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Best and worst things about christmas

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  • 23-12-2017 2:27pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭


    Best, you can pop a can at 10 am, cooked ham, wife dressed up in a sexy santa outfit, no work, excitement christmas morning when kids get Santa, worst, spending money I don't have on **** stuff that nobody gives a ****e about, christmas day mass with a heap of kids that don't want to be there listening to a man talking ****e for an hour, feeling bloated after pigging out on rich food and you can feel all your archieries tightening,. Spoiled kids that are on a massive sugar rush. And of couse the hangover.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Trays of Guinness for €20 in Tesco.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,554 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    kerryjack wrote: »
    Best, you can pop a can at 10 am, cooked ham, wife dressed up in a sexy santa outfit, no work, excitement christmas morning when kids get Santa

    ...and rough him up a bit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Best

    Food
    Family
    Midnight Mass


    Worst

    Too much food
    Too much family time


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    The worst for me has to be the hour long episodes of the soaps. Misery, fighting and a murder or 2. The dog gets a good long walk every Christmas.
    It's nice to wind down for a few days and to pig out.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    I can't believe people under 60 still go to mass! And yes I know I'm edgy.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,690 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Best.. the little fella's excitement as he discovers and opens his presents from Santy

    Worst.. pretty much everything else TBH.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Listening to the 'I hate Christmas' spiel from the usual few is definitely the worst.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Free stuff


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Best: a day off
    Worst: shopping


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,824 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Best: It's only once a year
    Worst: Everything else


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43 leimmxvii


    Worst, over the few nights out the nightclubs ALWAYS play Fairytale of New York as the last song of the night.. ugh


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Worst: the savage commercialism. it really is pathetic to watch the pandemonium in shops at this time of year.

    Best: Spiced beef sandwiches


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Best: getting to spend a whole week at home being fed :)

    Worst: the eventual boredom and being away from OH (from different parts of the country)


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Best. Time off work.

    Worst. The annual spendfest insanity, people getting into debt buying crap.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    I heard someone ask for "Spiced beef" in a supermarket the other day. What is this stuff? Is it a Christmas thing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    I heard someone ask for "Spiced beef" in a supermarket the other day. What is this stuff? Is it a Christmas thing?

    It is Christmas rolled up in meaty goodness. Tis a Cork thing boy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    You want to smell that spiced beef sh1t when it's cooking

    Heaven


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    I can't believe people under 60 still go to mass! And yes I know I'm edgy.

    Im not at all religious. Completely atheist as are my whole family
    But I like going, nice getting dressed up. 10am mass stops us from sleeping in late so we make the most of the day. I think a nice bit of slightly boring mass and standing and kneeling to prayers gives some balance to a day of completely gluttony and pleasure
    And the hymns and choir are beautiful to listen to.
    Its something Ill be doing every christmas till the end of my life!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Best: spending time picking out presents for loved ones that I know they will like.
    Worst: wrapping said presents, losing the end of the tape about 47 million times and almost crying with frustration cause the paper just won't fold the way I want it to.

    Best: FOOD!! So much food!!!
    Worst: ugh.. food. Too much food..

    Best: seeing family and spending time with them. Having a laugh.
    Worst: the inevitable arguments over the telly amid loud, earth-shattering snores from whoever has dozed off in front of the fire due to eating and drinking too much.

    Best: going through the Christmas RTE Guide, picking out what to watch.
    Worst: ending up watching the Mrs. Brown Christmas Special anyway.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,884 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    The best thing about Christmas is the lead in to it. Meeting friends, the lights in town, everyone full of bonhomie. That's the great bit.

    Then the reality of it all....Christmas Day is something to be endured really, and I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade either, it is the reality for most of us who don't have young children.

    Cooped up all day in a very warm house. Nowhere to escape to. And yes I know we can get out for a walk, followed by "where do you think you're going, we have to pull the crackers etc" LOL.

    But it is OK, just a day of slightly forced jollity.

    If people were very honest they would say they are relieved when CD is over! But as long as we try to enjoy it as best we can that's all good.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    wakka12 wrote: »
    Im not at all religious. Completely atheist as are my whole family
    But I like going, nice getting dressed up. 10am mass stops us from sleeping in late so we make the most of the day. I think a nice bit of slightly boring mass and standing and kneeling to prayers gives some balance to a day of completely gluttony and pleasure
    And the hymns and choir are beautiful to listen to.
    Its something Ill be doing every christmas till the end of my life!

    Each to their own and all that but I really don't get this!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    heldel00 wrote: »
    Each to their own and all that but I really don't get this!

    He/she might like the community coming together/social aspect of a good mass!


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]



    Worst. The annual spendfest insanity, people getting into debt buying crap.

    Similar to my worst. I think it's just wrong if someone feels financial pressure at Christmas- it's not what Christmas is about at all- we should go back to keeping it simple and about friendships and family, not consumer goods.

    Best thing of Christmas- creating new traditions like meeting up with people for dinner (at home) or a special Christmas breakfast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭One_Of_Shanks


    kerryjack wrote: »
    Best, you can pop a can at 10 am, cooked ham, wife dressed up in a sexy santa outfit

    Christmas in your gaff sounds fantastic!!!!!

    If it was like that here then I'd finally understand those famous lyrics "I wish it could be Christmas every day".


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,605 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Best thing is being with Family, The worst is the madness in the shops and all the crazy traffic on the roads.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭Johngoose


    The predictability of Christmas is the worst. The feigned excitement when a family member gives you your €50 present, the traffic, the ****e t.v., the anti-climax, the pointlessness of Secret Santa at work and the talking to young kids about the mythical fella in the red suit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    He/she might like the community coming together/social aspect of a good mass!

    Nope still don't get it. In my opinion you can't be a complete atheist and enjoy a mass.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    heldel00 wrote: »
    Nope still don't get it. In my opinion you can't be a complete atheist and enjoy a mass.

    Also I don't know one person in my area that goes to mass, so it wouldn't be much of a community thing for me! I think outside of Dublin mass etc is more popular though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Johngoose wrote: »
    The predictability of Christmas is the worst. The feigned excitement when a family member gives you your €50 present, the traffic, the ****e t.v., the anti-climax, the pointlessness of Secret Santa at work and the talking to young kids about the mythical fella in the red suit.

    €50 present is grand. No? Maybe I am too poor or too easily pleased.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,087 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    heldel00 wrote: »
    Nope still don't get it. In my opinion you can't be a complete atheist and enjoy a mass.

    I'm with you on that score. It's up there with the worst aspect for me. Non believers, half believers and don't know's, packing into the church on Christmas Day. It's just part of the Christmas "atmosphere" for them. A routine even. I hardly believe. I don't go. End of story. I don't need it to make Christmas Day a bit special. If you don't believe and profess to being an aethiest and still attend mass on Christmas Day, you need to take a long hard look at yourself.

    Best - A child believing in Santa. I'm just about on my last year of it. I've held the opinion that Christmas is about Kids and that adults hi jack it with their gluttony. On Christmas morning, I'll be happy out watching my daughter happy. That's enough for me.


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