Most useless thing ever

con___manx1

Heated toilet seats

kneemos

Was buying a motorbike about ten years ago or so,yer man goes into salesman of the month mode with extras such as boots,gloves,helmet etc.
Anyway I buy a few bits and just as I was gathering up and heading for the door he says how about an ashtray? I says no thanks sure I don't even smoke.

17togo

3 pages in a nobody has said "the wife"!? :-D

*looking over shoulder*

Neither will I, she's amazing!!!!

Stoner

Electric car seats, slow and needles expense in a car,
They get good when then hold and remember a programmable position but useless up to that.

Microwave dings are necessary
Microwave popcorn is very bad for you anyway

stampydmonkey

The office computer network...f****n useless.. . Followed extremely closely by the IT dept responsible for it.

Yet to come across a company with a decent one.

gifted

Lord Mayors....pure and utter expensive ****e...

Your Face

About 20% of the people in my company.

kneemos

Stoner wrote: »

Electric car seats, slow and needles expense in a car,
They get good when then hold and remember a programmableo position but useless up to that.

Microwave dings are necessary
Microwave popcorn is very bad for you anyway

Electric everything in a car is pointless apart from windows. Doors in particular are pure ridiculous.

ouxbbkqtswdfaw

VW 1 wrote:

I'll go old school and say, tits on a nun?

Why, are you so insulting?

Sue Pa Key Pa

Irish translations on State documents

corner of hells

NinetyTwoTeam wrote: »

Cigarette filters. Yeah, that'll stop the cancer.

Headphones that cost less then a tenner. Music will be inaudible on the street and either one of 2 things is guaranteed to happen: one earbud completely dies or the wire near the plug makes a crackly sound when it is moved. Usually after about a week of use.

The corner on a packet of ham that says 'open here', you pull it and all that happens is the little corner bit rips off and the packet still ain't open. And they say resealable sometimes but never are.

The worst though is the ding! sound a non digital microwave timer makes when it finishes cooking. Why do we need this to happen when the timer gets to zero, the frigging thing shuts off at that point anyway so there's no danger of overcooking, and I don't think I've ever been more than a meter or so away anytime I'm nuking something, it's not like I'm gonna forget about it and it will get cold, and even if it did, the whole point of the thing is it can heat stuff back up quickly. I doubt most people even cook things to exact time increments. Plus I don't need an alarm to notify everyone in the house that I'm stuffing my fat face at 2 am.

Just eat all the ham in one go , that'll teach the packet.

Take the microwave apart and remove the "ding" , be aware of radioactive **** or something.

Mmmm cigarettes.

Stephen15

The edit reason (optional) section when you go to edit a post. What's the point if it's optional.

kneemos

The KPMG bloke on the Lotto.

parttime

Vouge Williams.
Did anybody see her on celebrity mastermind?
Embarrassing

Cee-Jay-Cee

Chocolate teapot
Ashtray for a motorbike

mrhoppy

IT Tallaght

Cookie_Monster

twitter

prinzeugen

Mahogany gas pipe and so called "cold remedies"

Both fecking useless.. Square hoops, sprout wine?

I should open a shop. Grot sounds like a good name!

cycle4fun

Sue Pa Key Pa wrote: »

Irish translations on State documents

And translating EU business documents in to Irish, ffs, at a cost of millions!

As if anyone is ever going to read them in Irish. No wonder the EU will fall apart.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/irish-translation-of-european-parliament-documents-costing-43-per-page-1.3203792

diomed

Toenails.

Mountainsandh

The little extra button inside garments like jackets, shirts...
Fair enough when clothes were really expensive, but you'd often find the extra buttons on things from Dunnes, New Look ... I've never used a single one.

So much packaging, like the plastic around Babybels, compounded by a mesh bag ffs.

These bottle/cup sleeves to keep warm or cold. Lots and lots of pound shop plasticky gadgets we don't need and generally don't use.

retalivity

Social influencers
Hr departments
90% of the non edible stuff in dealz/euro giant
Entry level no-brand bikes
John delaney
Cheap umbrellas
USC
New lucozade - not fit to clean the bath with
Dublin traffic management
€8 pints
The CRO, HSE, Revenue...actually, all govt departments - so backwards, slow & inefficient

Hercule Poirot

Raidió Teilifís Éireann

AllForIt

diomed wrote: »

Toenails.

They are good for scratching the back of your other leg.


Those tempered glass screen protectors designed to protect your shiny expensive smartphone screen. All the one's I've used have either started to peel of at the corner but even worse I find they crack quite easily - more easily than the screen would crack. So you end up with a hairline crack across the screen leaving your phone looking like crap or having to go to the bother of buying and putting on another one which is a pain in the arse.

Fann Linn

Newstalk breakfast with PW.

whisky_galore

Irish E-Voting Machines.

Achillhenge.

Scientology.

Homeopathy.

bot43

Boards.ie mods.

evil_seed

Anti bacterial hand wash that comes with a sensor so it squirts on your hand. You don't have to touch the pump and get all the germs on your hands. It anit bacterial hand wash... d'uh!

Stephen15

evil_seed wrote: »

Anti bacterial hand wash that comes with a sensor so it squirts on your hand. You don't have to touch the pump and get all the germs on your hands. It anit bacterial hand wash... d'uh!

Also your using soap which will kill the germs anyway