Pissing Postman

elli21

i just witnessed my postman pissing outside my front door.Everyone is saying I must report him ....The chap is looking like he is is in his early 60's ...May struggle to get an other Job


I'm really uncomfortable about seeing a trail of piss down my driveway....But I' very uncomfortable Knowing he could loose his job....I really am a soft touch

Johnnyhpipe

Its only a piss. Leave him alone.

beertons

Does he deliver weed?

my3cents

We don't get post on a Sunday

muffler

You didn't invite him in to use the loo?

Collie D

If my postman was willing to deliver my post on a Sunday I'd overlook a bit of piss.

Try harder

Duckworth_Luas

Well, as the name suggests, he's supposed to deliver piss, but usually in a pot.

Timberrrrrrrr

Piss off :rolleyes:

bear1

elli21 wrote: »

i just witnessed my postman pissing outside my front door.Everyone is saying I must report him ....The chap is looking like he is is in his early 60's ...May struggle to get an other Job


I'm really uncomfortable about seeing a trail of piss down my driveway....But I' very uncomfortable Knowing he could loose his job....I really am a soft touch

Here's a thought, instead of reporting him and getting him the sack.
Why not have a chat with him and tell him not to piss outside your house again?
If he does it again then it's a different story.

Avatar MIA

Is the OP high?

yabadabado

Yup,this didn't happen .

gozunda

The pissing potman

Vs

The missing postman


A tale of two different consonants....

elli21

the reason i just witnessed is because I myself am pissed off at putting down Jeyes Fluid outside my house..



Having come back fro a weekend i n Wexford and reviewing the CCCtv...you can clearlly see him releive himself

bear1

elli21 wrote: »

the reason i just witnessed is because I myself am pissed off at putting down Jeyes Fluid outside my house..



Having come back fro a weekend i n Wexford and reviewing the CCCtv...you can clearlly see him releive himself

Tis a bit of **** you're spewing now isn't it

Doctors room ghost

Sure he has to p1ss somewhere he hasn’t a potty in the van.
And jeyes fluid is overpriced.get yourself the aldi bleach and work it with a yard brush.you get the bleach for one eighth the price

Avatar MIA

Report him. But, letters are not the worst thing to come through a letter box.

Not that I believe this for a second.

elli21

bear1 wrote: »

Here's a thought, instead of reporting him and getting him the sack.
Why not have a chat with him and tell him not to piss outside your house again?
If he does it again then it's a different story.

I'm A 46 yr old woman who works odd shift's...How do have a chat with this chap.It's going to be awarkad ...to say the least

vicwatson

Leave him, don't rat him out, the poor dude might have a bladder infection or something worse, if it was a regular basis then that's something different, who of us have never got caught short eh

Alrigghtythen

He doesn't have a pot to piss in

elli21

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Is the OP high?

Yup because the postman pisses outside my front door....Must mean I'm high:rolleyes::rolleyes:

elli21

vicwatson wrote: »

Leave him, don't rat him out, the poor dude might have a bladder infection or something worse, if it was a regular basis then that's something different, who of us have never got caught short eh

You see I'm with you....He is no spring chicken ...On the other hand my husband is furious as we have a 13 yr old daughter

aaakev

Post the footage so we can decide ourselves

lalababa

elli21 wrote: »

I'm A 46 yr old woman who works odd shift's...How do have a chat with this chap.It's going to be awarkad ...to say the least

Look at it as a positive : you have a funny story you can tell your friends.
If he was genuinely caught short in a built-up area it might be ok. If he had a vehicle he should have gone up against that.
If you are out a bit in the country I would be more perplexed, and discuss what to do (if anything ) with some confidants.
Prehaps leave a note of some sort.

Ficheall

elli21 wrote: »

You see I'm with you....He is no spring chicken ...On the other hand my husband is furious as we have a 13 yr old daughter

You have a 13 yr old daughter with the postman? I'm not surprised your husband is furious, even after all this time. I guess him pissing outside was the last straw.

orourkeda1977

I wish a postwoman would do this in my house

Mookie Blaylock

Why would your locals glass picker píss outside your door?

bear1

elli21 wrote: »

I'm A 46 yr old woman who works odd shift's...How do have a chat with this chap.It's going to be awarkad ...to say the least

A note?

Pol Pot is upsetting the neighbours again.

elli21

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Report him. But, letters are not the worst thing to come through a letter box.

Not that I believe this for a second.

What is worse than letters coming through your Letter box
The only thing I want through my letter box ix is my post.


It's fine that you don't beleive me for a second..

elli21

bear1 wrote: »

A note?

Geninue question ..

And what must I say in this note ??

Ficheall

elli21 wrote: »

What is worse than letters coming through your Letter box

Bills.

Ficheall

Ficheall wrote: »

Bills.

Or Pats or Mickeys, I guess.

Mookie Blaylock

Ficheall wrote: »

Bills.

Lit matches

Avatar MIA

elli21 wrote: »

And what must I say in this note ??

'We have CCTV in this house. Pub X down the road has a bathroom I'm sure they will allow you to use.'

He can infer the rest.

elli21

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

Why would your locals glass picker píss outside your door?

You tell me.

Diabeties runs on my husband's side of the family...I am thinking It's maybe related to that???

Conor Bourke

elli21 wrote: »

You tell me.

Diabeties runs on my husband's side of the family...I am thinking It's maybe related to that???

Your husband is the postman?!

Ash.J.Williams

He could be sick and may only have seconds to pi55

elli21

Ficheall wrote: »

Bills.

Don't now about you but for me about 95% of my post is bills

bluefinger

Print off a picture off the guy doing his business from cctv and send it to yourself as a postcard. That'll weird him out if nothing else.

Mookie Blaylock

I'd say the auld "Potman" isn't the only one taking the píss here

CinemaGuy45

OP there is no postal service on Sunday.

elli21

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Your husband is the postman?!

That's a piss poor attempt.


Must try harder

Ficheall

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Your husband is the postman?!

Okay, so the OP's husband is the postman, which makes sense if they have a 13yr old daughter. He is furious about this, so he pisses outside the front door. Story checks out.

RichardoKhan

After all he does work for An Pist

El Tarangu

elli21 wrote: »

Diabeties runs on my husband's side of the family...I am thinking It's maybe related to that???

Greek doctors from old antiquity used to diagnose diabetes by drinking a glass of the patient's urine; a sweet taste would normally indicate diabetes.

You could always check yourself next time, if it is worrying you.

elli21

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

OP there is no postal service on Sunday.

Yeh...I Think we have already covered that...


I was talking about reviewing the CCTv this morn when we came back from Wexford...Any suggestions of how We must deal with my post man pissing outside my front door ?

Doctors room ghost

elli21 wrote: »

I'm A 46 yr old woman who works odd shift's...How do have a chat with this chap.It's going to be awarkad ...to say the least

You could always send him a letter.haha
“Howya posty.thanks for the many years delivering my post.great job.but can you please stop pissing in my garden.all the best”

dr.fuzzenstein

elli21 wrote: »

I'm A 46 yr old woman who works odd shift's...How do have a chat with this chap.It's going to be awarkad ...to say the least

Put up a sign "do not relieve yourself on my property".

elli21

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

I'd say the auld "Potman" isn't the only one taking the píss here

I wish it was not true...


weather you believe or not is up to you..Check my post history...I'm not a one that goes on Ah alot...The postman pissed outside my front door But I'm the one who is" taking the piss"

Doctors room ghost

elli21 wrote: »

I wish it was not true...


weather you believe or not is up to you..Check my post history...I'm not a one that goes on Ah alot...The postman pissed outside my front door But I'm the one who is" taking the piss"

CCTV in operation here sign should stop him so

Odyssey 2005

elli21 wrote: »

You see I'm with you....He is no spring chicken ...On the other hand my husband is furious as we have a 13 yr old daughter

Why is your husband furious as you have a 13yo daughter ?