Who'd live in a house like this? Part 2

dennyk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124018138#Comment_124018138

That centre dormer looks to be very swollen. They really should have that looked at by their GP, I think, and maybe have it removed before it ends up as big as that other growth on their arse or the one on their side... 😆

The front hall full of doors is a bit bizarre. Can't tell what half of them actually lead to. Wish they'd included a floorplan.

You'd want to be a marathon runner cooking anything in the kitchen, with the size of that work triangle. And despite the enormous size, there's ****-all counter space (and none at all next to the stove) because of those silly full-height cabinets everywhere. Of course, given how much flammable shite they're storing on the hob, it's pretty clear they aren't actually doing any cooking very often... (Also, what is that thing under the clock in the dining area and why is it splattered with shite?)

That room with the hideous red couch is terribly laid out; how would you even make use of that space without blocking a door?

The striped sofa cushions in the sitting room are so hideous that even I wouldn't have them, and the sunroom space is completely wasted. Also, the face-level chandelier is a nice touch.

The second sitting room is just…kinda sad. And the proximity of the door to the built-in bookcase is a bit shite; either the door blocks half that shelf if it's open or you have to close it and be locked inside a small stuffy little room. And again, the bay window space is completely ignored.

That carpeting in the two bigger secondary bedrooms is definitely a choice. And what's with that weird gigantic room-sized nook on the upstairs landing? Seems a waste of space.