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Sex robot doll

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  • 01-12-2017 12:26am
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    kerryjack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭


    Every man will have one of these in 10 years time, they are starting to roll them out by the thousands in California and they will be as cheap as chips bit like the mobile phone 20 years ago its big business and the race is on who can make the best.


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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,019 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Where can I buy into a franchise??

    To thine own self be true



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    JimmyMcGill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭JimmyMcGill


    Frictionburnitis will be the new thing I suppose.


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    wakka12
    Registered Users Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Yeh its inevitable really.
    I wonder how women will react overall..or if women will also be interested in male sex robots. I doubt they would though but maybe I'm wrong


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    thedeere
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭thedeere


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Where can I buy into a franchise??

    Healyraedoll.com


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    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    kerryjack wrote: »
    Every man will have one of these in 10 years time, they are starting to roll them out by the thousands in California and they will be as cheap as chips bit like the mobile phone 20 years ago its big business and the race is on who can make the best.


    Does it iron shirts?


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    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Does it iron shirts?

    That's what an ironing service is for.

    I'd be more interested if it would bring me tea and toast in the morning


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    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,355 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Why do I have to wait ten years?


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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,019 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
    Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
    In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

    To thine own self be true



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    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    kerryjack wrote: »
    they will be as cheap as chips

    I prefer a garlic sex doll over a curry-cheese sex doll tbh.


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    CFlat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭CFlat


    I can hear 3.5 billion women taking a collective sigh of relief.


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    screamer
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    kerryjack wrote: »
    Every man will have one of these in 10 years time, they are starting to roll them out by the thousands in California and they will be as cheap as chips bit like the mobile phone 20 years ago its big business and the race is on who can make the best.

    Yep with the "don't talk to my face, Facebook me" generation, I can see a real niche in the market for this utensil which doesn't need or demand any social skills......


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    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Stheno wrote: »
    That's what an ironing service is for.

    I'd be more interested if it would bring me tea and toast in the morning

    Thats a job for the wife! #meetoo.


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    screamer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭screamer


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
    Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
    In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

    Ah sure take out the tray and fire it into the dishwasher.


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    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    I ain't falling for that one

    434925.jpg


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    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Anal is only fun for me cos I know she fcukin hates it.

    The sex doll will take away that joy for me.


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    splinter65
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    It won’t catch on.


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    JimmyMcGill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭JimmyMcGill


    Stheno wrote: »
    That's what an ironing service is for.

    I'd be more interested if it would bring me tea and toast in the morning

    The toast....Out the arse or mouth? Armpit?


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    kerryjack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    JimmyMcGill wrote: »
    The toast....Out the arse or mouth? Armpit?

    The arse is made for the job


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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,019 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    screamer wrote: »
    Ah sure take out the tray and fire it into the dishwasher.

    Me didn't know there was a tray :p

    To thine own self be true



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    previous user
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    Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.


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    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    previous user wrote: »
    Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.


    Thinly veiled I know how to make my own sandwiches


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    #23
    kerryjack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    previous user wrote: »
    Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

    Lets not through them out of the bed yet


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    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users Posts: 10,918 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Will a robot be employed to clean the various orifices of the sex robot?

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



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    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    previous user wrote: »
    Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

    Bit hypocritical if they are against it, given how big their sex toy industry is and has been for some time.


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    Oldtree
    Registered Users Posts: 8,104 ✭✭✭Oldtree


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    I ain't falling for that one

    434925.jpg

    Would you fall for this one? ;)

    120?cb=20161120224041


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    Pero_Bueno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Pero_Bueno


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
    Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
    In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

    Aaa jaysus

    Can you imagine the state of some of them after a while? there is probably recommended cleaning steps to carry out, but I'd imagine quite a few sweaty fat single blokes won't be arsed ....


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    professore
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    The documentary I saw featured interchangeable vaginas - designed by a woman. The straight male ones would be easier to keep clean - rub off a cloth


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    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    previous user wrote: »
    Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

    Couldn't get over the outrage of the anti sex robots wan. Was like something a radical Islamist would say about women tempting men. Bet she gives out about men trying to control women's sexuality and here she is trying to control men's.


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    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    Pero_Bueno wrote: »
    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
    Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
    In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

    Aaa jaysus

    Can you imagine the state of some of them after a while? there is probably recommended cleaning steps to carry out, but I'd imagine quite a few sweaty fat single blokes won't be arsed ....

    As I said to the wife I hope they don't give these sex robots smell sensors


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    Second Yellow
    Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭Second Yellow


    I can't get over how angry the people who are against it are. I can't see how it increases violence against women. I'd much rather scum like that had an outlet than contemplate doing it for real.


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