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Which modern celebrity would make the best messiah?

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27-09-2018 7:03pm

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Atoms for Peace

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If you had to choose a modern celebrity figure to take up the mantle of Jesus, flying spaghetti monster or Mohammad and become the chosen one who would it be?
For me it would have to Morrisey, not Marty the other one from Manchester.

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#2 27-09-2018 7:04pm
Outlaw Pete

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Kelly Clarkson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T2n_n9H67g

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Donald Trump

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Donald Trump

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Bill Murray

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Norm Macdonald.

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Joaquin Phoenix.

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Mattress Mick.

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Sarah Silverman.

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Russell brand of course

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#10 27-09-2018 7:10pm
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Josh Groban or Adam Buxton

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Morgan freeman

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#12 27-09-2018 7:12pm
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noble00 wrote: »

Morgan freeman

He'd be more of a Deity, being as he is the literal voice of god already.

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#13 27-09-2018 7:17pm
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I thought Bono was the Messiah , anyway if it's not him I'd like to nominate Conor McGregors sister .

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Yer Ma

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#15 27-09-2018 7:56pm
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Liam Neeson.

He will always look for you.

He will always find you.

Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!

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#16 27-09-2018 7:57pm
Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

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I would say a transgendered and/or gender fluid lesbian Muslim traveller obese dwarf with red hair and a cocaine addiction.

Think most bases would be covered there?

Bonus points if they are a siamese twin.

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#17 27-09-2018 8:31pm
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Atoms for Peace wrote: »

He'd be more of a Deity, being as he is the literal voice of god already.

His voice gives me the creepers

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George Clooney, that way we could have tequila for mass

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I'm going for a female messiah, Ellen DeGeneres, she'd be great craic.

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Defaulter1831 wrote: »

Pat Kenny

Cant be the Messiah. He's already a defective Cylon model.

Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!

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Thinly disguised "which cleb would like to crucify" thread

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#26 27-09-2018 11:12pm
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Marty Morrissey!

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Yer man that was in that film a while back.

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tigerboon wrote: »

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Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

I think he has aids unfortunately.

Riddled with it.

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