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Do I have a compo claim?

  • 06-02-2019 4:13pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭


    Hear me, fellow Boardsies

    I had a terrible day today. The trauma I'm suffering is inhumane.

    So there I was sitting at a cafe chatting to a colleague when suddenly I felt a warm liquid run down my back. Someone had a slight stumble and spilled their soup! Can you imagine?! My jacket was covered in soup and some of it also got onto my shirt. The worst is that my shirt is not even 2 months old and now it's completely ruined. It looks like a "baby vomited down my back"

    It all happened so fast that I could not even process it all as the spiller quickly scamped away to tend to herself since she got the brunt of the soup spill. After everything calmed down and I patted myself clean as best I could I went back to having a conversation with my colleague.

    And this is where it gets bad... real bad...

    I just cannot shake the trauma of what happened to me. I will forever live with the thought that someone could sneak up behind me and spill soup on me. I'm sitting there chatting and being deathly afraid of everyone walking behind me. I cannot go back to work as there are people walking behind me all the time.

    My question is this:
    Do I have a compo claim against the establishment? Surely it's their fault for not guarding against this very common scenario and I'd also like to claim against the soup makers for making soup that stains clothing.

    €70k a piece sounds reasonable I think?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Sounds like a souperb idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Op €50,000 in it for you. Case dismissed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 624 ✭✭✭AnRothar



    €70k a piece sounds reasonable I think?
    Don't sell yourself short.


    I think €140K is a more reasonable figure to help you deal with the trauma.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Throw on a wash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,218 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    What's your surname?
    Certain surnames seem to do better in court.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Are you a member of any dubious ethnic grouping that specialise in this kind of thing? It would help if you were.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭brainfreeze


    As a mother, I don't think you have a claim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    You fool.

    You should have jumped up and then proceeded to fall down the nearest staircase.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    As a mother, I don't think you have a claim.

    This genuinely happened. I have photographic evidence to prove it.
    What's your surname?
    Certain surnames seem to do better in court.

    :( I've a Portuguese surname.
    Gravelly wrote: »
    Are you a member of any dubious ethnic grouping that specialise in this kind of thing? It would help if you were.

    :( As above, I'm of Portuguese descent.

    --


    Seamus! I need you to get in on this. It's your specialty. There must be a way for this to victimize me!


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Whatever you do, don't stew on it. You'll only get hot and broth-ered.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    Hear me, fellow Boardsies

    I had a terrible day today. The trauma I'm suffering is inhumane.

    So there I was sitting at a cafe chatting to a colleague when suddenly I felt a warm liquid run down my back. Someone had a slight stumble and spilled their soup! Can you imagine?! My jacket was covered in soup and some of it also got onto my shirt. The worst is that my shirt is not even 2 months old and now it's completely ruined. It looks like a "baby vomited down my back"

    It all happened so fast that I could not even process it all as the spiller quickly scamped away to tend to herself since she got the brunt of the soup spill. After everything calmed down and I patted myself clean as best I could I went back to having a conversation with my colleague.

    And this is where it gets bad... real bad...

    I just cannot shake the trauma of what happened to me. I will forever live with the thought that someone could sneak up behind me and spill soup on me. I'm sitting there chatting and being deathly afraid of everyone walking behind me. I cannot go back to work as there are people walking behind me all the time.

    My question is this:
    Do I have a compo claim against the establishment? Surely it's their fault for not guarding against this very common scenario and I'd also like to claim against the soup makers for making soup that stains clothing.

    €70k a piece sounds reasonable I think?
    Snowflake


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly



    :( As above, I'm of Portuguese descent.

    Were your parents cousins by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭tretorn


    Can you make your way to the nearest halting site.

    You will get plenty of tips from the residents there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Personally, I think you broth this all on yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Yes. Please give me your credit card details so I can fund your card immediately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,611 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I'm surprised you didn't end up a vegetable!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Humphrey BoaGart


    No need to get hot and brothered about it.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    How does the saying go in Ireland?

    You have your shïte…


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Are you a member of any dubious ethnic grouping that specialise in this kind of thing? It would help if you were.
    tretorn wrote: »
    Can you make your way to the nearest halting site.

    You will get plenty of tips from the residents there.
    What's your surname?
    Certain surnames seem to do better in court.

    The obsession with Travellers on AH recently is truly bizarre.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The obsession with Travellers on AH recently is truly bizarre.

    You'll come to terms with it somehow when they stop gaming the system.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Hear me, fellow Boardsies

    I had a terrible day today. The trauma I'm suffering is inhumane.

    So there I was sitting at a cafe chatting to a colleague when suddenly I felt a warm liquid run down my back. Someone had a slight stumble and spilled their soup! Can you imagine?! My jacket was covered in soup and some of it also got onto my shirt. The worst is that my shirt is not even 2 months old and now it's completely ruined. It looks like a "baby vomited down my back"

    It all happened so fast that I could not even process it all as the spiller quickly scamped away to tend to herself since she got the brunt of the soup spill. After everything calmed down and I patted myself clean as best I could I went back to having a conversation with my colleague.

    And this is where it gets bad... real bad...

    I just cannot shake the trauma of what happened to me. I will forever live with the thought that someone could sneak up behind me and spill soup on me. I'm sitting there chatting and being deathly afraid of everyone walking behind me. I cannot go back to work as there are people walking behind me all the time.

    My question is this:
    Do I have a compo claim against the establishment? Surely it's their fault for not guarding against this very common scenario and I'd also like to claim against the soup makers for making soup that stains clothing.

    €70k a piece sounds reasonable I think?

    Did you have a similar warm liquid run down your front to add to your discomfort?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    The obsession with Travellers on AH recently is truly bizarre.

    Not as bizarre as the obsession with defending them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,218 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    The obsession with Travellers on AH recently is truly bizarre.

    I said nothing about travellers.
    I just noticed certain names often appear in the papers/news regarding compensation claims.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    I said nothing about travellers.
    I just noticed certain names often appear in the papers/news regarding compensation claims.

    Are you pretending now that you weren't referring to common Traveller surnames. The racism on AH is bad enough without a mod joining in. You should know better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,218 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Are you pretending now that you weren't referring to common Traveller surnames. The racism on AH is bad enough without a mod joining in. You should know better.

    It's just an observation I've made that certain surnames often appear regarding compensation in the media.
    How am I meant to know these people are travellers unless the article says they are.
    It very rarely says they are.
    I never said travellers receive a lot of compensation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    It's just an observation I've made that certain surnames often appear regarding compensation in the media.
    How am I meant to know these people are travellers unless the article says they are.
    It very rarely says they are.

    Bit of a racist assumption from that poster, no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    It's just an observation I've made that certain surnames often appear regarding compensation in the media.
    How am I meant to know these people are travellers unless the article says they are.
    It very rarely says they are.
    I never said travellers receive a lot of compensation.

    Of course, it wasn't a thinly-veiled reference to Travellers.

    giphy.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    Thanks for all the replies thus far. I'm believe I have a strong case based on all the other compo claims that have come before me.

    Was speaking to a colleague about my traumatic event and she mentioned that burns = €€€, now while the soup was hot, it did not scald me but surely it could have scalded me?? There is also the case that I don't have my jacket anymore and we're in the middle of winter! I'm going to freeze to death on my way home today. That's an extra layer of trauma and now physical discomfort.

    Does anyone have contacts in the journalism area? This is front page news.
    Poor foredner with no jacket for winter is permanently traumatized following soup spill


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Who are you gona claim off ?. Cafe owner ? The lady who spilled the soup ? Cambells for making it? The bowl manufacturer?. Get a life. I hope,if you do claim the other party is shown this thread..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭brainfreeze


    As a parent I agree with Odyssey 2005.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,611 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Who are you gona claim off ?. Cafe owner ? The lady who spilled the soup ? Cambells for making it? The bowl manufacturer?.

    Nobody Knorr's!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Was speaking to a colleague about my traumatic event and she mentioned that burns = €€€, now while the soup was hot, it did not scald me but surely it could have scalded me??

    For a small fee, I could scald you. I'd use boiling water and sugar. The sugar sticks to the skin and intensifies the burning, not unlike napalm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Thanks for all the replies thus far. I'm believe I have a strong case based on all the other compo claims that have come before me.

    Was speaking to a colleague about my traumatic event and she mentioned that burns = €€€, now while the soup was hot, it did not scald me but surely it could have scalded me?? There is also the case that I don't have my jacket anymore and we're in the middle of winter! I'm going to freeze to death on my way home today. That's an extra layer of trauma and now physical discomfort.

    Does anyone have contacts in the journalism area? This is front page news.

    Ask Margaret Cash. She has all the journos numbers on speed dial.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    You should know better.

    You should report him to the ad-ministrone-tors


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,861 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Were you breastfeeding a baby at the time ??

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    You should report him to the ad-ministrone-tors

    I couldn't be broth-ered. I'll stew over it for a ladle while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Were you breastfeeding a baby at the time ??

    No, he's just big-boned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭gw80


    And don't forget to tell them you can't walk down the soup aisle in the supermarket anymore for fear of getting flashbacks.,reem it into them.


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Places like that would be too ERIN GRAVY RICH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    With the increased crackdown on bogus complai ants and increases sceptism shown to whiplash claims the new gold rush is in claiming ptsd. Minor scratch on car but 6 claimants claiming flashbacks and recurring distressing thoughts and inability to cope
    . Instantly cured with a payout,just like whiplash
    Edit i have complete sympathy for ppl suffering genuinly from whiplash or ptsd. My ire is aimed at the bogus or exagerated claims


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    ..bla bla bla spiller bla bla...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Hear me, fellow Boardsies

    I had a terrible day today. The trauma I'm suffering is inhumane.

    So there I was sitting at a cafe chatting to a colleague when suddenly I felt a warm liquid run down my back. Someone had a slight stumble and spilled their soup! Can you imagine?! My jacket was covered in soup and some of it also got onto my shirt. The worst is that my shirt is not even 2 months old and now it's completely ruined. It looks like a "baby vomited down my back"

    It all happened so fast that I could not even process it all as the spiller quickly scamped away to tend to herself since she got the brunt of the soup spill. After everything calmed down and I patted myself clean as best I could I went back to having a conversation with my colleague.

    And this is where it gets bad... real bad...

    I just cannot shake the trauma of what happened to me. I will forever live with the thought that someone could sneak up behind me and spill soup on me. I'm sitting there chatting and being deathly afraid of everyone walking behind me. I cannot go back to work as there are people walking behind me all the time.

    My question is this:
    Do I have a compo claim against the establishment? Surely it's their fault for not guarding against this very common scenario and I'd also like to claim against the soup makers for making soup that stains clothing.

    €70k a piece sounds reasonable I think?
    Are you sure it was soup? Maybe the restaurant was serving bad food and that warm liquid was a bout of gastro and said person couldn't make the toilet? Another compo claim could be on the cards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    You should also claim that soup was previously your favourite food and now you have a phobia about it and that your life has completely changed as a result. It’ll earn you a cool €100k easily!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,748 ✭✭✭✭maccored


    Thanks for all the replies thus far. I'm believe I have a strong case based on all the other compo claims that have come before me.

    Was speaking to a colleague about my traumatic event and she mentioned that burns = €€€, now while the soup was hot, it did not scald me but surely it could have scalded me?? There is also the case that I don't have my jacket anymore and we're in the middle of winter! I'm going to freeze to death on my way home today. That's an extra layer of trauma and now physical discomfort.

    Does anyone have contacts in the journalism area? This is front page news.

    pity it was hot. if it had been cold you could have had an extra claim that you were expecting it to be hot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    maccored wrote: »
    pity it was hot. if it had been cold you could have had an extra claim that you were expecting it to be hot

    Likewise, did it come with a fly in it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Hear me, fellow Boardsies

    I had a terrible day today. The trauma I'm suffering is inhumane.

    So there I was sitting at a cafe chatting to a colleague when suddenly I felt a warm liquid run down my back. Someone had a slight stumble and spilled their soup! Can you imagine?! My jacket was covered in soup and some of it also got onto my shirt. The worst is that my shirt is not even 2 months old and now it's completely ruined. It looks like a "baby vomited down my back"

    It all happened so fast that I could not even process it all as the spiller quickly scamped away to tend to herself since she got the brunt of the soup spill. After everything calmed down and I patted myself clean as best I could I went back to having a conversation with my colleague.

    And this is where it gets bad... real bad...

    I just cannot shake the trauma of what happened to me. I will forever live with the thought that someone could sneak up behind me and spill soup on me. I'm sitting there chatting and being deathly afraid of everyone walking behind me. I cannot go back to work as there are people walking behind me all the time.

    My question is this:
    Do I have a compo claim against the establishment? Surely it's their fault for not guarding against this very common scenario and I'd also like to claim against the soup makers for making soup that stains clothing.

    €70k a piece sounds reasonable I think?

    I'm not sleeping tonight after reading this.Stuff of nightmares:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    mad muffin wrote: »
    How does the saying go in Ireland?

    You have your shïte…

    Nah...it's "ya will and yer Arse"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,189 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you




    :( I've a Portuguese surname.



    :( As above, I'm of Portuguese descent.

    So somewhere down the line your family travelled?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭klm1


    It'd help your case if we knew if the spiller was a cereal spiller as well or if this was a once off.


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