Gameweek 21 Matchday Thread.

2nd Row Donkey

Benching Kane, Dilva unlikely to play, selection doubts over Sane, Christensen, Aguero and Mata.

This could be carnage (again)

COH

Hazard better f*cking start :mad:

SlickRic

SlickRic wrote: »

Anfield Express have Mignolet dropped, TAA starting instead of Gomez, and all of Firmino, ManCoutinho and Salah starting.

How reliable are they Slick?

eh i dunno

I'm hearing rooney not playing. Now who to bring in for no hit

km79

eh i dunno wrote: »

I'm hearing rooney not playing. Now who to bring in for no hit

Is DCl ?
I’ve 5 defenders and zaha in ahead of him at moment

Iused2likebusts

km79 wrote: »

Spanish journo who usually has Silva news

@10JoseAlvarez: David Silva did not train today and he is not in Manchester yet. That indicates that tomorrow he will not play against Crystal Palace.

That will help sterling starting.

ScummyMan

I have two tabs open. If Hazard starts he gets the armband, if he doesn't he's going out for Coutinho. Gonna be a tense few minutes :pac:

eh i dunno

km79 wrote: »

Is DCl ?
I’ve 5 defenders and zaha in ahead of him at moment

Yep he's in the team and so is James Mccarthy. Normally fairly reliable too so we'll see. Might bring dcl in myself

Iused2likebusts

If we get hazard news I think I'll do hazard and Daniels to pogba and alonso

2nd Row Donkey

There's gonna be some amount of transfers and captaincy changes made in the final moments. I hope the website doesn't crash again.

Iused2likebusts

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

I've cancelled a date upon hearing this hazard dilemma

Cypher_sounds

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

Amateur, just go to the jacks at 1:55 instead.

ScummyMan

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

This is what I aspire to be

pjohnson

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Amateur, just go to the jacks at 2:55 instead.

what use is that?

extra gravy

I'm at work...there's going to be a long toilet break in about 5 minutes

Cypher_sounds

pjohnson wrote: »

what use is that?

Edited

the whole year inn

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

Not all hero's wear capes.

ScummyMan

I reckon km has the armband on Hazard and has just been on the wind up

2nd Row Donkey

Iused2likebusts wrote:

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

Your wife is awesome by the way.

SlickRic

RoboKlopp wrote: »

How reliable are they Slick?

They are not 100%.

Cypher_sounds

Forster
Alonso-Zanka-Jones
Hazard-Sterling-KDB-Salah-Doucoure
Rooney-Firmino(c)

GL all.

km79

ScummyMan wrote: »

I reckon km has the armband on Hazard and has just been on the wind up

alchemist33

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

Do you feel you need to Cut down on your fpl use?
Do you get Annoyed when others complain about your fpl use?
Do you feel Guilty about your fpl use?
Do you need to check your team/news before you do anything else in the morning? (Eye-opener)

If you answer yes to two or more of these please make an appointment with your GP


(Just a little health service humour there)

Ace2007

Had the armband on Hazard, but with the uncertainy, Firmino getting arm band, and possibly Richarlison in for Hazard on a one week punt if we get news.

AnneFrank

Salah injured

alchemist33

AnneFrank wrote: »

Salah injured

Source?

SlickRic

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

I'm at a family gathering I've had to tell the wife to pretend to everyone else that I have to go and get petrol. I'm parked around the corner in an estate searching the internet for hazard news. I have a serious problem so much my wife just covers for me at this stage.

This is both the saddest and most brilliant thing I've read in a very long time.

km79

AnneFrank wrote: »

Salah injured

WHAT???????

CSF

eh i dunno wrote: »

I'm hearing rooney not playing. Now who to bring in for no hit

Where are you hearing this?

AnneFrank

AnneFrank wrote: »

Salah injured

Post your source please?

titan18

AnneFrank wrote: »

Salah injured

Can we ban people for these sort of posts without providing a source?

ScummyMan

AnneFrank wrote: »

Salah injured

I swear to God. Never have I been so on edge

km79

Anne Frank needs to get back on here with 5 minutes

CSF

There’s almost definitely source. Remain calm until you see something legitimate.

2nd Row Donkey

km79 wrote:

Anne Frank needs to get back on here with 5 minutes

She has a history of been tight lipped.

Lucas Hood

No biggie if Salah is injured everyone owns him

ScummyMan

Lucas Hood wrote: »

No biggie if Salah is injured everyone owns him

I'll only have enough for a 5 a side soon

km79

Lucas Hood wrote: »

No biggie if Salah is injured everyone owns him

If he is your captain it is
Currently have VC on Ricky
Now I'm very nervous

machiavellianme

Lucas Hood wrote: »

No biggie if Salah is injured everyone owns him

Not everyone. 40.3% don't.

illumin

I'm sure salah is fine, sounds trollish to me as there are no reports anywhere that i can find.

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Ace2007

Lucas Hood wrote: »

No biggie if Salah is injured everyone owns him

So if you have Salah and Hazard - and there is a chance both are not playing, do you risk giving it to a city lad who might also get a rest - and who then do you give the VC to?

Pete Moss

Chelsea Twitter account had a clip of the team arriving. Hazard strolled in, carried his case up the stairs - probably about 9/10 steps, I wouldn't call it a flight of stairs as such, but certainly more than a few steps. Anyway, he looked grand, maybe a little distracted, almost as if he wondered if Dr Dre wished he was a real doctor.

Cypher_sounds

I’m in denial over Salah being injured...

caviardreams

Serena Lively Cab wrote: »

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Yep, and nothing on twitter that I can find to that effect.

extra gravy

Nothing on Twitter about Salah

CSF

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

I’m in denial over Salah being injured...

Well you should be, because it’s almost certainly not legit.

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Lucas Hood

machiavellianme wrote: »

Not everyone. 40.3% don't.

Everyone worth taking notice of. I'd hazard a guess that most of that 40% are inactive teams.