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Who really killed Jesus?

  • 30-03-2018 8:26pm
    #1
    Atoms for Peace
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    I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.


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  • #2
    evolving_doors
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    The Jews
    /end thread/


  • #3
    Huntergonzo
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    Science killed Jesus.


  • #4
    Archeron
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    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the messiah.


  • #5
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,254 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    evolving_doors wrote: »
    The Jews
    /end thread/

    Yeah, the Saducces and high priest were behind it.

    Kinda feel sorry for Pilate, his hands were tied, risk an uprising and the Emperors wrath or kill one unpopular jew and keep stability.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #6
    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    I dunno about Jesus, but video killed the radio star, so I'd start with video, he's got form.


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  • #7
    TheValeyard
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    Huntergonzo wrote: »
    Science killed Jesus.

    Yeahhhh, im going to say no.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #8
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Huntergonzo wrote: »
    Science killed Jesus.

    God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

    — Nietzsche, The Gay Science


  • #9
    Agent Coulson
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    Everyone knows the only way to rise from the dead is to be bitten by a zombie so I’m guessing a zombie really killed Jesus.


  • #10
    Arghus
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    Biggus Dickus.


  • #11
    Ariana Black Partridge
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    The easter bunny obvz


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  • #12
    evolving_doors
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    More important things to be sorting out.

    Who killed Karen on Fair City?


  • #13
    Huntergonzo
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    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Yeahhhh, im going to say no.

    Ok no probs.


  • #14
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,254 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Huntergonzo wrote: »
    Ok no probs.

    Round Two:


    Who framed Rodger Rabbit?

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #15
    FixdePitchmark
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    The defense in Belfast would have got him off.


  • #16
    Huntergonzo
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    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Round Two:


    Who framed Rodger Rabbit?

    Watching that aswell are you?

    An absolute classic!!!


  • #17
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,856 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Trump... cos every other accusation gets thrown at him.
    Fine Gael... for letting the pubs open on Good Friday.
    The Romans... not averse to ultraviolence: http://abuse.wikia.com/wiki/Parricide

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #18
    Cheerful Spring
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    Romans killed him there were no Jews involved. The Jews just demanded he is put to death.


  • #19
    peckerhead
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHEx4a54Koo
    40 years ago, eh? :eek:


  • #20
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,254 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Huntergonzo wrote: »
    Watching that aswell are you?

    An absolute classic!!!

    Yep. Its a classic. And Jessica Rabbit........

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #21
    Say my name
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,205 ✭✭✭✭Say my name


    The Romans did.

    The Romans also took control of the church and wrote the bible to deflect any criticism from them onto to the Jews.


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  • #22
    TheValeyard
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    Cheerful Spring wrote: »
    Romans killed him there were no Jews involved. The Jews just demanded he is put to death.

    Jewish Sanhedrin was forbidden to execute. High Priest used Romans to carry out execution or risk uprising causing Ceasers displeasure.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #23
    The Rape of Lucretia
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    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.

    Wha ?
    Jesus is not a fictional character. That He existed is beyond doubt. And that he was executed in the early thirties.


  • #24
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Leo Varadkar


  • #25
    TheValeyard
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    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Leo Varadkar

    And he shot Gandhi and Doctor King!

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #26
    odyssey06
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    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Jewish Sanhedrin was forbidden to execute. High Priest used Romans to carry out execution or risk uprising causing Ceasers displeasure.

    Disgraceful, especially after the "render unto Caesar" speech.
    Caesar should have faced down the Sanhedrin.
    If I said this at the time it would probably be treasonous...

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #27
    jamesbere
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    I killed him softly


  • #28
    TheValeyard
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    jamesbere wrote: »
    I killed him softly

    With a love song?

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #29
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    It's quite simple really. The religious leaders of Israel were responsible for his death and the Ronan's carried out the actual crucifixion.
    The people of Israel were also complicit and, of course God himself put Jesus to death. Acts refers to “the determined purpose and foreknowledge of God" for His plan for eternal redemption..


  • #30
    BorneTobyWilde
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    Pat Phelan


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  • #31
    TheValeyard
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    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Disgraceful, especially after the "render unto Caesar" speech.
    Caesar should have faced down the Sanhedrin.
    If I said this at the time it would probably be treasonous...

    Ceaser was a bit of a dick to be fair.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #32
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Ceaser was a bit of a dick to be fair.

    Caesar was nowhere near the place. It was Pilate - the perfect of the province.


  • #33
    jamesbere
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    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    With a love song?

    It was very emotional


  • #34
    TheValeyard
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    Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »
    Caesar was nowhere near the place. It was Pilate - the perfect of the province.

    True. And if the Provence went into Rebellion, Pilate would have been executed.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #35
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.

    If Jesus is fictional there are only two options:

    Nobody killed Jesus because he didn’t exist.
    If we are talking about a fictional character (as in who killed bobby Ewing) then it was as written. As with all fictional characters.

    I don’t think Jesus was fictional though


  • #36
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    True. And if the Provence went into Rebellion, Pilate would have been executed.

    No, fired. Which happened later.


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  • #37
    TheValeyard
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    All this talk is making me want to replay Rome Two: Total War.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #38
    TheValeyard
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    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    No, fired. Which happened later.

    Rebellion would have meant death.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #39
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Rebellion would have meant death.

    You got a source for that.


  • #40
    Hitman3000
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    Jesus is dead?


  • #41
    TheValeyard
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    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Jesus is dead?

    Well, he respawned still going well since.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



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  • #42
    TheValeyard
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    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    You got a source for that.

    Book I read on Roman Republican governor and change of power in the Imperial system and proconsul. Ill try find the title.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #43
    Stonedpilot
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    Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »
    It's quite simple really. The religious leaders of Israel were responsible for his death and the Ronan's carried out the actual crucifixion.
    The people of Israel were also complicit and, of course God himself put Jesus to death. Acts refers to “the determined purpose and foreknowledge of God" for His plan for eternal redemption..

    A proper answer!. Though it will fall on deaf ears to those brainwashed into thinking their ancestors were fish LOL.
    The mental gymnastics required to negate some creative force in the universe must be exhausting.
    No wonder atheists always on drugs to perk up.


    https://youtu.be/BL9S-TUikfg


  • #44
    Zebra3
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    Heard it was his bird Mary Magdalene. He couldn’t make her cum so she did away with him.


  • #45
    seamusk84
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    In fairness you could say he was asking for it with all that ****e he was spouting.
    Call yourself the son of god, sure what do you think will happen!?


  • #46
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Jesus is dead?

    No.


    Jesus Lives!


  • #47
    endacl
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    Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »
    No.


    Jesus Lives!

    Yeah? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.



  • #48
    Avatar MIA
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    Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote: »
    No.


    Jesus Lives!

    So, Jesus eats and excretes?


  • #49
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    endacl wrote: »
    Yeah? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion]

    Oh, I fully accept that.


  • #50
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    So, Jesus eats and excretes?

    I have no idea.


  • #51
    Hitman3000
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    Oaklee Cold Soreness wrote:
    Jesus Lives!


    Have you his address?


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