Sex robot doll

kerryjack

Every man will have one of these in 10 years time, they are starting to roll them out by the thousands in California and they will be as cheap as chips bit like the mobile phone 20 years ago its big business and the race is on who can make the best.

Purple Mountain

Where can I buy into a franchise??

JimmyMcGill

Frictionburnitis will be the new thing I suppose.

wakka12

Yeh its inevitable really.
I wonder how women will react overall..or if women will also be interested in male sex robots. I doubt they would though but maybe I'm wrong

thedeere

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Where can I buy into a franchise??

Healyraedoll.com

Fann Linn

kerryjack wrote: »

Every man will have one of these in 10 years time, they are starting to roll them out by the thousands in California and they will be as cheap as chips bit like the mobile phone 20 years ago its big business and the race is on who can make the best.

Does it iron shirts?

Stheno

Fann Linn wrote: »

Does it iron shirts?

That's what an ironing service is for.

I'd be more interested if it would bring me tea and toast in the morning

Arghus

Why do I have to wait ten years?

Purple Mountain

I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

Noveight

kerryjack wrote: »

they will be as cheap as chips

I prefer a garlic sex doll over a curry-cheese sex doll tbh.

CFlat

I can hear 3.5 billion women taking a collective sigh of relief.

screamer

kerryjack wrote: »

Every man will have one of these in 10 years time, they are starting to roll them out by the thousands in California and they will be as cheap as chips bit like the mobile phone 20 years ago its big business and the race is on who can make the best.

Yep with the "don't talk to my face, Facebook me" generation, I can see a real niche in the market for this utensil which doesn't need or demand any social skills......

Fann Linn

Stheno wrote: »

That's what an ironing service is for.

I'd be more interested if it would bring me tea and toast in the morning

Thats a job for the wife! #meetoo.

screamer

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

Ah sure take out the tray and fire it into the dishwasher.

Are Am Eye

I ain't falling for that one

BattleCorp

Anal is only fun for me cos I know she fcukin hates it.

The sex doll will take away that joy for me.

splinter65

It won’t catch on.

JimmyMcGill

Stheno wrote: »

That's what an ironing service is for.

I'd be more interested if it would bring me tea and toast in the morning

The toast....Out the arse or mouth? Armpit?

kerryjack

JimmyMcGill wrote: »

The toast....Out the arse or mouth? Armpit?

The arse is made for the job

Purple Mountain

screamer wrote: »

Ah sure take out the tray and fire it into the dishwasher.

Me didn't know there was a tray

previous user

Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

Are Am Eye

previous user wrote: »

Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

Thinly veiled I know how to make my own sandwiches

kerryjack

previous user wrote: »

Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

Lets not through them out of the bed yet

Tom Mann Centuria

Will a robot be employed to clean the various orifices of the sex robot?

Berserker

previous user wrote: »

Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

Bit hypocritical if they are against it, given how big their sex toy industry is and has been for some time.

Oldtree

Are Am Eye wrote: »

I ain't falling for that one

Would you fall for this one?

Pero_Bueno

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

Aaa jaysus

Can you imagine the state of some of them after a while? there is probably recommended cleaning steps to carry out, but I'd imagine quite a few sweaty fat single blokes won't be arsed ....

professore

The documentary I saw featured interchangeable vaginas - designed by a woman. The straight male ones would be easier to keep clean - rub off a cloth

professore

previous user wrote: »

Women wont have any power over men anymore thats why they're against it.

Couldn't get over the outrage of the anti sex robots wan. Was like something a radical Islamist would say about women tempting men. Bet she gives out about men trying to control women's sexuality and here she is trying to control men's.

professore

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

Aaa jaysus

Can you imagine the state of some of them after a while? there is probably recommended cleaning steps to carry out, but I'd imagine quite a few sweaty fat single blokes won't be arsed ....

As I said to the wife I hope they don't give these sex robots smell sensors

Second Yellow

I can't get over how angry the people who are against it are. I can't see how it increases violence against women. I'd much rather scum like that had an outlet than contemplate doing it for real.

professore

It's funny how there was virtually nothing about male sex robots ... despite all this PC bull**** about there being no difference between men and women.

I actually think a truly AI male sex robot would be more successful than a female one - men would probably go to sex robot brothels as they would want variety whereas women would love a man they could mould completely to their desires, help around the house etc listen understandingly to them moan and have unlimited stamina in bed.

Good dad mode and bad boy mode ... At the flick of a switch.

It's actually scary for society. No reason to ever marry.

SEPT 23 1989

We have self cleaning ovens

Hoboo

professore wrote: »

As I said to the wife I hope they don't give these sex robots smell sensors

So ye can ****e in its mooth?

selwyn froggitt

You mark my words,it won't be long before these sex robots are having affairs with other appliances!
You'll come home early from work one day and your bed will be full of crumbs from the toaster.
Meanwhile the Henry Hoover will have grown a moustache and the kettle will start whistling Barry White songs.

splinter65

selwyn froggitt wrote: »

You mark my words,it won't be long before these sex robots are having affairs with other appliances!
You'll come home early from work one day and your bed will be full of crumbs from the toaster.
Meanwhile the Henry Hoover will have grown a moustache and the kettle will start whistling Barry White songs.

Just wanted to tell you Selwyn Froggit was one of the great underrated comic characters of British TV!

sbsquarepants

Hoboo wrote: »

So ye can ****e in its mooth?

I can't help but read this in a Scottish accent:D

LogicusRex

Second Yellow wrote:

I can't get over how angry the people who are against it are. I can't see how it increases violence against women. I'd much rather scum like that had an outlet than contemplate doing it for real.

I have to agree here. There was a big rage against kiddie sex dolls recently. My initial reaction was "Ewwww". When I thought about it would I rather these perverts take out their crazy on a piece of plastic than someone's child.
Thoughts ?

sbsquarepants

Call me old fashioned - but I just prefer my lovers to be human.
(well humanoid at least - beer goggles and all that):D

kerryjack

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Call me old fashioned - but I just prefer my lovers to be human.
(well humanoid at least - beer goggles and all that):D

I think we will still find a roll for the wife in the house as long as she behaves herself

selwyn froggitt

"Not tonight darling, my batteries are running low..."

Hoboo

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I can't help but read this in a Scottish accent:D

As intended !! from The Acid House............1m50s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdGQhyr0d8

LadyMacBeth_

I'm pretty sure sex between men and women will continue as it has for millennia, sex robots or not. Flesh lights and dildos certainly haven't put a stop to that so I doubt even very advanced sex robots will. Sure, some men that are socially awkward may use these dolls as a substitute but it won't be the death of human sex. I'm bi but what turns me on about a woman is getting her off, so a sex robot holds no appeal for me.

Though I wouldn't say no to a male sex robot. I'd just see them as a more advanced dildo!

Hoboo

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm pretty sure sex between men and women will continue as it has for millennia, sex robots or not. Flesh lights and dildos certainly haven't put a stop to that so I doubt even very advanced sex robots will. Sure, some men that are socially awkward may use these dolls as a substitute but it won't be the death of human sex. I'm bi but what turns me on about a woman is getting her off, so a sex robot holds no appeal for me.

Though I wouldn't say no to a male sex robot. I'd just see them as a more advanced dildo!

Nearly choked on me cornies! Need to google flesh light.

Hoboo

Oh you meant a 'Stamina Training Unit". Sheeesh.

daheff

BattleCorp wrote: »

Anal is only fun for me cos I know she fcukin hates it.

The sex doll will take away that joy for me.

yeah i'm sure she hates sticking the dildo in your a**

LadyMacBeth_

Out of curiosity I wonder if flesh lights are any good for men? Anyone used one?

Hoboo

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Out of curiosity I wonder if flesh lights are any good for men? Anyone used one?

Ill let you know next Tuesday.

9or10

Hoboo wrote: »

Ill let you know next Tuesday.

Got a date then?

Hoboo

9or10 wrote: »

Got a date then?

Waiting on delivery.

byronbay2

CFlat wrote: »

I can hear 3.5 billion women taking a collective sigh of relief.

Correct, but you're not allowed say that. Remember when Stephen Fry said that women generally didn't enjoy having sex - feminist outrage armageddon!

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/oct/31/stephen-fry-sex-women-relationships-attitude