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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    A 'hare'y story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,949 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Didn't dealz do something similar a bit back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Didn't dealz do something similar a bit back?

    Just what every woman needs, a sex toy that leaks battery acid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,949 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    nullzero wrote: »
    Just what every woman needs, a sex toy that leaks battery acid.
    More a tingle than a tickle...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    nullzero wrote: »
    Just what every woman needs, a sex toy that leaks battery acid.

    They use standard AA batteries, like the majority of sex toys. And you have to buy your own so can put in good quality ones if you want.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    FanadMan wrote: »
    They use standard AA batteries, like the majority of sex toys. And you have to buy your own so can put in good quality ones if you want.

    I'll bow to your superior knowledge, it was just a joke BTW.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    nullzero wrote: »
    I'll bow to your superior knowledge, it was just a joke BTW.

    I know. It's great skulking around Dealz, watching who will pick up the toys. It's cool seeing an elderly woman picking up a Love Egg or Cock Ring, someone is getting some action :D


  • Posts: 7,522 ✭✭✭ Jesus Tight Sushi


    FanadMan wrote: »
    I know. It's great skulking around Dealz, watching who will pick up the toys. It's cool seeing an elderly woman picking up a Love Egg or Cock Ring, someone is getting some action :D

    or she thought they were hens eggs and the ring was a gift for her granddaughter :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    or she thought they were hens eggs and the ring was a gift for her granddaughter :pac:

    In any case, someone was having fun that night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,860 ✭✭✭take everything


    Love how female sex toys are called things like Rose blush or some other ****e.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    nullzero wrote: »
    Just what every woman needs, a sex toy that leaks battery acid.

    And blurts out Elvis catchphrases.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭magentis


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    And blurts out Elvis catchphrases.

    You ain't nothing but a hound dog,buyin' dildos all the time...


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