Love Island Australia

johnpatrick81

Seeing as 3e are starting to show it tonight! Who’s in? Looks a million times better than the atrociously boring and bad UK one.

Start doing yere homework peeps!

https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/television/tv-news/im-the-star-of-everyones-snapchat-stories-meet-the-10-inyourface-love-island-australia-contestants-37145387.html

Mam of 4

Put me out to pasture now , there's only one of them older than my eldest .
Babies they are! !

Duck Soup

I'm ready. Doritos and Jack Daniel's to hand.

Duck Soup

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Put me out to pasture now , there's only one of them older than my eldest .
Babies they are! !

If you don't want to see attractive people engaged in licentious behaviour, look away now.

I'll tell you what happens later.

Mam of 4

Duck Soup wrote: »

If you don't want to see attractive people engaged in licentious behaviour, look away now.

I'll tell you what happens later.

thanks , I'll cover my eyes

Duck Soup

Josh looks and sounds like an Australian version of Swiss Toni.

jluv

Loved that noone stood up for him:P

Duck Soup

Not that there's anything wrong with it, obviiiiously, but there's no way on god's green earth that Justin is straight.

Mam of 4

That model lad is in love already God help him.

With himself .

Mam of 4

Ok , I tried , back to channel hopping here now , enjoy

Duck Soup

God Jesus Charlie, you win the award for quickest foot in mouth.

Duck Soup

Josh and Charlie are already vying for the title of most annoying tool.

Duck Soup

"I'm not going to lie, I fückin' hate the cünt."

Welcome to the villa, Kim.

johnpatrick81

Quality stuff!!

Biggest laugh was some of McDermott’s work, Charlie and the 2 thumbs up if you gonna fvck this up!! :pac:

Already better than the UK pish.

Adamocovic

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Quality stuff!!

Biggest laugh was some of McDermott’s work, Charlie and the 2 thumbs up if you gonna fvck this up!! :pac:

Already better than the UK pish.

He really surprised me!

I don't want to be mean but Grant must be one of the most dim contestant these shows have gotten, and that's saying something.

And eoghan mcdermott gets funnier! who knew!

pooch90

I've finished this but it's so much better than the UK one and McDermott is brilliant in it!
And yes, Justin has to be gay but he turns into a great character.

Adamocovic

pooch90 wrote: »

I've finished this but it's so much better than the UK one and McDermott is brilliant in it!
And yes, Justin has to be gay but he turns into a great character.

It was big speculation during the airing of the show in Australia.

He is an extremely flamboyant fella. I know it's bad us assuming his sexuality based on how he carries himself but I find it hard to believe he is seriously on the show to fall in love with any of the girls in there.

May fall further in love with himself though. :pac:

Duck Soup

What's your favourite food?

Pass tar. God I love pass tar.

Say what now?

Duck Soup

So given the choice for 2 picnic dates, Kim chooses Josh and Charlie, the two biggest tools in there. This does not speak well for Kim.

Surreptitious

What's with all the faded denim jackets, it's like a dodgy episode of Home and Away.

Adamocovic

Duck Soup wrote: »

So given the choice for 2 picnic dates, Kim chooses Josh and Charlie, the two biggest tools in there. This does not speak well for Kim.

I must be the only one who is a fan of Josh haha!

Duck Soup

Erin's a nutter. I mean seriously off the hook. FFS don't give her any drink.

Duck Soup

There's a lot less social niceties or pretence with the Aussies. Don't fancy you. Fancy her. Bye. Anyone have a condom?

Duck Soup

Grant is a bounder. Cassidy deserves better. (They're feisty these Aussie women aren't they?).

johnpatrick81

The lads are proper brain dead on this

I wasn’t really buying the whole Cassidy love triangle there, felt awfully scripted with some really bad acting. But ya the dude basically fvckd himself, unless he ends up with Cassidy and then it was 100% scripted.

Erin’s gas!

buswankers

Duck Soup wrote: »

Erin's a nutter. I mean seriously off the hook. FFS don't give her any drink.

She's a complete mentaller!!

gwalk

when erin was giving yer one the finger during the spin the bottle hahaha

its a game, and hes a lad you met two days ago for god sake

Adamocovic

Honestly think they should monitor Erin and keep cutlery out of reach.

As for Grant, it's bewildering how spaced out of it he always seems! It's like he has little to no awareness.

buswankers

gwalk wrote: »

when erin was giving yer one the finger during the spin the bottle hahaha

its a game, and hes a lad you met two days ago for god sake

It's mad how Eden isn't a bit turned off by her craziness isn't it! Like 2 seconds after coupling up with him she was like "if anyone tries to steal you I'll stab them"

buswankers

Adamocovic wrote: »

As for Grant, it's bewildering how spaced out of it he always seems! It's like he has little to no awareness.

Nail on head there, the amount of crap (excuse the pun :P) he's getting away with is nearly unbelievable!

Adamocovic

buswankers wrote: »

Nail on head there, the amount of crap (excuse the pun :P) he's getting away with is nearly unbelievable!

The sad ting is like he genuinely doesn't realise what's going on or intends to do the stupid things, which makes it harder to give out or get angry with him :pac:

Like a dog who eats your sleepers without blinking an eye, and then suddenly realizes it's wrong when they see your reaction.

skipper_G

Yer man Justin is the spit of Buzz Lightyear

skipper_G

buswankers wrote: »

It's mad how Eden isn't a bit turned off by her craziness isn't it! Like 2 seconds after coupling up with him she was like "if anyone tries to steal you I'll stab them"

She's completely insane, I kinda love her

johnpatrick81

So weird seeing John James again!!

Tomorrow will be fun. Grant is legit brain dead. He must have fried his brain on some failed electrician jobs.

So far so good. I still didn’t buy those tears from Cassidy and Tayla, seemed 100% scripted.

skipper_G

I'm on episode 3 this is much much better than the boring UK series. Erin is a nutter, I love her.
From last night when Eden said he was stabbed by an ex and Erin replied "I love her"

Adamocovic

skipper_G wrote: »

I'm on episode 3 this is much much better than the boring UK series. Erin is a nutter, I love her.
From last night when Eden said he was stabbed by an ex and Erin replied "I love her"

After hearing that it al made sense why Erin's craziness is putting him off. Cleary his type!

johnpatrick81

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

So weird seeing John James again!!

Tomorrow will be fun. Grant is legit brain dead. He must have fried his brain on some failed electrician jobs.

So far so good. I still didn’t buy those tears from Cassidy and Tayla, seemed 100% scripted.

john james has gone through quite the transformation! Erin is brilliant. Shes a complete nutjob but her and Cassidy make great tv

skipper_G

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

So weird seeing John James again!!

Tomorrow will be fun. Grant is legit brain dead. He must have fried his brain on some failed electrician jobs.

So far so good. I still didn’t buy those tears from Cassidy and Tayla, seemed 100% scripted.

Grant is as dumb as a box of rocks

Duck Soup

Some severe side-boobage going on. This is what I call quality TV.

skipper_G

Duck Soup wrote: »

Some severe side-boobage going on. This is what I call quality TV.

Duck Soup

Aussie girls circle the guys like sharks. The poor bastards don't stand a chance.

Duck Soup

Josh makes me vaguely nauseous. Tayla oscillates between looking really hot and looking like a slightly sunburnt hamster. Natasha can't believe she spent all that money on hugh mammaries and she ain't gettin' no love. John James has no discernible personality. Kim is ridiculously hot. I wouldn't trust Erin with a kitchen knife.

skipper_G

Duck Soup wrote: »

Josh makes me vaguely nauseous. Tayla oscillates between looking really hot and looking like a slightly sunburnt hamster. Natasha can't believe she spent all that money on hugh mammaries and she ain't gettin' no love. John James has no discernible personality. Kim is ridiculously hot. I wouldn't trust Erin with a kitchen knife.

Erin is like stabby insane, but it makes her seem hotter to me

Alf Veedersane

I had heard Eoghan McDermott might be funny.

When is that due to happen?

Duck Soup

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I had heard Eoghan McDermott might be funny.

When is that due to happen?

That was last night, about 5 minutes in. You missed it.

ConcertKing

Just after watching episode one.

McDermotts constant jokes bout Charlie not having a boat have me in stitches!!!

skipper_G

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I had heard Eoghan McDermott might be funny.

When is that due to happen?

Ah he's grand

Monife

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I had heard Eoghan McDermott might be funny.

When is that due to happen?

Thank you!!

I'm finding him painful!!

Autochange

its scripted and edited. Preying on simple minds.
Come on you are better than this.