Who really killed Jesus?

Atoms for Peace

I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.

evolving_doors

The Jews
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Huntergonzo

Science killed Jesus.

Archeron

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the messiah.

TheValeyard

evolving_doors wrote: »

The Jews
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Yeah, the Saducces and high priest were behind it.

Kinda feel sorry for Pilate, his hands were tied, risk an uprising and the Emperors wrath or kill one unpopular jew and keep stability.

Squall Leonhart

I dunno about Jesus, but video killed the radio star, so I'd start with video, he's got form.

TheValeyard

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Science killed Jesus.

Yeahhhh, im going to say no.

Atoms for Peace

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Science killed Jesus.

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

— Nietzsche, The Gay Science

Agent Coulson

Everyone knows the only way to rise from the dead is to be bitten by a zombie so I’m guessing a zombie really killed Jesus.

Arghus

Biggus Dickus.

The easter bunny obvz

evolving_doors

More important things to be sorting out.

Who killed Karen on Fair City?

Huntergonzo

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Yeahhhh, im going to say no.

Ok no probs.

TheValeyard

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Ok no probs.

Round Two:


Who framed Rodger Rabbit?

FixdePitchmark

The defense in Belfast would have got him off.

Huntergonzo

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Round Two:


Who framed Rodger Rabbit?

Watching that aswell are you?

An absolute classic!!!

odyssey06

Trump... cos every other accusation gets thrown at him.
Fine Gael... for letting the pubs open on Good Friday.
The Romans... not averse to ultraviolence: http://abuse.wikia.com/wiki/Parricide

Cheerful Spring

Romans killed him there were no Jews involved. The Jews just demanded he is put to death.

peckerhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHEx4a54Koo

40 years ago, eh? :eek:

TheValeyard

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Watching that aswell are you?

An absolute classic!!!

Yep. Its a classic. And Jessica Rabbit........

Say my name

The Romans did.

The Romans also took control of the church and wrote the bible to deflect any criticism from them onto to the Jews.

TheValeyard

Cheerful Spring wrote: »

Romans killed him there were no Jews involved. The Jews just demanded he is put to death.

Jewish Sanhedrin was forbidden to execute. High Priest used Romans to carry out execution or risk uprising causing Ceasers displeasure.

The Rape of Lucretia

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.

Wha ?
Jesus is not a fictional character. That He existed is beyond doubt. And that he was executed in the early thirties.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Leo Varadkar

TheValeyard

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Leo Varadkar

And he shot Gandhi and Doctor King!

odyssey06

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Jewish Sanhedrin was forbidden to execute. High Priest used Romans to carry out execution or risk uprising causing Ceasers displeasure.

Disgraceful, especially after the "render unto Caesar" speech.
Caesar should have faced down the Sanhedrin.
If I said this at the time it would probably be treasonous...

jamesbere

I killed him softly

TheValeyard

jamesbere wrote: »

I killed him softly

With a love song?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

It's quite simple really. The religious leaders of Israel were responsible for his death and the Ronan's carried out the actual crucifixion.
The people of Israel were also complicit and, of course God himself put Jesus to death. Acts refers to “the determined purpose and foreknowledge of God" for His plan for eternal redemption..

BorneTobyWilde

Pat Phelan

TheValeyard

odyssey06 wrote: »

Disgraceful, especially after the "render unto Caesar" speech.
Caesar should have faced down the Sanhedrin.
If I said this at the time it would probably be treasonous...

Ceaser was a bit of a dick to be fair.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Ceaser was a bit of a dick to be fair.

Caesar was nowhere near the place. It was Pilate - the perfect of the province.

jamesbere

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

With a love song?

It was very emotional

TheValeyard

Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »

Caesar was nowhere near the place. It was Pilate - the perfect of the province.

True. And if the Provence went into Rebellion, Pilate would have been executed.

Franz Von Peppercorn

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.

If Jesus is fictional there are only two options:

Nobody killed Jesus because he didn’t exist.
If we are talking about a fictional character (as in who killed bobby Ewing) then it was as written. As with all fictional characters.

I don’t think Jesus was fictional though

Franz Von Peppercorn

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

True. And if the Provence went into Rebellion, Pilate would have been executed.

No, fired. Which happened later.

TheValeyard

All this talk is making me want to replay Rome Two: Total War.

TheValeyard

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

No, fired. Which happened later.

Rebellion would have meant death.

Franz Von Peppercorn

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Rebellion would have meant death.

You got a source for that.

Hitman3000

Jesus is dead?

TheValeyard

Hitman3000 wrote: »

Jesus is dead?

Well, he respawned still going well since.

TheValeyard

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

You got a source for that.

Book I read on Roman Republican governor and change of power in the Imperial system and proconsul. Ill try find the title.

Stonedpilot

Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »

It's quite simple really. The religious leaders of Israel were responsible for his death and the Ronan's carried out the actual crucifixion.
The people of Israel were also complicit and, of course God himself put Jesus to death. Acts refers to “the determined purpose and foreknowledge of God" for His plan for eternal redemption..

A proper answer!. Though it will fall on deaf ears to those brainwashed into thinking their ancestors were fish LOL.
The mental gymnastics required to negate some creative force in the universe must be exhausting.
No wonder atheists always on drugs to perk up.


https://youtu.be/BL9S-TUikfg

Zebra3

Heard it was his bird Mary Magdalene. He couldn’t make her cum so she did away with him.

seamusk84

In fairness you could say he was asking for it with all that ****e he was spouting.
Call yourself the son of god, sure what do you think will happen!?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Hitman3000 wrote: »

Jesus is dead?

No.


Jesus Lives!

endacl

Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »

No.


Jesus Lives!

Yeah? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Avatar MIA

Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »

No.


Jesus Lives!

So, Jesus eats and excretes?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

endacl wrote: »

Yeah? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion]

Oh, I fully accept that.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Avatar MIA wrote: »

So, Jesus eats and excretes?

I have no idea.

Hitman3000

Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote:

Jesus Lives!

Have you his address?