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Wally of the week award

  • 29-12-2017 6:45pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭


    This weeks award goes to which ever plonker shoved a bottle of wine against the thermostat of the fridge and turned it off with 600 euros of vaccines on the top shelf!!!!:mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭X6.430macman


    grassroot1 wrote:
    This weeks award goes to which ever plonker shoved a bottle of wine against the thermostat of the fridge and turned it off with 600 euros of vaccines on the top shelf!!!!

    Is it a good bottle of wine?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,296 ✭✭✭leg wax


    try the loss of 170/180 ai straws from a lot of bulls that are now gone.....:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,838 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    Jaysus, and that's just this week..

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    Heifers who did loops around 2 neighbours gardens 3 separate times today, while I was trying to draw them home, blowout on the trailer, all of course in the mid afternoon, ended up pricking about for an hr in the dark at it all, only in from milking now. And of course there is only one idiot who has to take the blame for all this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    grassroot1 wrote: »
    This weeks award goes to which ever plonker shoved a bottle of wine against the thermostat of the fridge and turned it off with 600 euros of vaccines on the top shelf!!!!:mad:
    Would the vaccines be rendered useless because of that? Why not use them now?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭grassroot1


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Would the vaccines be rendered useless because of that? Why not use them now?

    I will use them in the morning. I wont ask if they are useless, I dont want an answer. Think the fridge was only off for a day that's what I will keep telling myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭Gawddawggonnit


    Made the mistake of confiding in OH about a chest pain during milking...Wally!

    I’m out now after being plugged in, photographed, bled and trussed. Tax dollars well spent, or I’d be still in there tomorrow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Got the bill from HSE for young lads broken wrist dated 22/12 100 euro to be paid within 7 days , school insurance which cost 8 euro will cover it, hope your ok dawg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,493 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Heifers who did loops around 2 neighbours gardens 3 separate times today, while I was trying to draw them home, blowout on the trailer, all of course in the mid afternoon, ended up pricking about for an hr in the dark at it all, only in from milking now. And of course there is only one idiot who has to take the blame for all this...

    I admire your honesty !!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭grassroot1


    leg wax wrote: »
    try the loss of 170/180 ai straws from a lot of bulls that are now gone.....:mad:

    how did that happen?


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,756 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Leg wax gets my sympathy vote. Hope everything is ok dawg.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,316 ✭✭✭tanko


    Made the mistake of confiding in OH about a chest pain during milking...Wally!

    I’m out now after being plugged in, photographed, bled and trussed. Tax dollars well spent, or I’d be still in there tomorrow.

    You would have been a far bigger wally if you had delayed going.
    A man in my area felt unwell but decided to do the milking anyway before going to casualty. Big mistake, he was having a stroke and is partly paralysed down one side. Might have been a different outcome if he had gone sooner, his farming career is over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,296 ✭✭✭leg wax


    grassroot1 wrote: »
    how did that happen?

    still under investigation ,but the liquid nitrogen was gone out of flask..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Years ago I had 5 cows in the crush for ai after using prid on them, I told the wife to ring the ai station that morning. We went to town that day and coming home about 3pm I mentioned about the cows for ai, wife goes oh fcuk I forgot to ring ai station :eek: I lost the plot. The following morning all cows were still mad bulling ai'd and went incalf, all's well that ends well :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,225 ✭✭✭charolais0153


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Years ago I had 5 cows in the crush for ai after using prid on them, I told the wife to ring the ai station that morning. We went to town that day and coming home about 3pm I mentioned about the cows for ai, wife goes oh fcuk I forgot to ring ai station :eek: I lost the plot. The following morning all cows were still mad bulling ai'd and went incalf, all's well that ends well :)
    Before the time of mobiles so.?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    tanko wrote: »
    You would have been a far bigger wally if you had delayed going.
    A man in my area felt unwell but decided to do the milking anyway before going to casualty. Big mistake, he was having a stroke and is partly paralysed down one side. Might have been a different outcome if he had gone sooner, his farming career is over.
    And the cows survived without him, we are all a bit guilty of that. As a man said to me one time if the tractor breaks down you'll sort it out or if a cow gets sick you'll call the vet but we are very slow to look after ourselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Before the time of mobiles so.?

    Yep, around 1995 I'm sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Got the bill from HSE for young lads broken wrist dated 22/12 100 euro to be paid within 7 days , school insurance which cost 8 euro will cover it, hope your ok dawg
    Plenty people ignored them bills, cost zero. No wonder the healthcare is in such a mess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭grassroot1


    They sell the debt to debt collection companies now, you will pay big brother is watching!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Heifers who did loops around 2 neighbours gardens 3 separate times today, while I was trying to draw them home, blowout on the trailer, all of course in the mid afternoon, ended up pricking about for an hr in the dark at it all, only in from milking now. And of course there is only one idiot who has to take the blame for all this...

    Fire him, Timmaay, and do it today :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,721 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Made the mistake of confiding in OH about a chest pain during milking...Wally!

    I’m out now after being plugged in, photographed, bled and trussed. Tax dollars well spent, or I’d be still in there tomorrow.

    Hope it’s nothing serious but always one to get checked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭wrangler


    Made the mistake of confiding in OH about a chest pain during milking...Wally!

    I’m out now after being plugged in, photographed, bled and trussed. Tax dollars well spent, or I’d be still in there tomorrow.

    As I said on another forum, OH hated the way Christmas put hospitals under pressure, Anything iffy in you and the overeating and over drinking will test it for ya.......Bah Humbug.
    Hope you're alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Years ago I had 5 cows in the crush for ai after using prid on them, I told the wife to ring the ai station that morning. We went to town that day and coming home about 3pm I mentioned about the cows for ai, wife goes oh fcuk I forgot to ring ai station :eek: I lost the plot. The following morning all cows were still mad bulling ai'd and went incalf, all's well that ends well :)
    I have often done that here. So I now text the ai man night before or as I am putting the cows in the crush. Used to have to wait until 8.30am to ring ai station, by that stage I would be back in the house in Mammy mode and would forget. It's handier now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭Gawddawggonnit


    _Brian wrote: »
    Hope it’s nothing serious but always one to get checked.

    Full bill of health thanks.

    From the moment of walking into A&E, I was out the door in 2hrs...if Carlsberg did hospitals... Incredible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Full bill of health thanks.

    From the moment of walking into A&E, I was out the door in 2hrs...if Carlsberg did hospitals... Incredible.
    Is there a charge for casualty over there? What sort of a health system is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,546 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    tanko wrote: »
    You would have been a far bigger wally if you had delayed going.
    A man in my area felt unwell but decided to do the milking anyway before going to casualty. Big mistake, he was having a stroke and is partly paralysed down one side. Might have been a different outcome if he had gone sooner, his farming career is over.

    Local man here got a belt in the chest off a bull and left it. Found dead in the tractor 3 days later


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,546 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Is there a charge for casualty over there? What sort of a health system is it?

    Top notch by the sound of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    I think it should go to a farmer in the next parish who gave €500 an acre to rent ground on a long-term lease


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,546 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    I think it should go to a farmer in the next parish who gave €500 an acre to rent ground on a long-term lease

    Oh wow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭Snowfire


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    I think it should go to a farmer in the next parish who gave €500 an acre to rent ground on a long-term lease

    Sure it wasn’t €500/ ha?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,766 ✭✭✭White Clover


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Top notch by the sound of it

    Top notch and free !!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,546 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Top notch and free !!!!

    That's the French


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Isnt there free health care now for those under 6 years of age? It would have saved us a fortune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,546 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Isnt there free health care now for those under 6 years of age? It would have saved us a fortune.

    Yep. Great job


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Yep. Great job
    I'm not sure, see plenty of people going to the doctor with their kids as it's free. Most of the time with nothing wrong with them. Meaning those of us who are paying cant get an appointment when we are genuinely ill :mad: Most of them dont realise they pick up more germs in the waiting room


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    Snowfire wrote: »
    Sure it wasn’t €500/ ha?

    Nope per acre guaranteed. Ground down here would start at 300 per acre


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭wrangler


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    I think it should go to a farmer in the next parish who gave €500 an acre to rent ground on a long-term lease

    Was it a dairyfarmer
    All you need is two dairy farmers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭wrangler


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    Nope per acre guaranteed. Ground down here would start at 300 per acre

    You'd wonder why more don't rent it out......

    Quote from the IFJ website
    ''You have to be fierce smart to be able to farm and stupid for doing it''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,546 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    whelan2 wrote: »
    I'm not sure, see plenty of people going to the doctor with their kids as it's free. Most of the time with nothing wrong with them. Meaning those of us who are paying cant get an appointment when we are genuinely ill :mad: Most of them dont realise they pick up more germs in the waiting room

    Can't say I've noticed that tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭flatty


    grassroot1 wrote: »
    This weeks award goes to which ever plonker shoved a bottle of wine against the thermostat of the fridge and turned it off with 600 euros of vaccines on the top shelf!!!!:mad:
    If it's any consolation, one of our employees left £24 k worth out of the fridge a few weeks ago, and it all had to be binned.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,359 ✭✭✭kollegeknight


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Isnt there free health care now for those under 6 years of age? It would have saved us a fortune.

    Free gp but you still have to pay for the hospital daily rate up to 10 nights- out small lady had a virus last year and was a week in the hospital and we got a bill of around 250/300€.

    The fee gp is great though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,611 ✭✭✭Mooooo


    wrangler wrote: »
    Was it a dairyfarmer
    All you need is two dairy farmers

    For all the talk of lads paying that much I've yet to meet anyone that actually is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭Gawddawggonnit


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Is there a charge for casualty over there? What sort of a health system is it?

    I’ve only experienced the health systems in Ireland, UK, US and Oz, and all I can say is that the French put the lot in the halfpenny place.
    Carlsberg ad is the best description.

    All is free, including all medicines.

    I’ve family on the payroll here so as to be able to avail of the health system in case of something big happening...

    Didn’t look too well recently for the HSE when cancer survival figures came in at
    *under* the Eu average.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭Gawddawggonnit


    Top notch and free !!!!

    Yes top notch and free, but I’m/we’re taxed through the nose so the system can be funded.

    Even a visit to local GP is free.
    (Edit. It costs €1).

    Listened to an economist on radio lately saying that if the French health system deteriorated the tax take would fall as people lose confidence on where their tax dollars are spent, and would start to avoid paying tax....the French actually want to pay tax!
    Some culture shock for me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭Gawddawggonnit


    Mooooo wrote: »
    For all the talk of lads paying that much I've yet to meet anyone that actually is

    Would they admit it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭wrangler


    I’ve only experienced the health systems in Ireland, UK, US and Oz, and all I can say is that the French put the lot in the halfpenny place.
    Carlsberg ad is the best description.

    All is free, including all medicines.

    I’ve family on the payroll here so as to be able to avail of the health system in case of something big happening...

    Didn’t look too well recently for the HSE when cancer survival figures came in at
    *under* the Eu average.

    Do you reckon that tax is higher with you or is it, as I've often said, that the HSE is ripping us off for very poor healthcare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭wrangler


    whelan2 wrote: »
    I'm not sure, see plenty of people going to the doctor with their kids as it's free. Most of the time with nothing wrong with them. Meaning those of us who are paying cant get an appointment when we are genuinely ill :mad: Most of them dont realise they pick up more germs in the waiting room

    Yea, a GP friend claims he has to just hand outprescriptions for antibiotics for 'coughs' that he knows isn't required because they'll be just back the next day if he doesn't.
    Can't have the little dotes coughing during the night, now can we.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    wrangler wrote: »
    Yea, a GP friend claims he has to just hand outprescriptions for antibiotics for 'coughs' that he knows isn't required because they'll be just back the next day if he doesn't.
    Can't have the little dotes coughing during the night, now can we.
    Daughter got an ear infection with every tooth she got, resulting in high temperatures and then convuslsions. Had to go to doctor everytime for a prescription, throw in a couple of kidney infections and chest infections into the mix, she was an expensive child. The gp gave us an odd free/reduced cost visit as he felt sorry for us. Otherwise we paid for it all. The free schemes came in just as our youngest turned 6


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭wrangler


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Daughter got an ear infection with every tooth she got, resulting in high temperatures and then convuslsions. Had to go to doctor everytime for a prescription, throw in a couple of kidney infections and chest infections into the mix, she was an expensive child. The gp gave us an odd free/reduced cost visit as he felt sorry for us. Otherwise we paid for it all. The free schemes came in just as our youngest turned 6

    Also know a woman that flatly refuses to take any medicine, wouldn't even take an aspirin.
    Apart from her pregnancies she had her gallbladder out at 45 and didn't see a doctor again until she had to for her license at 70.
    In hindsight she was correct, she had one horrible pregnancy, sick all the time, and her doctor prescribed Thalidomide for her, needless to say she refused to take it.
    You can be very lucky healthwise too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,219 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    I would have to be near death to go to the doctor myself


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