

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Correct about first one!

Second one wrong person and wrong soap.

Aww! lol Maybe I should start watching Eastenders. It's one soap I've never been able to warm to. A bit too grim with very little laughs.

freshpopcorn

MsWesterosi wrote: »

Aww! lol Maybe I should start watching Eastenders. It's one soap I've never been able to warm to. A bit too grim with very little laughs.

I had a lot of time for it up until a few years ago. I find rver since the Carter family joined it. It went down hill and I'm gone off it.

MsWesterosi

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I had a lot of time for it up until a few years ago. I find rver since the Carter family joined it. It went down hill and I'm gone off it.

I hear a lot of people say that. That Carter family are supposed to be dire. My mum watches it occasionally, but she wouldn't be a huge fan either.

freshpopcorn

"Skirt no bigger than her belt, too much eyeliner and roots as dark as her soul

She loves a drama, that Gail. Loves a drama. Never happy unless she's got someone's hands round her throat.

Both from tha same soap and person.


Feel free to post ye'e own!

MsWesterosi

freshpopcorn wrote: »

"Skirt no bigger than her belt, too much eyeliner and roots as dark as her soul

She loves a drama, that Gail. Loves a drama. Never happy unless she's got someone's hands round her throat.

Both from tha same soap and person.


Feel free to post ye'e own!

Blanche Hunt?

branie2

Sounds like Blanche all right

angel eyes 2012

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I had a lot of time for it up until a few years ago. I find rver since the Carter family joined it. It went down hill and I'm gone off it.

Ditto. The Carters changed too often, one in and one out. I stopped watching it completely when they killed off Ronnie & Roxy. The storyline was just way too far fetched and they were key characters.

freshpopcorn

It's Blanche!

She also had one for Roy and Hayley when she said something along the lines of.

There's no man in a frock raising my great grand child.(I don't think they'd get away with it now and Twitter would be out for her)

branie2

Norman Bates with a briefcase!

freshpopcorn

branie2 wrote: »

Norman Bates with a briefcase!

Gail!

branie2

Correct!

freshpopcorn

"If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!"

MsWesterosi

freshpopcorn wrote: »

It's Blanche!

She also had one for Roy and Hayley when she said something along the lines of.

There's no man in a frock raising my great grand child.(I don't think they'd get away with it now and Twitter would be out for her)

I loved Blanche! She was a legend! Her one liners were brilliant. There aren't enough characters like her anymore (although Tyrone's gran Evelyn is shaping up to be a good addition to Corrie)

Everyone, I think, knows a Blanche type in real life. Sad that comedy in soaps (and everywhere else) - even in the last ten years - has been watered down because people take offence at everything now.

MsWesterosi

freshpopcorn wrote: »

"If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!"

Vera Duckworth?

freshpopcorn

MsWesterosi wrote: »

Vera Duckworth?

No!
It was in early January 2004!

MsWesterosi

freshpopcorn wrote: »

No!
It was in early January 2004!

Aww I'm never going to get it - I only followed Home and Away back then, and just dipped in and out of the ''grown up'' soaps.

branie2

Hello, princess!

MsWesterosi

branie2 wrote: »

Hello, princess!

It won't be Dirty Den - too obvious, so I bet it's that other guy who turned out to be sharon's real father in Eastenders. Gavin something or other? Didn't watch it, just read about it on Digital Spy.

Purple Mountain

MsWesterosi wrote: »

It won't be Dirty Den - too obvious, so I bet it's that other guy who turned out to be sharon's real father in Eastenders. Gavin something or other? Didn't watch it, just read about it on Digital Spy.

They both said it!

Purple Mountain

'Well helllooo Vince'.

Needs Must

Dirty Den

js35

Stone the flamin’ crows :pac: :pac:

MsWesterosi

js35 wrote: »

Stone the flamin’ crows :pac: :pac:

Alf Stewart!

ForestFire

Well Holy God...

Still, never mind, eh? Viva la France as they say in Rome... (Not quite a soap, but a good one none the less)

MsWesterosi

''I don't know if you've got the cockles, but you certainly have the muscles.'':pac:

MsWesterosi

ForestFire wrote: »

Well Holy God...

Still, never mind, eh? Viva la France as they say in Rome... (Not quite a soap, but a good one none the less)

Miley Byrne!

branie2

Come back here, you B****!

mengele

branie2 wrote: »

Come back here, you B****!

Tracey coronation st?

mengele

Get outta my pub

freshpopcorn

mengele wrote: »

Get outta my pub

Roy Cropper or Peggy Mitchell!

branie2

mengele wrote: »

Tracey coronation st?

Alan Bradley Coronation Street

AllForIt

"...and here's me, Muggins!"


Edit: Since I doubt anyone will get this one and the thread seems to have died:

Deidre Barlow Coronation Street on finding out Ken was having an affair. My sister did a very good impression of her saying this which is why I recall it so well.

Shakyfan

Purple Mountain wrote: »

'Well helllooo Vince'.

That was Vera in Corrie. Vince was the name Jack used when he joined a dating agency.

freshpopcorn

"If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!"

Was said by Janine in Eastenders after she pushed Barry off the cliff!

branie2

Stay out of the darkness, walk in the light!

Purple Mountain

Shakyfan wrote: »

That was Vera in Corrie. Vince was the name Jack used when he joined a dating agency.

Indeed!

Purple Mountain

Who in Corrie called who a 'chargrilled fish wife' and why?
Recently enough.

branie2

Shakyfan wrote: »

That was Vera in Corrie. Vince was the name Jack used when he joined a dating agency.

And you're no flamin' widow and all!

freshpopcorn

He lit me up like a Cheistmas tree!

branie2

Niamh in Fair City

TacoMan

"She knows exactly who I am...



And she's about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich!"

twirlagig

TacoMan wrote: »

"She knows exactly who I am...



And she's about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich!"

Pat Butcher

timothe

"I was born gobby"

Jurgen Klopp

branie2 wrote: »

Stay out of the darkness, walk in the light!

Young Steven in Fair City after being in the cult