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What would you do with the chainsaws?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Them door to door salesmen can be quite pushy.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    So if she bought them and then cancelled the cheque, is she technically stealing the chainsaws?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 408 ✭✭SoundsRight


    Wonder where the 'travelling' salesman got them from?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭boombang


    Is anybody reporting the ethnicity of these "travelling" salesmen?

    I note an article from the UK in 2015 about Irish men selling similar items from the backs of Range Rovers:

    https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/13771165.police-investigate-suspicious-irish-men-selling-chainsaws-and-generators-from-a-range-rover/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'll buy one off her. I always fancied having a go at a bit of chain saw sculpture!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Grayson wrote: »
    So if she bought them and then cancelled the cheque, is she technically stealing the chainsaws?

    I'm guessing they probably fell off the back of a lorry in the first place. I swear, boss!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Johnny Red Cab


    Picture in the article are of generators. Not a chainsaw in sight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭JPCN1


    Picture in the article are of generators. Not a chainsaw in sight.

    You might want to visit spec savers...

    Horrible effers to be pressuring the elderly like this. I'd worry for her that they'd come back looking for the goods or money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,241 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Grayson wrote: »
    So if she bought them and then cancelled the cheque, is she technically stealing the chainsaws?

    Given the fact that these "salesmen" harassed and intimidated an elderly woman living alone, I think the question of her stealing these saws is pointless imo.

    What a coincidence that these "reputable salesmen" thought it a good idea to push this stock on a vulnerable member of society who obviously had no use for it. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Elderly people are living in fear in this country - if these lads were caught, the full rigors of the law should come to bear on these ****ers. :mad:


  • Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    Picture in the article are of generators. Not a chainsaw in sight.

    12 chainsaws in plain view. 11 are boxed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭turdball


    Suppose i could cut the tyres on certain people's houses as payback


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Given the fact that these "salesmen" harassed and intimidated an elderly woman living alone, I think the question of her stealing these saws is pointless imo.

    What a coincidence that these "reputable salesmen" thought it a good idea to push this stock on a vulnerable member of society who obviously had no use for it. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Elderly people are living in fear in this country - if these lads were caught, the full rigors of the law should come to bear on these ****ers. :mad:

    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    12 chainsaws in plain view. 11 are boxed.

    What the....


    I see 1 chainsaw- unboxed, plus a heap of generators, power washers and some other stuff I can't quite make out, but I can make it out enough to tell it's not a chainsaw (looks like those portable speakers on wheels the kids annoy everyone with), plus a few boxes of other non chainsaw related something or others!

    Edit - Never mind , I can see them now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭JPCN1


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.

    Why the fuuk would an elderly lady want dozens of chainsaws and generators?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    the unopened boxes are full of bricks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    the unopened boxes are full of bricks

    I see you've been to Clara market.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,423 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.

    What kind of country do you want to live in?
    Where it's ok to take money off an old woman living alone for?

    12 Chainsaws
    11 Generators
    7 Power Washers
    Tools

    Really?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    JPCN1 wrote: »
    Why the fuuk would an elderly lady want dozens of chainsaws and generators?

    I don't think they really cared!

    I wonder what John Connors makes of all this - probably wants the racist auld dear done for passing dodgy cheques to hard working salesmen.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭Patrick2010


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.


    No matter what the thread there's always someone who'll play devils advocate for the crack.
    So she bought one chainsaw then decided she could use another 11, along with 11 generators and a load of power washers????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    Que every utility company's sales team blasting their way to bantry right now(and phonewatch)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,638 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Is she selling them off cheap?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭aziz


    And not a socket set in sight:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Hopefully all are returned to their rightful owners.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    If cheques were cashed it shouldnt be too hard to track the account holder.
    Of course we have the usual gob****es who wants to give these bastards the benefit of the doubt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Johnny Red Cab


    Hopefully all are returned to their rightful owners.
    The "Hoi Sing" chainsaw factory?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    Wonder where the 'travelling' salesman got them from?

    On his travels?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,218 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I've a relative who used be a bit naive in the past(They've wised up now) and they purchased a power tool off a travelling sales man. It never worked. I think there was a part missing.
    We tracked down roughly where they were from and it turned out they were arrested by the Gardai for an unrelated crime and died in Gardai custody.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,253 ✭✭✭jackofalltrades


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.
    Really, your going to try and defend one of the most blatant forms of extortion that I've read about in quite some time.

    The Garda Sgt described it as a ""heinous crime" against a vulnerable person" and advised elderly people to use "a door chain or limiter to prevent them forcing their way inside".
    I don't think this is a case of someone not knowing how to say no to a "do you want to switch energy supplier" type of call.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,218 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.

    I don't know is this an urban/rural thing but the only sales men I see are selling dodgy tools, knives, socks and boots.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I don't think they really cared!

    I wonder what John Connors makes of all this - probably wants the racist auld dear done for passing dodgy cheques to hard working salesmen.:D

    I'd say he's fuming that his cheques were cancelled.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭PingTing comes for Fire


    Grayson wrote: »
    So if she bought them and then cancelled the cheque, is she technically stealing the chainsaws?


    Standard cooling off period before permanent commitment to the contract.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Good time to learn to juggle chainsaws I reckon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,611 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Did she use travellers cheques?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    What type of men prey on old women's cheque books?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair
    No.
    the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.
    No, just no.

    12 chainsaws, 11 generators, seven power washers and assorted tools. The devil doesn't need an advocate here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭turdball


    Getting ready for the zombie apocalypse I reckon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,585 ✭✭✭✭bucketybuck


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.

    :rolleyes:

    There's always one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,064 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair the story never says she was intimidated. It says that she was pressured. And that's what all salesmen do. The vast majority of door to door salesmen in Ireland are selling legitimate merchandise. It's quite possible that they were just really pushy, sold one thing and then went back because she was an easy sell.

    We literally don't know what happened.

    If it was someone who used intimidation to get a sale, then I agree, they should be punished. But we can't say for certain that it was.

    h552A978E


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭Needles73


    No matter what the thread there's always someone who'll play devils advocate for the crack.
    So she bought one chainsaw then decided she could use another 11, along with 11 generators and a load of power washers????

    Ah come on ... She was cute enough. Seeing they were crap quality she knew to do a days work she’d easily need the twelve chainsaws. She knows her saws.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    What type of men prey on old women's cheque books?

    I think we all know the answer to that if we're being honest.

    Those dirty, stinking, good-for-nothing bastards...
    The Amish.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Cold callers eh?
    I think they mean dirty fooking knackers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 Emporor Rosko


    What type of men prey on old women's cheque books?

    Minister for finance around budget time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,611 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    What type of men prey on old women's cheque books?

    Priests.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I’d sell them to the travellers, they’re always buying shït like that to sell on and try and turn a quick buck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,947 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Whoever swindled her are the Absolute scum of the earth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    I'm making a supposition here but bear with me.

    Let's say these 'travelling salesmen' are not registered for VAT. Infact (Shock Horror) they are actually technically unemployed and in receipt of a social welfare payment for, oh I don't know, disability allowance for instance.

    So how would they then be able to lodge the cheques into their bank accounts without raising a few suspicious eyebrows in the Department of Social Welfare, or would such eyebrow raising be in itself racist?

    I don't think anywhere actually cashes cheques anymore do they? Or as these fine upstanding members of society are in such good social standing perhaps the local landlord of their favorite watering hole may perhaps oblige?

    Or am I very naive indeed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Johnny Red Cab


    They get the cheques made out to cash, or left blank.

    There are still dodgy pubs that will cash cheques and certain other places that will oblige.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,611 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I’d sell them to the travellers, they’re always buying shït like that to sell on and try and turn a quick buck.
    And me there thinking they just robbed them! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    I'm making a supposition here but bear with me.

    Let's say these 'travelling salesmen' are not registered for VAT. Infact (Shock Horror) they are actually technically unemployed and in receipt of a social welfare payment for, oh I don't know, disability allowance for instance.

    So how would they then be able to lodge the cheques into their bank accounts without raising a few suspicious eyebrows in the Department of Social Welfare, or would such eyebrow raising be in itself racist?

    I don't think anywhere actually cashes cheques anymore do they? Or as these fine upstanding members of society are in such good social standing perhaps the local landlord of their favorite watering hole may perhaps oblige?

    Or am I very naive indeed?

    Can confirm. Eyebrow raising = racist. Tread carefully.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Chainsaw alarm. Anything else is frankly a waste of a chainsaw.

    https://youtu.be/T1vUJRICT2Y


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