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Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    We're getting bang for the licence fee buck today


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Must watch Life of Brian again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,514 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    all priests are pedophiles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    We're not living in America.

    Stick to the issue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    If it cant be enforced why keep it there?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,685 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Life Of Brian was one of the worst comedies I ever saw. Simplistic, crude and not very funny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Accusing all priests of paedophilia isnt blasphemous is it?

    I'm no lawyer but that sounds slanderous rather than blasphemous.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,029 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Life Of Brian was one of the worst comedies I ever saw. Simplistic, crude and not very funny

    STONE HIM.

    :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭boardise


    Ah , at last a young male feral to balance out all the vixens.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Joe's contribution to this is nothing more than gasps and sharp intakes of breath. Yuk!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,203 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    if they are behaving at school, then maybe it's not all the children's fault ..


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Life Of Brian was one of the worst comedies I ever saw. Simplistic, crude and not very funny

    You might be able to get a sense of humour implant on the HSE. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Do you not get it....the child is trying to exert control over the family. It's a power struggle.....need an alpha male (strong willed father) and mother in support. Only way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Theres definitely something wrong if school is their happy place


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Are there any normal kids out there ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭boardise


    We need less Autism and more Oughtism in my very honest and humble opinion.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    No election text poll, and no election chat at all, apart from the token gesture that was broadcasted on monday, very strange indeed that not 1 person in the whole country wanted to chat about the tv "debates", not 1.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Does autism have a sexy side?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    so there's a sexy size to Autism?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,029 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    No election text poll, and no election chat at all, apart from the token gesture that was broadcasted on monday, very strange indeed that not 1 person in the whole country wanted to chat about the tv "debates", not 1.

    I don't think it's allowed after 2pm today.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,257 ✭✭✭BettePorter


    To be fair...These parents today are a lot more honest than that earnest guy yesterday. He was almost claiming his child was an innocent. At least these women are acknowledging the issue. Earnest was all blame blame blame anyone else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    She's lucky.

    Her daughter only tries to kill or hurt herself?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    Jeff2 wrote: »
    I don't think it's allowed after 2pm today.

    But isn't there a debate on TV later??


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Jeff2 wrote: »
    I don't think it's allowed after 2pm today.

    Oh right, my mistake so, taught it was tomorrow, as there was a tv debate later, did the 2pm include the blasphemy thing


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,257 ✭✭✭BettePorter


    It's 2pm tomorrow the moratorium begins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    All this modern-day autism, maybe it's the vaccines afterall.
    Some folks say ASD is directly related to gluten intolerance.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 207
    Joe Shows: 167
    No Show Joe Shows: 40
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 40

    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 33
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
    D'Omen Shows: 5
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1


    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
    AT LEAST €417,500*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    "De Childers Dat Will Or May Possibly Do De Dyin' in De Future so to speak from de ODD, ADHD, and Udder Diseases summarised in acronyms and dat, all captured on CCCCCCTV" as told by a buke writer who went to TCD and occasionally wurks for RTÉ.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 207
    Joe Shows: 167
    No Show Joe Shows: 40
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 40

    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 33
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
    D'Omen Shows: 5
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1


    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
    AT LEAST €417,500*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    "De Childers Dat Will Or May Possibly Do De Dyin' in De Future so to speak from de ODD, ADHD, and Udder Diseases summarised in acronyms and dat, all captured on CCCCCCTV" as told by a buke writer who went to TCD and occasionally wurks for RTÉ.

    Gold! :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,172 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    To be fair...These parents today are a lot more honest than that earnest guy yesterday. He was almost claiming his child was an innocent. At least these women are acknowledging the issue. Earnest was all blame blame blame anyone else.

    Aaah heeyur.... it’s a situation nobody but nobody wants to encounter.

    I cannot imagine anything worse, so I wouldn’t throw shade on anyone even remotely touched by the condition or issues involved.

    Earnest was just looking for help,the poor guy was in a quandary.

    I didn’t have him blaming anyone as I heard it.


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