What's your invention idea?

Chancer3001

I've a few. Inventions probabaly not even the right word . Ideas I spose

1 - Change car tyres to balls (giggidy). Imagine how easy parallel parking would be if your car had big swiss ball type wheels. You could have a joystick instead of a steering wheel and just strafe the car left or right to get into a space. So easy. You could also spin 360 to change direction.

2 - Webcams in pubs so you could see if it was busy / dead before ya decided to go in. Blur out the face somehow I spose

3 - Completely online doctors. I feel sick, whats the symptoms, poof heres a pdf of a precription. No need to get outta bed. NEXT

4 - A smart fridge that told ya exactly what was making that awful smell in there.

5 - teeny tiny GPS stickers that couldnt be removed. Stick them on power tools, laptops, phones etc so people wouldnt steal them.

Grayson

A sandwich with both bacon and cheese.

Donald Trump

Chancer3001 wrote: »

I've a few. Inventions probabaly not even the right word . Ideas I spose

1 - Change car tyres to balls (giggidy). Imagine how easy parallel parking would be if your car had big swiss ball type wheels. You could have a joystick instead of a steering wheel and just strafe the car left or right to get into a space. So easy. You could also spin 360 to change direction.

What is it with you and your obsession with balls. You didn't lick that off a stone I'll tell ya!

Chancer3001 wrote: »

2 - Webcams in pubs so you could see if it was busy / dead before ya decided to go in. Blur out the face somehow I spose

Handy aswell for me to stalk out potential victims in multiple locations remotely as once.

Chancer3001 wrote: »

3 - Completely online doctors. I feel sick, whats the symptoms, poof heres a pdf of a precription. No need to get outta bed. NEXT

PM sent. I'll send you a prescription for 20 quid

Chancer3001 wrote: »

4 - A smart fridge that told ya exactly what was making that awful smell in there.

Smart fridge says "The smell is coming from you"

Chancer3001 wrote: »

5 - teeny tiny GPS stickers that couldnt be removed. Stick them on power tools, laptops, phones etc so people wouldnt steal them.

Also handy for me tracking/stalking purposes. See 3 above

Sin City

Your not getting any of my ideas

Im off to the patent offiice

This time next year Ill be a millionaire:D:D:D:D

Grayson

Chancer3001 wrote: »

I've a few. Inventions probabaly not even the right word . Ideas I spose

1 - Change car tyres to balls (giggidy). Imagine how easy parallel parking would be if your car had big swiss ball type wheels. You could have a joystick instead of a steering wheel and just strafe the car left or right to get into a space. So easy. You could also spin 360 to change direction.

2 - Webcams in pubs so you could see if it was busy / dead before ya decided to go in. Blur out the face somehow I spose

3 - Completely online doctors. I feel sick, whats the symptoms, poof heres a pdf of a precription. No need to get outta bed. NEXT

4 - A smart fridge that told ya exactly what was making that awful smell in there.

5 - teeny tiny GPS stickers that couldnt be removed. Stick them on power tools, laptops, phones etc so people wouldnt steal them.

6 - ?????
7) $$$$$$$

corner of hells

Spray on condoms.

The Backwards Man

A double decker rocket bus to the moon.

Mantis Toboggan

Central locking front doors and live Google maps which will solve every crime possible.

corner of hells

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A double decker rocket bus to the moon.

Pointless , everyone knows the moon disappears during the day.

Chancer3001

Tyson Fury wrote: »

Central locking front doors and live Google maps which will solve every crime possible.

Ah I meant to add that to my own list.

Front doors should have a clicker for them 1000000%

Chancer3001

There should also be a way to pump up a football with your own breath so when it goes flat your game isnt screwed cos nobody has a flipping pump

LirW

A mute button for children.

Mint Sauce

Parallel parking already is easy OP!

Trigger Happy

A cooker that cooks your food for you. Just insert your recipe.

Day Lewin

Pedal powered refrigerator. Perfect for off-grid camping.

Jimbob1977

A drone that could frustrate only BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers on purpose.

It could slow down, speed up or stop them cutting in at the last minute.

I shall call it the 'PrickBot' TM.

lertsnim

Chancer3001 wrote: »

1 - Change car tyres to balls (giggidy). Imagine how easy parallel parking would be if your car had big swiss ball type wheels.

It's already easy but they have already invented self parking cars for the likes of you.

Mr.Crinklewood

corner of hells wrote: »

Spray on condoms.

Morning after condom.

davidfitz22

Jackets for your legs.

JohnnyFlash

An IoT toilet roll dispenser. Will inform you via an alert that you’ve run out of toilet paper. The kinetic energy generated by taking a wad of arts degrees will power the sensor. Could be the start of the entire smart toilet platform.

Donald Trump

corner of hells wrote: »

Spray on condoms.

Do you not already use those invisible, ultra-real-feel ones?

They exist and I use them

Or at least your sister believes they do when I tell her that I am wearing one :pac:

Grayson

corner of hells wrote: »

Spray on condoms.

That already exist don't they. They just don't work as a form of contraception.

How about a cure for all sti's and a 100% working contraceptive.

Chancer3001

For those people talking about parallel parking already being easy. You've missed the point.

With balls instead of tyres you could parallel park in a spot where there's only enough room for your car plus 1 inch. You could be that precise.

You could slide into a spot almost bumper to bumper

Don't care how "cool at driving " anybody want a to appear but there's no way anyone could park in a space like that now

circadian

Something agile, but can pivot. It has to disrupt the tech world as well.

Also goes without saying, makes the world a better place.

Sciprio

Nice try international patent man.

the_syco

Chancer3001 wrote: »

For those people talking about parallel parking already being easy. You've missed the point.

This already exists, using omnidirectional wheels.

kneemos

Tea bags that don't sink.

paw patrol

not really an invention but I'd like a urinal at petrol pump so I can have a slash while filling the tank.

and not get arrested for it too

Ipso

kneemos wrote: »

Tea bags that don't sink.

I think they should be water proofed!

OU812

Tyson Fury wrote: »

Central locking front doors

Smart locks for your front door already exist. Can be operated remotely vi app, via a tag or on proximity.
They can lock or unlock your doors as you leave and arrive. Some even integrate with a house alarm so you just walk away and it does everything for you.

Woke Hogan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

An IoT toilet roll dispenser. Will inform you via an alert that you’ve run out of toilet paper. The kinetic energy generated by taking a wad of arts degrees will power the sensor. Could be the start of the entire smart toilet platform.

I have done some research into this field: The toilet roll dispenser will be able to predict many weeks ahead of time when its supplies need to be replenished by analysing toilet visits and the volume of paper used per use. Indeed it will be able to order automatically from the store of the user's choosing so they're spared the embarrassment of buying toilet paper themselves from the shop.

It's an exciting time for those involved in the toilet industry.

AMKC

A sensor for cars to stop people driving inefficiently. So the sensor would monitor the speed of the car and road conditions and not let a driver drive in a too high or low a gear. Should be mandatory that it be on every car new and old. I think it's the driving in a gear higher than the speed the car or van is going that creates that black smoke because the fuel was not burnt right. If the sensor is taken of the car the car would be taken of the owner.

endacl

Chancer3001 wrote: »

3 - Completely online doctors. I feel sick, whats the symptoms, poof heres a pdf of a precription. No need to get outta bed. NEXT

https://www.webdoctor.ie/video-consultation?device=t?campaignid=298843145?matchtype=b?creative=191462002986?keyword=online%20doctor%20ireland&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7fv7pYHR2gIVzpztCh2EjA0_EAAYASAAEgKlCvD_BwE

diomed

A television that knows what you like and what you would never watch.
Then it will suggest programs for you, and after you watch it you can give the program a rating, and the television will learn as you watch.
I will never watch Eastenders, Fair City, or any of those singing / dancing shows for celebrities or the untalented.

kneemos

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I have done some research into this field: The toilet roll dispenser will be able to predict many weeks ahead of time when its supplies need to be replenished by analysing toilet visits and the volume of paper used per use. Indeed it will be able to order automatically from the store of the user's choosing so they're spared the embarrassment of buying toilet paper themselves from the shop.

It's an exciting time for those involved in the toilet industry.

Or you could just look in the hotpress.

Woke Hogan

kneemos wrote: »

Or you could just look in the hotpress.

Sure and why not wipe your arse with leaves while you're at it? Welcome to the 21st century, pal.

corner of hells

Grayson wrote: »

That already exist don't they. They just don't work as a form of contraception.

How about a cure for all sti's and a 100% working contraceptive.

I believe there may be a prototype version of the condom , the same inventor is working on a bra that can taken off by remote control.Ill keep you updated.

cantdecide

I'm going to taking an existing product and put a clock in it or something...

garbo speaks

A dildo on a Black and Decker drill.

branie2

An actual Holodeck, with Paramount television's permission

Donald Trump

AMKC wrote: »

A sensor for cars to stop people driving inefficiently. So the sensor would monitor the speed of the car and road conditions and not let a driver drive in a too high or low a gear. Should be mandatory that it be on every car new and old. I think it's the driving in a gear higher than the speed the car or van is going that creates that black smoke because the fuel was not burnt right. If the sensor is taken of the car the car would be taken of the owner.

They have (or at least used to have) those in Saudi.

It was a simple but effective concept. It worked by checking whether the driving licence applicant ticked the "F" box on the application form.

Occam's Razor MoFo's!

Del2005

AMKC wrote: »

A sensor for cars to stop people driving inefficiently. So the sensor would monitor the speed of the car and road conditions and not let a driver drive in a too high or low a gear. Should be mandatory that it be on every car new and old. I think it's the driving in a gear higher than the speed the car or van is going that creates that black smoke because the fuel was not burnt right. If the sensor is taken of the car the car would be taken of the owner.

What's driving efficiently? For me it's the shortest time possible for the journey, for others it's getting the most out of a litre of fuel.

The black smoke out of diesels is when they are working, either hard acceleration or a heavy load, and not because they are in too high a gear.

TheMilkyPirate

diomed wrote: »

A television that knows what you like and what you would never watch.
Then it will suggest programs for you, and after you watch it you can give the program a rating, and the television will learn as you watch.
I will never watch Eastenders, Fair City, or any of those singing / dancing shows for celebrities or the untalented.

That already exists it's called Netflix

Purple Mountain

paw patrol wrote: »

not really an invention but I'd like a urinal at petrol pump so I can have a slash while filling the tank.

and not get arrested for it too

50% of the pump's customers won't benefit from that.

Ubbquittious

Cup to bean coffee machine.

You fill it up with slops of leftover coffee and out the other end comes roasted coffee beans. Any place that serves a lot of coffee would be interested in buying one because some % of the coffee made is never drank and this equates to millions of litres of coffee a year.

Version 2 will also turn takeaway cups into coffee beans but there might never be a need to make this if said cups are banned

Try_harder

A no touch liquid soap dispenser

A yougurt drink with excessive claims about its nutritional and health benefits

gctest50

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Cup to bean coffee machine.

You fill it up with slops of leftover coffee and out the other end comes roasted coffee beans. ....

Kopi Lewak ? same idea but a bit furry

Captain Red Beard

There are people who like pornography. There are people who like internetting. My ideas is to put pornography on the line on the internet for a small fee.

DrGreenthumb

A patent pending patented pending machine

RobbingBandit

Three seashells gonna revolutionise the toilet experience.

Fanny Wank

**** booths in airports