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V.I. poop

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  • 15-12-2017 2:10pm
    #1
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭


    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste with the 'starlet' afraid her s*** might stink in the presence of a potential employer.

    The product is ideal for the day when Shep does a dodo on the back seat in his excitment to get to the beach for a walk or does his wee on the tweed recliner.


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    wakka12
    Registered Users Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Well they did a good job of making their product memorable, Ill give them that
    I watch most ads on auto pilot because they're so mind numbing


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    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,275 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste with the 'starlet' afraid her s*** might stink in the presence of a potential employer.

    The product is ideal for the day when Shep does a dodo on the back seat in his excitment to get to the beach for a walk or does his wee on the tweed recliner.

    The ad obviously didn't work if that what you think it's ideal for.


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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,233 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    The worst bit of the ad (apart from the fact her sh*t is in the shape of a doughnut) is when the producer then walks by the jacks after she comes out and wafts the air.

    Sick, sick man...


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    Sue Pa Key Pa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste.

    The product only helps the smell, not the flavour unfortunately


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    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,351 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I find its graphics depicting the flop of dung into the toilet bowl to be disturbing.


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste with the 'starlet' afraid her s*** might stink in the presence of a potential employer.

    The product is ideal for the day when Shep does a dodo on the back seat in his excitment to get to the beach for a walk or does his wee on the tweed recliner.

    Seen a similar add a couple weeks ago, how ever in this case, the young lady was concerned about stinking out a 'dates' bathroom. Thought it was some kind of spoof, as was late at night, until I seen it for sale in Tescos the next day!

    :eek:


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    [Deleted User]
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    I'm more amazed that it costs €8-€10 and that it is probably successful because of people's insecurities over the smell of their bowel movements.

    Everyone sh1ts. Get over it.


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    #9
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    'Punish the porcelain'

    Good heavens


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    Alun
    Registered Users Posts: 21,421 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm more amazed that it costs €8-€10 and that it is probably successful because of people's insecurities over the smell of their bowl movements.
    Well if your bowl really is moving, that could result in the smell of your poop being more obvious than it otherwise would.


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    silverharp
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    Arghus wrote: »
    I find its graphics depicting the flop of dung into the toilet bowl to be disturbing.

    indeed, if it comes out doughnut shape I'd be going to A&E pdq

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    Sac O Spuds
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    Devils dumplings is another phrase used :pac:. Gillian McKeith got people to crap in a Tupperware box and she discussed the smell and consistency. Apparently a lot of it is related to diet.


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    Sephiroth_dude
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    Cringe worthy ad.


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    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Modern Japanese shîtters have a button on them called Strong Deoderant. Clears up any malodorous odours after exorcising the demons of dinners past.


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    freshpopcorn
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    I saw it advertised somewhere as the perfect Christmas gift!


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    falinn merking
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    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I saw it advertised somewhere as the perfect Christmas gift!


    The perfect gift on a yuletide log.


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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    You cant even take a good shyte in peace anymore.


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    #18
    JDxtra
    Registered Users Posts: 5,867 ✭✭✭JDxtra


    Their competition has a great advert...

    https://youtu.be/LqL4DRZ2EkA
    https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q


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    EndaHonesty
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    Sac O Spuds wrote: »
    Gillian McKeith got people to crap in a Tupperware box and she discussed the smell and consistency. Apparently a lot of it is related to diet.

    Ah the pinnacle of reality tv... building a show around people sh1tting in chinese takeaway tubs and presenting them to a fake doctor for her to identify all of one's illnesses (physical, mental & imaginary) from the colour, composition and taste? of aforementioned faeces.

    It's what the telly was invented for!


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    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Sac O Spuds wrote: »
    Devils dumplings is another phrase used :pac:. Gillian McKeith got people to crap in a Tupperware box and she discussed the smell and consistency. Apparently a lot of it is related to diet.

    She's a dirty bitch.


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